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The word "toast,“ meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a

piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.

The word "toast,“ meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a

piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.

“Parents are trying to be

friends with their kids rather than draw the line and tell them what proper public

behavior would be”Gallagher 

Inflation is when you pay

fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when

you had hair.

 

 

 

 

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female

roommate, Maria.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's

roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if

there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,

but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to

dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear MaMa,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.  But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were

here for dinner. Your Loving Son

Anthony Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:

Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.  But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have

found the sugar bowl by now.Your Loving MaMa

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