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, The Light That Failed '. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 3The Perfect School , . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. 5Editorials : , .. 6.Buck.Bored ~ ' ' ;' 9Athle~ics ',~ ~ ; ,' 10Poet's Corner ' '. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 11Ne~s 12Folliesof1918 : ;.20

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THE LIGHT THAT FAILEDA Comedy in one act-Alice Dean.

Scene I. Woods near Mt. Parnassus. Apollo wanders' in and gazes' atCupid who is playing with his bow and arrow.

ilpollo: "Morning, Young One! What's the idea of the militaryequipment?"

,Cupid: "Huh, Ape?' Think you can hit anything just like bowling pinsover in Daddy Jupiter's.Alley! I can put a dart in you and one in somebody,el~e and Y9u'1l be the sickest god in Ol~~pus." . . .

Apollo: "Don't get'spunky, CupId. Run and tell your good-lookIngmother to give you marbles enstead of those fire arms. Safe and sane, marblesare." ,. . ' . .

(Cupid shoots Apollo with 'arrow of love and'sends .0,11. arrow of hate into.Daphne's heart.Y ,

Apollo: "You spiteful brat! I do believe you have wounded me!"(Staggers off stage holding his hand over hihear. )st

SCENE· II.. . ", ,(Enter Daphne, the huntress, arrayed as a follower of Diana.)Daphne: "I.must quit drinking, coffee. and 'learn. to 'ike pos.tum, I've

missed everything I've aimed at today. Eve:r:y deer in the forest wll~ h.ave to,be a Cerberus before I can fetch a prize to DIana. It must be ~y dIslIke forthat bold Su~ thing that has unnerve..d me, so. ,He has done nothIng but glareat me since he got up this morning."

(Enter Apollo.)Apollo: "Sick? I'll admit. I'm lovesick! I'm smitten!"(Sees Daphne.) . .. . '"Ah! I never did like'a girl that primped. Look at the charming disorder

of her hair! I wonder if you .know that your eyes are like stars?"Daphne, (Stealthily patting a~ ,her hair,) "Horrors! That aw~ul god!" .'(She runs with Apollo in pursuit of her, while Cupid 'hugshlS arrows and

giggles.) .Apollo: "I have only the sun to offer -----." .'Daphne: 'I don't like it. Yellow isn't becoming to me!" ...A.pollo: (Panting) "I'm the,son of Jupiter! Think of your pOSItIOn In

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Apollo:, "My head! Thatgirl ishardF'(Rubs head and blinks.) .', ' . "'- ."I've been staying too long at Bacchus Inn. I d swear by the rIver Styx

that I was chasing it girl but she ran into a tree and so did 1."(lValks o.tf stage holding his hands to his head.) , ,

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THE PERFECT SCHOOLRuth Dickey

There is need, I-am 'sure,' of a perfect school, one so arrang~athat it wi)lsuit everyone. Of course" many changes from the present burdensome systemmust be made in order to satisfy everyone.

. In'the following plan, I have tried to arrange for everything, but it must. be remembered that there are so many things in the modern methods that it

would be. easy to overlook a great deal which should be attended to. Allsuggestions will be appreciated, for I am, trying to make every thing suit everyone, which you know is a very easy task.· One of the evils of the present system is ~hat of requiring excuses for tardiness, absence, and unprepared lessons. This will be remedied in the new planso that every excuse offered will be accepted.

Everyone will have the seat he wishes. 'This will make it necessary to have agreat many back seats,espe,cially in study halls. For those who have nothingelse to do., permission will be granted to talk and thus disturb others,. but' asthis does not matter in the least, it is perfectly correct. For those who wish tostudy, quiet rooms will be provided. . . .

No assignments will be given to those who have no time to prepare lessons.The teachers will do the reciting as pupils' recitations generally show how muchthey do not know. Any. prep~ration will be counted for extra credit. Prepar-'ations.however, are not necessary as. everyone will pass with grades ofaileast A.. All reading of the latest, most exciting and therefore most interestingfiction will be counted for double credit. A library containing such readingmaterial will be provided as will also one for those who prefer quietness anddull books. Pupils will be permitted to go to the library whenever they wishto, as' they do not necessarily have to appear' in recitation rooms.

As everyone knows that there is no necessity for examinations, these.willbe entirely left out of the new plan. Those numerous preparation ,tests, whichalways come when more important things have interfered with any plans toprepare lessons, will be eliminated.· Elevators will be provided for those who can't climb stairs. Everyonewill be able to secure the locker wanted, the teacher, and best possible program.

.'1'he last win contain several study periods with perhaps two recitation hours.Besides these features there will be an hour for the'lunch, freedom of the halls.at any time, and special entertainments. ,.'· No one will be required to ~ake more than two points in a semester, yetwill be able to graduate at the usual time..

AU 'teachers will be perfectly satisfied as they will have no papers to markand will not have to stay to keep pupils, for no pupil will have to remainafter school is out for the day.· There will be many holidays as the overworked pupils need rest. Aterm will hist about six weeks with a good, long vacation. This, too, willsatisfy all teachers for, they will be paid at the same rate' as now. In fact,there are many, many things to be planned, for the comfort of everyone.However ,when the plans are completed, 'every detail will be perfect and will .satisfy everyone. Faculty and pupils will be in perfect accord as will be seenfrom the foregoing plans. At lease when everything is ready, something willhave been accomplished which has been looked forward to for ages. All pupilswill be perfectly happy as will the grateful parents of said pupils. .

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AU REVOIR

Seniors! The Junior class wishes to present its compliments to you andyours. It'sonlya short period of time until you will depart from us and leaveto us the heritage of work that you have .thus far done in such a successfulmanner. Vole wish to express our appreciation for·all you have meant to usthe past three years and compliment you on what you have done, m'ore or less~

You ruled our lives in the past, made fun of our class organization, and officeredus in drill, stole our girls, and we have taken all meekly except when we bu~pedyou in inter-class athletics, and class competition in selling tickets to the RoadShow.

Seniors! We humbly bow to your superiority and majesty and alsobut one small favor. Please come back and look us' over next year. Youmight have your eyes opened.

