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The top-secret Homeland Security The top-secret Homeland Security hot line phone (which all 50 of the hot line phone (which all 50 of the nation's governors are to use in an nation's governors are to use in an emergency) has been deluged with emergency) has been deluged with telemarketing calls, so the number telemarketing calls, so the number

has been put on the National Do-Not-has been put on the National Do-Not-Call Registry. Call Registry.

USA Today,USA Today, 6/15/066/15/06

The top-secret Homeland Security The top-secret Homeland Security hot line phone (which all 50 of the hot line phone (which all 50 of the nation's governors are to use in an nation's governors are to use in an emergency) has been deluged with emergency) has been deluged with telemarketing calls, so the number telemarketing calls, so the number

has been put on the National Do-Not-has been put on the National Do-Not-Call Registry. Call Registry.

USA Today,USA Today, 6/15/066/15/06

" I asked my wife if she wanted to " I asked my wife if she wanted to have a three-way. She said yes, have a three-way. She said yes, but she wanted to know who the but she wanted to know who the

other two people would be.“other two people would be.“

Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield

" I asked my wife if she wanted to " I asked my wife if she wanted to have a three-way. She said yes, have a three-way. She said yes, but she wanted to know who the but she wanted to know who the

other two people would be.“other two people would be.“

Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield

If you look like your If you look like your passport picture, you passport picture, you

probably need the trip. probably need the trip.

If you look like your If you look like your passport picture, you passport picture, you

probably need the trip. probably need the trip.

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn.  He goes to the and gets a horrible sunburn.  He goes to the

hospital, and is promptly admitted after being hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, continuous intravenous feeding with saline,

electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?

The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."legs."

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn.  He goes to the and gets a horrible sunburn.  He goes to the

hospital, and is promptly admitted after being hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, continuous intravenous feeding with saline,

electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?

The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."legs."

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