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Four cities in the world have been Four cities in the world have been

sanctioned by the Internationalsanctioned by the InternationalTheatre/Dance Committee to host the Theatre/Dance Committee to host the

International Ballet Competition:International Ballet Competition:Moscow, Russia; Varna, Bulgaria; Helsinki, Moscow, Russia; Varna, Bulgaria; Helsinki,

Finland; and Jackson,Finland; and Jackson,Mississippi. Mississippi.

Four cities in the world have been Four cities in the world have been sanctioned by the Internationalsanctioned by the International

Theatre/Dance Committee to host the Theatre/Dance Committee to host the International Ballet Competition:International Ballet Competition:

Moscow, Russia; Varna, Bulgaria; Helsinki, Moscow, Russia; Varna, Bulgaria; Helsinki, Finland; and Jackson,Finland; and Jackson,

Mississippi. Mississippi.

“ “ Why is the man who invests all Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ? ’’your money called a broker ? ’’

Randy K.Randy K.

“ “ Why is the man who invests all Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ? ’’your money called a broker ? ’’

Randy K.Randy K.

When you're in it up to When you're in it up to your ears . . . keep your your ears . . . keep your

mouth shut !mouth shut !

When you're in it up to When you're in it up to your ears . . . keep your your ears . . . keep your

mouth shut !mouth shut !

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said,

"Do you have any rye bread?" "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves. He said, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard" loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this crap except me." this crap except me."

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said,

"Do you have any rye bread?" "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves. He said, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard" loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this crap except me." this crap except me."

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