SENIORS AND ~"HAT I KNOW ABOUT 'ElYI(By Hiranl Squash)

Now I don't go in much fer styles an sech, and it aint very often that Icriticize another feller; but the other day I bunlped into about the funniestpropersition that I ever hit. 1 was up to the High School Tn Omyha, Noobraski.I had heered so much about that school that I thought I better go up and seeif it was any better than our school here in Punkenville Center. You knowevery time I think about that visit I jes haw haw. You see, I found the placeall right; but after you get into that place your sure lost fer about a day ana half. Well I got in finally and I looked all around. I wanted to see the buildin' an' so I ast a feller that was standin' there if he'd show me around a bit.Well sir, he looked all right to me. He was a nice lookin' feller. He looked,right down right nice. 'But when I spoke to him, he jes steffened hisself upand spoke real stern-like an' says, "Why, nlY dear sir, I'm a SENIOR." GreatScott, t couldn't help it. How the Sam Hill did I -know whether he wasa human or not. He looked jes like any othersort of a feller. ¥lell, I didn'twant to appear ignorant, so I jes let on that I knew all about him an' I says,"Young ·feller, I know that~ I SENIOR when I come in". ~Telll he jesfairly blew hisself up right in the. halls. He walked by me as though I wasn'tthere at all. \Vell· I thought that I better find out somethin' about that thereSenior, so I ast a nice lookin' lady wh'at was standin' near by (she said hername was Miss Towne) what SENIOR meant. Well, she looked sort of funnyat me and I guessed I qetter wait 'till I go't back here at hoine an'. the'n I couldast someone that I knew what SENIOR meant. Well, I've been doin' somepurty therough work on, that there name an' I'm jest about as ignorant asI was in the first place. You see, the first thing I did was to look it up in Mr.

vVebster's dictionairy. He hemmed and hawed around in there and at lasthe admitted that·he.didn'tknow any more than I did. He seemed to have anidea that they was fellers that was a little bit better than any one'else, becausethey was a year older~ They is supposed. to be jes' leavin' the High School.Why, I wouldn't everlet them kind of fellersin the High School. Volhy themfellers are thought to be so all-fired bright that they' don't even give 'emexsaminations. Why, I wouldn't let 'em in the school without the most theroughexsamination. They don't ever speak to anyone but SENIORS, but exspeciallynot to Freshmen. (freshmen is jes the opposite of SENIORS.) I don't seewhat they,got to be so proud of. The minute that they get out of High School,what are they? Why they aint nothin' but FRESH1VIEN themselves, byHec. An' the funniest thing is that the teachers think that everything thathappens that is nice, jes happens because there is a SENIOR in on it. Whyin a game of Waste-Basket-Ball (that is a game that they play) if a Juniorthrows a basket, it only happened because a SENIOR throwed the ball tohim. Why, they even let the SENIORS run the Register. They even let theeditor say WE instead of 1. Now what do you know about that? Then they'sanother funny little thing. These here SENIORS hav.e the funniest ideeabout a joke that you ever saw. They take a holt of the Freshmen an' throw'em 'in the baskets an roll 'em down stairs. 1 don't see the joke, but them fellerswill jes stand there an' purty near laff there heads offen.there shoulders. Butwhen a Freshnmn put a banana peal on the stairs an a SENIOR purty nearcracked his head, the whole bunch was goin' to kill all the' rest of the schoolfer doin' it. An the funny part of it is that the rest of the school looks up to'em an' admires 'em. 'VeIl the onlyreason that they look up to 'em is becausethe SENIORS won't look down at them. But the facoolty knows that theyaint as bright as they think they is, because when they leave the High School,they has to give 'em a piece of paper that says they is sane an' has been educated right up to G on a Bass Fiddle. The rest of the school gives 'em presentswhen they graduates because they is so glad that they is going to go and quitsneerin' at the rest of the school. But the funniest thing of. all is that whenall the SENIORS is gone, thefacoolty promotes the JUNIORS. But do youthink that the JUNIORS is content? .'Velll should say not. \Vhat do theydo? Why; the first thing that the igits do is to change their name's from JUN-

, IORS to SENIORS an' so the school can't get rid of 'em at all. Nowaintthat the insanest thing that you ever heered on?

, If you've. got the spring fever, cheer up. Only 15,747,331 seconds tovacation. 'Oh, hunl.

FRESH-MEN

Dear chil-der-en. Vo/e are very glad to see so many of your bright andsmil-ing fac-es a-mong UR.· vVhen we were lit-tIe boys and girls like you weused to dream of the time when we too would be JUN-IORS. If you areriicelit-tIe girls and boys some day you will be JUN-IORS. Run a-long now ~ndplay. .

What's the matter with this year'sSEmiors starting some pep in the Alumni Association. It needs it badly.

We suppose, however~ they wil(leave that for us to do; Anyhow it willbe done in a year or ~o.· '

_._-- I' ~rhat ~asn't very good, was it?If you are late to a class, go to the '\VeIl, we must take the bitter with

'Register Ojf1:ce. . the sweet.

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(Stop it:...-·quit shovln IT1Y chair~roun~.) That was Warren Ege.HeJust walked by the· Register Ojficeand looked at my chair. He's one ofthe strangest lookers in the Seniorcla~ss. (Take that Ege. You willwrIte about us juniors, will' you?)You know Ege. He wrote that story"The ,EI?d of the World," in last.month s. Issue. He couldn't do it hisse~f, so he got us all to he~phim.Gee,he sacrum. ! ! ? ? !! Censored. '

T Some of these seniors give me a pain.No~, loo~ a~ Morearty.. He saw a goodlookIpg gIrl In the hall and just becausehe dIdp't know her, he started "Get~~quamtedWeek." He even had hisInItIals on every card. I call thatcrude:.

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EXCUSE; me for stopping but MissSuburb Ju,st fell down stairs. . (Did.you geF that? 1\1i88 Suburb. vVho isIt? It s one of the faculty.) ,

Did yo~;. ~ee.;~re~e,LonlS,vell censored that Joke on :E.ge? Gee it wasa good one';~' It wEmi like this:'! !? ? I:!

Censored-CAw, cut it out! Longw~ll. Let some of these good ones 0'0in.) " . .0

Have you seen the little class spirit?-----

Bin Alley .has just been. electedtreasurer of the only get Rich· Quick

.organization in, High School. That'sthe Domestic Science Club.

