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A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a

person

A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a

person

  “A banker is a fellow who A banker is a fellow who

lends you his umbrella when lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to it back the minute it begins to

rain”rain”Mark TwainMark Twain

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Never hire a color blind Bomb Technician

Never hire a color blind Bomb Technician

Boudreaux lived across the bayou from Clarence, who Boudreaux did not like. There

was no bridge or other easy way to cross the bayou so the two would argue by yelling across the bayou. Boudreaux would often yell across the bayou to Clarence,

"Clarence, if I had a way to cross dat bayou, I would come beat you up!". The threats continued for many years.

One day the state built a bridge across the Bayou. Soon after the bridge was built, Boudreaux's wife, Clotile, says "Boudreaux, you've been talking about going across dat bayou to beat up Clarence all dese years. Now

that they have dat bridge, what are you waiting for?" So Boudreaux decided it was time to go see Clarence, so he started walking down to

the bridge. Just as he was getting ready to cross the bridge, he looks up at the sign on the bridge,

reads it, and goes back home. When Boudreaux gets home, Clotile asks "Mais, Boudreaux, did you go beat up

Clarence?" Boudreaux said, "Mais no Clotile, dat sign on dat bridge says 'Clearance 13 feet 3 inches'. Mais, Clotile, Clarence don't look dat big from across de bayou!"

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