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People with initials that People with initials that spell out GOD or ACE are spell out GOD or ACE are likely to live longer than likely to live longer than

people whose initials people whose initials spell out words like APE, spell out words like APE,

PIG, or RAT.PIG, or RAT.

People with initials that People with initials that spell out GOD or ACE are spell out GOD or ACE are likely to live longer than likely to live longer than

people whose initials people whose initials spell out words like APE, spell out words like APE,

PIG, or RAT.PIG, or RAT.

““Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, Make me a to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat zombie. He said God beat

me to it.’’me to it.’’

Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield

““Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, Make me a to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat zombie. He said God beat

me to it.’’me to it.’’

Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield

Always remember Always remember you're unique. Just you're unique. Just like everyone else. like everyone else.

Always remember Always remember you're unique. Just you're unique. Just like everyone else. like everyone else.

Jerry, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Jerry, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman who was born Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman who was born

and raised a Baptist.  He was now living in South and raised a Baptist.  He was now living in South Louisiana.  Each Friday night after work, he would fire up Louisiana.  Each Friday night after work, he would fire up

his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.  Now, all of his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.  Now, all of Jerry's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they Jerry's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays.  The delicious were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays.  The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to

their priest. their priest.   The priest came to visit Jerry, and suggested that Jerry The priest came to visit Jerry, and suggested that Jerry convert to Catholicism.  After several classes and much convert to Catholicism.  After several classes and much study, Jerry attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled study, Jerry attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over Jerry, he said, "You were born a Baptist holy water over Jerry, he said, "You were born a Baptist

and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic." and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."   Jerry's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night Jerry's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night

arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood The priest was called immediately by the neighborhood The priest was called immediately by

the neighbors and, as he rushed into Jerry's yard, the neighbors and, as he rushed into Jerry's yard, clutching a rosary and preparing to scold Jerry, he stopped clutching a rosary and preparing to scold Jerry, he stopped in amazement and watched.  There stood Jerry, clutching a in amazement and watched.  There stood Jerry, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the

grilling meat, and chanted, "You were born a deer, and grilling meat, and chanted, "You were born a deer, and raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

  

Jerry, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Jerry, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman who was born Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman who was born

and raised a Baptist.  He was now living in South and raised a Baptist.  He was now living in South Louisiana.  Each Friday night after work, he would fire up Louisiana.  Each Friday night after work, he would fire up

his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.  Now, all of his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.  Now, all of Jerry's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they Jerry's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays.  The delicious were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays.  The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to

their priest. their priest.   The priest came to visit Jerry, and suggested that Jerry The priest came to visit Jerry, and suggested that Jerry convert to Catholicism.  After several classes and much convert to Catholicism.  After several classes and much study, Jerry attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled study, Jerry attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over Jerry, he said, "You were born a Baptist holy water over Jerry, he said, "You were born a Baptist

and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic." and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."   Jerry's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night Jerry's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night

arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood The priest was called immediately by the neighborhood The priest was called immediately by

the neighbors and, as he rushed into Jerry's yard, the neighbors and, as he rushed into Jerry's yard, clutching a rosary and preparing to scold Jerry, he stopped clutching a rosary and preparing to scold Jerry, he stopped in amazement and watched.  There stood Jerry, clutching a in amazement and watched.  There stood Jerry, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the

grilling meat, and chanted, "You were born a deer, and grilling meat, and chanted, "You were born a deer, and raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

  

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