Raw, Raw. This are the. JuniorNumber. If the dust prevents youfrom reading it, let Longwell know.He's the· editor. He's the guy~yarknow-that goes around and says,"You right this 'and that," and thengets all the g-l-o-r-y. But anyhow he'seditor. Higbee said so. I mean Higbee said so for this issue. You seeHigbee wouldn't let' Longwell beeditor all the time, cause that wouldn't be no fun. Higbee wants someg-l.-o-r-y. hisself. (That's all he'll gettIllS, year, anyhow.) That's whatHogue says. Hogue--·he's the manager.You know he goes up and downFarnam street hunting guys who havethe nerve to advertise in,the Register.The Register's always broke,becauseHogue' spends so much time huntinghunting-well hunting, that we don'tget no advertising.

Owing to the fact that last months'Register waf? "Literary Number," the"Buckbored" was nailed in the backroom. I claim that's pretty low downof-e--ev-ev somebody (Higbee.)

lVlaybe that remark won't get inthis issue," cause Longwell might showit to Higbee and Higbee would cancelit. '

If Paul Nicholson had a car,whatwould he do? 'Oh, he'd Parker.(Run Inen, the jig's up.)

If you want to please. T. SkinneyIVloore, just walk up to 'hinl and 'say"I Senior Play." ,

NOTICE

VIRGINIA GREENE has askedus personally not to mention hername in the Junior Nunlber and sowe told VIRGINIA GREENE thatwe wouldn't. So we won't mentionthe name of VIRGINIA GREENE inour number.

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CLASS OF' 1918

We juniors are certainly doing things this year in all lines of schoolactivities, athletics, scholarship, debating, military work, and dramatic.s Toshow what we are doing in athletics, we have but to name a few of our stars.We had Clyde Smith and Paynter on the foot-ball team. Everyone knowswhat a winning teanl we had this year. and what splendid work was accomplishedby these two Juniors. Then, in basket-ball with the help of Clyde,Smith and Paynter, also Austin Smith and Logan, we won the inter~class

championship. This all 'helps to show what we have done in athletics. It isyet to be seen what we will do in track and base-ball, but from what weareable to determine, we may expect to lead in these two lines as in the, rest.

Then, to prove how we stand in scholarship we need only read over the'A' list. \\ie'find that several Juniors are carrying five subjects with honors,and a large number are adding glory to· this class by the regu!ar contributionsof four 'A's.'

In debating, we Tank high. The debating team has been dbing unusuallygood work this year and we certainly are glad to be able to say that this teamis made up of many Juniors with Sol Rosenblatt, a Junior, as captain.

,Our dass is very well represented in the cadet regiment. Although ourofficers, of course, are only non-commissioned officers now, they are doingsplendid work and will ably fill the commissioned offices next year.

Now, we come to dramatics, another line of school activities in which ourclass leads. The following famous actors in the O. H. S.Road-Show were.Juniors-Robert Buckingham, Winifred Travis, and Sol Rosenblatt. We arealso well represented in the' Glee Clubs. Two of the boys of the Glee Clubquartet are Juniors, and a number of Juniors are in the Girls Glee Club.

Since we are proving to b~ such a successful class this year, we h'ave noreason for doubting that .if we continue this splendid work next year, thisclass will be called the most remarkable class ever graduated.C. M. '18.

, One of our exchanges called us the Omaha Night School Register. Plainlya case of mistaken identity we assure thenl., '

SOPHOlVI0RES

In view of the fact that we must contend with you for at least anotheryear we wish to extend our greetings. In some respects you are mightly remarkable also. Really we don't see how such a collection as you was ever gottogether, this side of Wahoo. But really, don't be offended. "'Ie really likeyou, but you see we were treated that way last year ourselves and so mustreciprocate. .


THE WISHING \VELL

Eloise Green

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Down in the silver-gleaming wellOur brave young laddie went,To grant his bonnie lassie's wishThe gold now"~vere·l1is:bent.

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Youth and, Old Age together wentAmong the woods, on pleasure bent ;Their 'arms heaped high with leaves of goldFrom lVlother Nature's treasure-hold.Then to the old ~an, sage and wise,Theyoung child lifted questioning eyes."0 grandsire, why do leaves turn redAnd fall to earth all dried and dead,Just when the frost comes every yearAnd makes earth brown and dry and seer?o grandsire, why don't men die too,And wake, in Spring to life anew?""The Good Lord has ordained; My son,Each must go when his work is done.In A-utumntime, 'the leaf's work ends,

.And God the withering hoar-frostsends;lVlen live much longer, it is true,BecauRe men have much more to do.And thus each lonely thing God sends

. IVlust-perish when its service ends;The Father, in His plan sublime,Does each thing in His own good time."

So to the well thatstill warm nicht Lang. seven·years the,laddie served'The happy children fled. In lands wi' looks untrue~. 'The wind were stjIl upon the hill, For gold were naught but rocks and stones,·The moon above were red. The diamonds naught but dew. '

"Up to the wishing-well to-nichtOh wul ye gang wi me?For o~ this ~mmmer eveningAll Elfland wul ye see." ,

"Up to the wishing-well to nicht?Yea! . I wul gang wiye,"Said lassie to this bonnie lad,

"If this thy,wish 'twul be.'"

Down in .the silver-gleaming well. 'Neath a cur' us golden light. ,

The Elfland castles shining stoodAll purple, gold, and wllite. ;

TRACK

This is the dull time of the year inathletics. The football and basketball teams this year have been ofexceptional merit and we .are lookingforward expectantly to the comingtrack season. This, with no exceptions, should be Omaha's banner trackyear. With a well balanced team leftover from last yeaI:, the reputation ofbeing peer of Nebraska and the Valleyin the past year, and the. staging ofthe big Missouri Valley meet here inMay we certainly have something tolook forward to. .

Our team this year is made unquestionably strong by the presenceof Morearty and Paynter, veteransfrom last year's champions, who haveestablished their records as trackathletes of extraordinary , prowess.The team is further strengthened bysuch men as Comp, Turner, Downs,lVlcConney, and Giller and we certainly expect to' hear from them in thenear future.

Track, as do all forms of athletics,needs our enthusiastic support. Notonly should we be prompted by ourschool loyalty to boost the team allwe can, but we ought also to' showMorearty that we appreciate his untiring efforts to create spirit in ourschool, in which offert we believe hehas succeeded. Anyway let's show him!

Our track captain, Turk Logan, wastaken from us by the call to the colors.We sure dO'missTurk:, but at the saInetime realize that the National Guardneeds him probably more than we do.

Class track captains were. electedin a special track meeting recently.The men chosen are as follows'

Seniors Charles lVlorearty.Juniors Floyd PoynterSophomores Robert DawnsFreshman. . .. . Arthur Logan

"V,.lould that sonleone the giftiegie us

To have others see us as we seeourselves."

