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Born On Valentine's Day:Born On Valentine's Day:Jack Benny, Jimmy Hoffa, Carl Jack Benny, Jimmy Hoffa, Carl

Bernstein, Gregory Hines, Teller Bernstein, Gregory Hines, Teller of Penn and Teller, Ken Wahl, of Penn and Teller, Ken Wahl, Meg Tilly, Drew Bledsoe and Meg Tilly, Drew Bledsoe and Chester Smith of Hattiesburg Chester Smith of Hattiesburg

Mississippi.Mississippi.

Born On Valentine's Day:Born On Valentine's Day:Jack Benny, Jimmy Hoffa, Carl Jack Benny, Jimmy Hoffa, Carl

Bernstein, Gregory Hines, Teller Bernstein, Gregory Hines, Teller of Penn and Teller, Ken Wahl, of Penn and Teller, Ken Wahl, Meg Tilly, Drew Bledsoe and Meg Tilly, Drew Bledsoe and Chester Smith of Hattiesburg Chester Smith of Hattiesburg

Mississippi.Mississippi.

Gravitation is not Gravitation is not responsible for people responsible for people

falling in love. falling in love. Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein

Gravitation is not Gravitation is not responsible for people responsible for people

falling in love. falling in love. Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein

If practice makes perfect, and If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why nobody's perfect, then why

practice ?practice ?

If practice makes perfect, and If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why nobody's perfect, then why

practice ?practice ?

Randy was in big trouble when he forgotRandy was in big trouble when he forgothis wedding anniversary.  His wife Susanhis wedding anniversary.  His wife Susantold him, "Tomorrow there had better betold him, "Tomorrow there had better besomething in the driveway for me thatsomething in the driveway for me that

goes zero to 175 in 2 seconds flat".goes zero to 175 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning Susan found a smallThe next morning Susan found a smallpackage in the driveway.  She opened itpackage in the driveway.  She opened itand found a brand new bathroom scale.and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for Randy haveFuneral arrangements for Randy havebeen set for Saturday.been set for Saturday.

Randy was in big trouble when he forgotRandy was in big trouble when he forgothis wedding anniversary.  His wife Susanhis wedding anniversary.  His wife Susantold him, "Tomorrow there had better betold him, "Tomorrow there had better besomething in the driveway for me thatsomething in the driveway for me that

goes zero to 175 in 2 seconds flat".goes zero to 175 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning Susan found a smallThe next morning Susan found a smallpackage in the driveway.  She opened itpackage in the driveway.  She opened itand found a brand new bathroom scale.and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for Randy haveFuneral arrangements for Randy havebeen set for Saturday.been set for Saturday.

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