Oh, I forgot. I must say somethingabout the Junior class. Well, it's agood class! Every good, good fellowin the school is a junior. Have you alittle junior in your horne?

, Nuff Cede

Mr. Masters, in a short speech,staten that the Regiment made afine showing at the patriotic meeting.

It was stated recently' that theJuniors would probably win the classchanlpionship. If we beat the Seniorsin track they will 'have to take upping-pong or checkers in self defense..

Hogue just threw a piece of paperout of the window, and then tried tocatch it with the window opener.That's as bad as killing flies with acan opener.

Harry Hobson missed school, lastweek; school was so peaceful all'daylong.

Do' you know what a EueyliptersTree is? vVell that's the home of anUphumpuff. Don't know what anUphumpuff is? Well that's an Australian bird that flies backward tokeep the dust out of its eyes.

Dorothy Balbach said she'd giveme',a box of candy if 1'd 'put her namein my column. rrhere you are. Lookat it, cause I may need some pro,of.(If anyone else wants your name inhere, just see me, and present yourproposition. (Don't crowd.)

School stopped on last Friday.You see, "Bab" ,Robinson got in ourauction in the South Hall and he gota good oft'er for his shoes and he sold,em. You know. when I said WarrenEge was strong. Well Bab's strongtoo. He's mighty "Lac a Rose."(So~e Roses is full 0' thorns.)

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Mr. Herluf Olsen, being universallyrecognized as an excellent authority onhistory, kindly consented to chroniclethe contemporary history of ourschool for the last month. Mr. Olsenwas assisted by an especially trainedstaff of some of the wisest, wittiest,and most interesting minds of ourschool. To enable our readers to studythis historyi ntelligently the chiefpoints have been outlined in the rearof this department.

lVIARCH 9, 1917L.T .C. l\tleeting'

An Irish Story ,Helen BernsteinAn Irish Poem Laura Gorham'Irish Jokes Virginia DavisRising of the lVIoon_Mildred Othmer I

Mar. 19-~Nurses run out of sticks.-No medical inspection~. Hooray.

March 27,1917~NationalGuardscalled out. Our comrri~lndant Lieut.Colonel Elsasser and Logan and Fisheraffected by the call. These representan irreparable loss to our regiment,but we would be glad to sacrificemany more for the cause whichthese men serve. It· is reportedColonel Elsasser will be with us atcamp. Let us hope.

lVlarch 28-Junior class meetingheld. No casualties reported. '

.Seniors held meeting and listenedto Ege talk for a couple of hours.

Clarence lVioore elected semor classplay manager.

lVlarch 30--School adjourned forspring vacation. Bill Alley' goes toIdaho. l\ly goodness, \Villiam. What'sher nanle?

April 1, 1917-Spring vacation.Higbee reported as not at home forthree nights straight. Well Dwight! ! !

April 8, II-Altho five days constitute a standard school week~ "GetAcquainted "Veek" closed at the endof three. Because of' open halls, oldacquaintances were renewed, and newones made especially among the Freshmen Who also took this advantage forgetting acquainted with nlembers ofthe faculty. The upper 'classmeri, whobecome quite well acquainted withthese members on duty during closedhalls, mainly confined their gettingacquainted to the students. ., After meeting the nurses, and beingpresented with a card by Chuck'ssquad, ,the morning began. In mostcases everyone looked up his bestfriend and the two became quite wellacquainted before nine o'clock.

The, second floor proved most popular, and for the first time in severalmonths the girls made full use of themirrors from which the boys couldscarcely separate them long enough toget acquainted. 'The giggles frOIn thesecond floor, however, must have hadsome effect, for we all agree \,,~e felt

more like. \vorkingthose morningsthan we have for a long time.

April 9,-Standings of the' companies announced. ~Ege and Holmquist. were said to have been veryblue all day.

'Company Pct.1. Co. ,1. 97 .372. Co. F ~ : 97.353. Co. E 97.184. Co. C 97.165. Co. H.- : 97.116. Co. B 96.867. Co. D 96.798. Co.' A; 96.629. Co. G : . ; : ,96.54

BATTALION STANDINGPct.

1. Third Battalion 98.022. First Battalion r •••• 97.893. Second Battalion 97.45

April 11-The, L. D. G. held aninteresting business nleeting VIednesday, April 11th. A patriotic programfor the next meeting has been arranged.

We ask all girls interested in debating to COIne'to our meetings, which areheld in R. 219 every second and fourth\Vednesday. '

April ll-Regirriental parade heldCo. I won first; Co. A, second, andCo. C, third. Alley was reporting ashaving smiled once more and Hoguewas' said not to have been able tofigure it out.

April 11-\Vednesday, April 11,the entire Central High School participated in a big patriotic mass meetingpated in a big patriotic mass meeting.The meeting was held out of doors atthe south entrance which, through thekindness Burgess-Nash Company, wasbeautifully decorated with flags. Aftera parade .of the Cadets the schoolgathered around the steps and sang,"The Star Spangled Banner," led bythe two glee clubs anq. Charles Daviswith th~ coronet. Then Morris Mar-

golin gave' a talk on "What Anlericastands for." We are very proud ofMorris, a well knoWn student of ourschool, for his earnest appeal was very~nthusiasti~, and gaveus,an apportunIty to see' our country from' a foreignpoint of view. lVIr. 1. J.Dunn theng.av~ a very interesting" talk on, patrIOtIsm from the economic side of thequestion. He pointed' out that theduty of us all Jay in the production~nd conservation, of foodstuffs, as that!S the neeessary foundation of strengthIn a fighting nation. . The meetingclosed with the singing of "America."

April 13-lVlilitary hop held atKeep's. Seniors out in all their glory.Ball room decorated very neatly andthe dance was one grand affair.Several prominent Juniors reportedam~ng the missing~ Oh well, theSemors won't be able to get our girlsnext year. '

CURRENT THOUGHT

The coming of warmer weather andthe bursting forth of spring creates in

...most of us a desire to get out into theopen and deluge ourselves in all thebeautiful things of nature: This, ofcourse, reminds us of hikes, fishing,trips, days and nights spent under theblu~ roof~ but most of all of our daysin canip. Constantly our thoughtsare drifting first to the camps of'yesterday" arid .then to the comingcamp of tomorrow, which looms upbefore us as' the crowning of all held'hitherto. Vv·e make plans and buildair castles by the hundreds, of which'perhaps 0l11y a few will 'be carried out.But since experience is the bestteacher, we should see that our plansfor the future are improvements overthose of the past.

'fhe fact that in the places wherewe camp we represent one of the best

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Leah Baker.

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high schools in the West and one ofthe best cities in the West, shouldmake us do ,our utmost to establish a

, reputation worthy of ,that which werepresent. Therefore it is of. greatimportance tha.t we stamp out the badelements or reform them and in generalstrengthen the character and backboneof the regiment to such a high degreethat it will be honored and welcomedeverywhere. ,

Especially under the present conditions of our country is it necessarythat the efficiency of every man in thereginlent be raised to a higher level.This cannot be done 'in a few days, butrequires hard and steady work. Ourtwo drills a week are only enough tokeep us in trim" while our camp notonly'keeps' us in' 'trim hut develops usin other '-lines and' betters" all of ourwork because our thoughts areconcentrated on nlilitary drills' andthe making of a soldier.

Up to the present time and undernormal conditions of, the' country weha,;e. been satisfied with a militarytraInIng camp of but five days, butnow when. ourco!1ntry has been drawninto war we, lnay hope, as loyal supporters of the United States, for anextended time of training. Perhapswhile we.yetare students, we shallbecalled· into .training by .our government; ,but If, b¢forehand~ dliringourschool year, w~ 'can. get that 'training,the time ~e' lose' by' "oeing takenout of school might be saved. ,Astit~h' in time saves nine, so if we o-eta good training at camp, which can~otpossibly b,e done adequately in a weekit will save us trouble in preparing atthe last minute.

'S'o we make this' only an appeal toth.ose who'see it differently, .that theymIght 1;),e able to see 01JrVlew, sym~

pathize with us, and give us theirhearty cooperation ,in doing' our duty'as'loyal backers of "Old Glory:" '

, , H. V.O.

GET AN :AD!,

On a'ccount of the high cost ofpaper and engraving and other materials, you cannot have an annual unlessyou do your share- and maybe more~

The ANNUAL is a sure thing if onMay 1 everyone of you' succeeds ingetting two and a half dollars' worthof advertising, this .being, the smallestpossible ad.,' Go to your, dad, youruncle, ' your ,business, ,friend,,' yourgrocer" the, druggist near your, houseor, anyone you, know., ,

This is a~Boost Omaha proposition.Our Annual is known'all over thecountry and our city is accordinglyjudged by it. If the man you seek isa real Boost-Omaha man, he cannot'refuse you, and besides you havepatronized hinl and now is his timeto: show his appreCiation. '. All who 'succ'e~d in getting an, adwill have no assignments for the nextd,ay;. You ,will receive smne ,contractsfrom the' Register office and be readyto turn an ad or two in on the nextday Wednesday, May 2.

If, on Wednesday, you have notsecured an ad, you, have ,not doneyour share and will no longer beasupporter of our school.

Don't be a slacker. . . Get an ad.IT'S UP TO YOU.,

Every four years fron1 now onsonle girl frorn Omaha High School isto have the opportunity of a collegecourse at Vassar free, provided thatRhe is properly prepared and thather work is oLespecial merit. '

This 'is made possible by Mrs.,Robert Updike of this city, daughterof Dr. Sherman of the University ofNebraska and a graduate of Vassar,who has the privilege of ,naming anyone she may choose as the recipientof the income of a fund given fora scholarship. " '. ,

The income provides for full payof board and tuition, five· hundreddollars per year during the ,collegecourse of four years and is available,for,the first time this eoming year..

The scholarship has been presentedby lVII'S. Updike to Esther Hansen ofthe present Senior class, whose qualifications for the honor are exceptional.She is fully prepared in college requirements having made herself eligiblebyt aking the classical course. Shehas also a numberof extra credits,forty-one altogether, none with agrade below A. The High School isvery fortunate to send to Vasser suchan able representative and lVliss Hansen is to be congratulated that her remarkable school work, has been soadequately rewarded.

In the Omaha High School, thereexists a peculiar species ofhrightyoung man who delights in playingwhat he alone pleases to call a practical joke. This joke consists of thedistribution about the halls of strangecontrivances, called fume balls whichupon being disturbed emit strangeprepotent odors of a questionablequality. The authors of the practiceextract, it seems, greatest merrimentfrom tire discomfort and annoyanceof their victims, .and labor under somedelusion concerning personal braveryand fearlessness of any hazards in connection with this defiance of authority.

Some charitable persons seek toexcuse these outbreaks as, the resultsor' unavoidable conditions in the masculine mind at the High School age,but we insist that, for the sake ofthe reputation of our school as well asour own self-respect and olfactorynerves, this' piece of conduct be, abolished.

As it would prove rather a laboriousprocess to examine all pockets aswell as throats at the entrances eachmorning, we suggest, as a first nlovein the reform, an individual oathtaken by each student to refrainfrom all such amusements. If thesearrangements should' still prove inadequate, a student's private detective agency might 'be organized tokeep constant vigil.

GI~LS' TENNIS TOURNAlVIENT

The Annual Girls' Tennis Tournament has started. A large number

, entered this spring, and from presentindications, there will be' some snappymatches. Ruby Swenson, presentchampion, will challenge the winner ofthe tournament, and the winner ofthis match will be awarded the lovingcup.

GIRLS! PLEASE NOTICE-!

The annual Gym Club Exhibitionwill be given Friday, May 4, in theschool auditorium. Don't miss thisbig attraction. You will be sorry ifyou do. This show will be worth adollar but we are charging only tencents to pay for the costumes.

Have you seen the little class spirit?

Nearer and neared does the time ofcompet come and closer and closeris the standing of the companies. Itis a pretty hard thing to predict justwho will win 'in the flag this year butit has beeen said that if D companyand several others should lose, theirofficers will be broke for many weeksfollowing.. , At, the present time I company, under the peerless leadersh!pof Frank Cambell, rests securely Infirst place and the Third Battalionled by William Boyer stands supreme.All of the companies. have a goodchance to win compet but the "bigfour" I, F, E, and C, seem to have anedge on all others.

The interest between the variouscompanies and the rivalry for winningcompet seems to be higher at thistime than at any other year preceding.'Strict attention is being paid to at- ,tendance, daily drill, and parade lines.

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Outline of Current History for ourcontemporary history students.

Q.-\Vhy do we feel bad becauseColonel Elsasser is leaving us for ashort time?, Ans.---Because Colpnel Elsasser has

taken an untiring interest in our schooland has made our regiment the bestin history of the O. H. S.

Q.-·Why did the Juniors have sucha peaceful meeting?

Ans.-There was a debating meeting on the same night.

Q.-':'Where was Higbee on thosethree evenings in. spring vacation?

Ans.-Naturally where would Higbee be?

Q.--Did. anyone get acquainted M.M. F. week.?

.Ans.-Yes. Morearty did.·Q.-Why is "G" Co. in ninth place?'Ans.-There are only nine com-

panies. . l

Q.--Whydid \Villiam Alley smileon April 11, 1917 when C. Co.. wonthird plaredn line?

Ans.-Naturally what would William do with all'those girls around?

Q.-\Vhy didn't some of the Juniorsget girls for the military hop?Ans.~This is a history departnlent.'For such information, address D.

Cupid, Drawer 506, Register Office.

ENGLISH V AND VIBarton Kuhns

Upon Life's Highway have I metWith many things,-even sticks.

But two fortunes I shall ne'er forget,Are En~lish Vand English VI.

These occupy a dOllble mansionOn corner 0' \Visdom Street,

The house itself of fine construction,Unity-single and complete. . .

Upon the right-hand mansion-doorA bolting rod does say,

vVords upon it and no Inore:"Enter the other way!"

I enter the part marked "exposition," ,With outlines on the wall,

Themes on "Choosing a Vocation"Coherence and emphasis recall.

Farther on upon a· door i find:"Arg'mEmtation--This Direction!"

Burke here attracts my mindTo analogy, fallacies, deduction.

Finally, fax off at one endIs "Idylls of the King."

Here the rest my time I'll spend,'Till the last June bells ring.

Thus have I spent another yearOn my journey through,

Coming out I find made- clearWhat I have yet to do~

THE CRITICAbe Swet

One who .sits in judgment bold,And with a piercing eye,

Detects the faults of young arid old,

\Vho reads q book of verse or· prose,Views art with questioning eyes,

And like a connoisseur foreshowsThe stupid and the wise.

Who points and shows and regUlatesThe works of young and groWn .

And from those works he oft creates'A beauty of his own.

Who serves the muse with heart andmain,

And like a faithful guard,Wards off pretentious claims that stain

And keep her beauty marred.

Upper Classmen Boys-Hear Mr.E. U. Graff, tonight, at the HighSchool Club, Y. M. C. A. .

SUBJECT-"Going to College."pinner Served at 6 o'clock.

Atqlttits(Continued)

Fellows, that which. we need, want,must, can, and' 'Will have right no'W isa bovs' tennis tournament with anentry list of not less than one hundredand fifty. \Ve want a tennis team thatcan beat any other one in the country.We can have it too. Besides the fourfellows who made the team last fall,there is Howqrd Green, city JuniorChamp., Warren Ege, Junior Runnerup, Beef Adams, Ab Jeffens, Al Mayorand .lots of others who will help ma~ethings hot. We need a great big entrylist. Bring a friend, a neigbbor, anybody along with you. If you don't

. know the game,'come learn. Now onceagain, I say boost, practice, make theother fellows do the same, and handin your name when the call for entriesis made. Here is something else tothink about too.. \Vhy couldn't. wehave a lVIissouri Valley Interscholastictournament here at .the sanle time thetrack meet is held? Think all thisover and help it along. Thanks! !

. W.F.N.

BASEBALLThe baseball team, under the leader

ship of Hugh Carson, ha~ been out'practicing lately and since manyveterans are back, prospects are considered exceptionally good. Mr. Spinning is coach this year and ·we therefore predict a city and state championship.

BACHELORS IN O. H. S.y ~s there are. You may not believe

it but it is true. We have with us aclub of fifteen fellows who honestlyand truly do not" believe in-wellyou know, they believe in looking atthe fairer sex and all that but inwell matrimony, not exactly. So insympathy for one another they havebeen drawn together and have formed

.a little club.

BUT-seriously. To those of youwho do not know. The Bachelors'Club of the O. H. S. is the HonorClub of the school. You· have heardof the honor clubs in colleges and inother high schools, bu,t. never beforein our own. In the early fall·someofthe leaders of the leading men of theSenior class got'together to form aclub that would be recognized byboth faculty and students ·as the clubin the school which would stand forthe best that the school has. Inorder ·to make 'it' so the membershipof this organization had to be limitedto the few who would make it reallycount and who would be able to putacross anything that they might becalled on to do. Accordingly therequirements were. made very large.To be eligible for· membership a manhad. to be· a leader· and one' that wasrecognized as such by his fellow students. It was decided to limit membership to those that held the highesthonors in the Senior Class. In theRegiment a man must be a captain. orabove. Other honors that might becounted were presdient of the'SeniorClass; president of the Students, Association, editor or. business manager ofthe Register, or an· "0" man in Athletics or deb~ting.·· The membershipwas limited to fifteen..

In the future watch the fellows who.are really getting things' ,done ,andwatch again and see if. someday theyare not wearing a little gold pin shapedlike an owl's head. And if you arenot yet a senior start to .work nowThat some-day it maybe said of you,"There goes' ·so-and-so.. ·He is aBachelor." And take it· from onewho knows you will notbesorry.

The present Bachelors .are:Active Members:

William Alley ..Robert Booth.Frank CambpellDwight ChaseOwen Comp .Charles CroweWarren Ege .Dwight Higbee

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CHOCOLATES

Dr. Senter to Higbee: "Is Hogue in the Register office?"

Hig.-"No, sir; he went out for dinner."Doc.-"Will he be back after dinner?"Hig;-"No, sir; that'd 'what he went.out for."

1915

OBVIOUS

Fir;;t Scnior-"But how do you know that boy's' anew pupil?" ,

Second Ditto-"Why, I just saw him set his watchby the clock in 235."

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Library, an~' morning:Franci., C.-"Twll, please."Sayers K.-;-"Doll't write on that table."Phyllis H.-"Loan me a pencil."Frank C.-"Hey!Whexe does this line go to any-way'!Bob \Y.--"Heck, library ain't worth waiting for like

thi!l."Bernif" H.--"What say, Frank; let's bust this line."Anyone-"Get offen my fect."

In the Lunch Room:ClydeS.-"All right, Smiles; gimme two."Zugene Mac."Where do they get this two slices of

bread stuff, anyway?"Floyd P.-··"Help, help, beans again!"Warren E.·-"Who put salt in my ice cream'!"Any Senior-"Sa-ay, who is that girl?"Fresh-What do you do with these dirty plates?Buckingham (seriously)-"\Vh:i, give 'em to your

sixth hour teacher."

1918

'rOUGH ON THl<J WOODPECKER

A woodpecker lit on a freshman's domeAnd settled down to drill.

He worked away for most a day,And the~ he brolt{' his bill.-Ex.

1918

Captain Robinson (at top of his voice)---"When Igive tl1n command 'Halt!' you bring the foot which ison the ground to the side of the other one, which is inthe air, and remain motionless!"

1918

"They ought to make kindling wood out of thatpiano."

"Yes; thllY might be able to get a few chords out ofit."-Pebbles.

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1918

LOVE STORY

Chap. I.-Maid one.Chap. n.-Maid won.Chap. IlL-Made one.-Ex.

1918

Th; popular st~·le of recitation: Rise slowly, leisurelyremove Ii large piece of gum from the mouth, put handsin pockets, then you say n clear and confident tones,"I don't know."-Ex.

In a theme: "Patrick Henry was a great man. Hehad blue eyes with white hare. He got marryed andprety soon sed, 'Give me liberty, or give me d~ath!' "

-Bulletin.

He sallied outonp, fine evening'1'0 call on a fair young miss,

And when he reached her residence,thi3:

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WRITE, RIGHT, WRIGHT, RITEWrite we know is written rightWhen we see it written "write,"But when we see it written "wright,"\Ve know it is not written right;For "write,''' ~,o have it written right,Must not te w;itten "right" or "wright,"Nor yet should it be written "rite;" .But "write," for so 'tis written right~

--1'ruthseel:er.

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Don't wait for the other fellow to do it-get busy!

1918

EXPLAINED

'17--"Why do' you suppose Holmquist -has such avacant expression'!"

'18-"'\\"ell, he thinks of himself a good deal."

1918

Shl; thinks of dropping Latin,And all her friends concur;

For, knowing her, they quite agreeOne tongue's enough for her.

1918

Dora made a little cake,Made it all for Dingie's sake.Dingie ate it, crumb by crumb;'Then he heard the he:J,v.enly drum,Saying softly, "Dingie, come"-

And Dingie went.-.4.dapted.

1918

TRY THIS SOME TIME

Dad-"Why do you get such low marks, Tommy'!Why can't you get A's sonetimes, like 'Willie Jones?"

Tommy-··"\Vell, you see, Willie's got, an awfulsmart father, and I guess he takes after him."-Ex.

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stand out from the throng-to be somebody. IBut "somebodies" don't just happen. "They I

"arrive" by dint of respecting themselves and making others respect them. You can read their selfreliance in gait, in manner, I and-'.not l~ast-in thecut and make of their clothes.

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I with a faculty of instructors holding university diplomas and I1 II of large experience. Graduates receive thorough training. I1' The opportunity is yours. Do not fail to grasp it. II II Ask for: full particulars Catalog free, if requested 1

I' ' IBOYLES COLLEGE I1 ,1i 18th and Harney'Sts., Omaha 1·f ' '. 1+'-"-"-"~"-"-"~'II-"-"-"-"--'-"-"-"-"-.'-"-..- .•- ..- ..- •.- ••- ..........- ••- ..-.-ie

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THE REGISTER

1518 Farnam Street

Styled and Tailored in Ne~ York

By

SAMUEL W. PECK & CO.

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We have a surprisingly wide range of Peckappar~l i,n ,all the :season's minute variations offahric, cut and trin{ming. "fhe sty'le '~ote ri'~gs

true from every garnient~ ,The Peck reputationis combined with the responsibility of this store toassure long-iiv'ed service. '.

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JOHN G. WOODWARD & CO.I "The Candy Men" Co\uDcil Bluffs. Iowai ..:-'..-.u-..-a.-..- ..~..- ..- ..-';'..- ..- ..-.'-"-"-"-"-'.-..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..-.++

1916 SpecialAssortment

Take her'a Box of'.

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I CHAS. H.MALLINSONi FANCY GROCER1 .i 17th and Capitol Ave. Phone Douglas 3614 :I! . I+.-.'-"-"-'.-II·-"_"-"-"-.'-"-"-'~-.'~"-'I-"-aa-aa-a._••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ •.j.

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I KICKING ABOUT HIGH COST OF LIVING? IWhy should you, whe'n you are paying, more than is necessary? Buy Metzger' s II

wrapped Bread, save the coupons and make 5 per cent on your money.IF YOU'~ SAVE, DON'T KICK f

Our Bread, Pies and Cakes are Always the Best-Demand Them i1 A. ME'TZGER BAKING COMPANY fl \ .

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1918

Strand Theatre

1918

.'\s ye sew, so shall ye rip.-Lije.

1918

Miss Paxson (in Cicero)-"You see, Cicero is makingoratorical exaggerations here. Now, thi~ is anotherone-Annie Jenkins, translate the next."

Miss Snyder-"Give me. the derivation of automobile.

Cleary H.-,HOught to plus moveo-to move; therefore, ou~ht to move.

Miss Paxson-"Give me the first person perfect indicative of iubeo.

Robert BOljth- 'h!bebi" "

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Residence:SANFORD HOTEL

1918

THE RF:AL TRUTH

The laugh' is not alwa~'s against the private; Ouewas late cfor drill Monday.

"What are you late forT snapped Sergeant McConn."For drill,' was the curt reply. '

THE VIRTUE OF SILENCE

\\"e just heard of a certt4in freshman' who is notnoted for his brilliancy in' history. Onll question in therecent mid-terms cuncerned Nero. This fr shman hadheard of Nero, but that was all he knew of it. H.,wever, his ingenuity was eqU:l to tha task

"The less said about Nero the better," he wrote.The teacher, evidently agreeing, gave him 100.

Youth's Companion.

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IIFIT'@lITild~ IF'©frfr®lf I

TEACHER OF IMANDOLIN, GUITAR, BANJO I

AND EUKELELA 1'I

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A small boy with a rather lost and lonesome appearance walked' into the county clerk's office at the courthouse. He gazed about him for .~ time and finally appruadlf'd Deputy Her.ry Smiley "Please, sir:' thelad said timidly', "have you seen anything of a ladyaround here?"

"Why yes, sonny," answered Sm.Iey; "I've seensevera!." .

"Well, have yuu seen any without a little boy?" thelad asked anxiously.

"Yes," replied Smiley."Well," said the little chap, as a relieved look crossed

his fa.ce, "I'm the little boy. Where's the lady?"

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Freshman-"Is this a stationary store?"Clerk-"I hopp,so."

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GROCERIES AND MEATS

18th and Chicago, 25th and Harney

25th and Davenport

We Operate OUT Own' Bakery..I '.. .' . I~..- ..~..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..~..- ..- ..- ..- ..-.

Miss Bridge (to Potter, who has been absent)-WelI,how do you feel?"

Leland-"'Vith my hands."1918

Bystander--One who is injured in a street fight.-JUdge. '

1918

A word to the wise is useless, by Hec..

1918

SOPHOMORE REASONING

I propose that we build a new schoolhouse, and thatwe build it in the place where the old one is; and I propose that we leave the old schoolhouse standing untilthe aew oue is up, and that we use the sthns of the oldone to build the new one.

1918A stitch in time saves embarrassing exposure.

Do Your 'Bit for ,Our. Advertisers ,Do Your BitJor Our Advertisers

THE REGISTER 'THE R·EGISTER '29

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·1 W4r Ql)mu4u jir4nnl nf Ql)rr4rsfrullJusfrumrufs I,I .is dedicated to all who desire to attain their highest powers of musical expres-I, , sion, and to all who love the truly beautiful and exquisitely distinctive in 1

, music. It is a Master School, possessed of the three great· secrets of musical 1, pedagogy.. In the high, pure qnality of its service it invites comparison with 1i a~y similar insti~utio.n .. It gu~rantees the quality of the progress of all student~ ,I

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faIthfully folloWIng Its InstructIon. 1, I

, Address HENRY COX, Director i '+.-..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..-..-..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ..- ...j.

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New Location:

18th ':lnd Dodge

,Same Telephone: Douglas 644

is issued'from our new location, 18thanc{ Dodg~ Sts., one' block north o.fHotel Fontenelle

We will be glad to welcome ,All our f~ien'ds {lndcustome~s

Former Location:

314-16 S. 19th St.

'This Numberof The .Register

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I;1Ii to our new home, built especially for our business, /i~ where we will be better prepared than. ever ,be-I fore tf) print all tncreasing nuinberolthe best'~ printed magazines and periodicals pu.bli.rhed ini~ this .neck 0' the woods-such as 'The Motorist,I 'The Tradesman, Every Child's Magazine,I 'The, Western M.~dical Review; 'The Presbyter-I ian Messenger, The Pulse, Transmis{ton, Etc.

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We have a stock of 500 typewriters of every known1make. 0 Ifyou want to rent a typewriter, itwill be to your· interest to see us •first. If you intend to purchase, wecan certainly save'you a lot of moneyas we have good machines from $10up. We have hundreds of customersamong students in all the institutionsin the City. If you have never beenin our store we ",iII be pleased to

'have you come and get acquainted.

1918

Alumnus-Clarence Dunham.

She---"What doe:! it mean when you'~e interned?He-"I. don't know that I call quite explain, but it's

somethinJ like being on the editorial staff of the Reg-ister/' " '

William's thoughts were un her, not on the algebra,lesson. Suddenly the teacher, noting an error in hiswork, said 'sharply:

,'Mr. Boyer, what are two and four?""Prepositions,sir!" was the unexpected answer. ,

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I Central Typewriter Exchange, Inc. :"1905 Farnam 'I

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BACHELORS IN THE O. A. S.(Continued from Page 19)

Lawrence HogueBernie HolmquistClarence MooreCharles MoreartyPaul NicholsonJames WilliamsonEdward Winterton

Faculty MembersMr. MulliganMr. Spinning

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IJEANGILBERTJONES Ii .• 1I II ,S1?hht*****!I\jClb\; Ii .

I PIANO Ii II -- I, !. i1 1804 Farnam Street II Davidge Block I, i

J Ii 'Pupil of Wager Swayne's I1 I+a-n--~.~.a-••-.a-.__.__..-.a-.._.--+

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g;~·ICE·..~.CREAM

.. "IT'S GOOD 'FOR YOU"

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·1 RINEHART -STEFFEN'S Ii :i Photogr'ap.hs _. Ii I• 1I 300 18th Street South The Studio Ahead Ii i!! •+.-.._ .._1I1_.1I_1I'_••_ ••_.1I_••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_.~_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ ••~••_ ••_ ••:.:-..+

A PERFECT D,AY:

Dix 'Steenth Battalion bpys, eatingBully Boeuf, j'"

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One, caught the tummy-acre and thenthere were neuf. ,,'" '

Neuf 'Steenth Battalion boys munch-,ing des biscuits,

One broke his wisdom tooth and thenthere were huit.

'HvH,iSt~enth Battalion boys did it, ,J(:m a bet,

One,l11ettheA. P. M.and then there'I 1

;,were sept.Sept 'S,te,~nth Battalion boys called to

" '~see Elise, .One :cut' his comrades out and then

there were six.Six' 'Steenth Battalion boys not heed-

ing what they drank, .One called for grenadine ,and then

there were criez.Criez 'Steenth Battalion boys starting

to se battle,One riled a heavyweight 'and then

there were quatre.Quatre 'Steenth Battalion boys broke

the blinkin' loi,One made a job of it and then there

were trois.

Trois 'Steenth Battalion. boys feelingties heibeaux, '

One spoiled the ramophone and thenthere were deux. '

Deux 'Steenth Battalion boys called aman a Hun, .

He proved he wasn't one and thenthere un.

Un 'Steenth Battlaion boy feeling tiesbien,

He got estimated, that left nien.

Though no longer connected withthe O. H. S. we still wish to be con

I nected with yo~r business.

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I ../lrcadia~ gingerJlle .1• 11 If you try it YQU will use no other II Ask your Grocer orTRIMBLE BROS. I• , 1+II-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-"-"~"-'.-"-"-"-'I-',~~.'-.~-.._.~_ ..~.._ .•~.._ .._ .._ .._ .._.+

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I,I W.O.W. BARBER,SHOP, High School ,Boys' Headquarters'i , REGULAR 'PRICESI Basenient of~. O. W. Bnilding

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i SPORTING GOODS, ,

TOWNSEN,D, G'UN ·,CO.. Bas~:Ball, 'Golf, Tennis

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I JUNIORS -ii Seriiors, Sophomores and Freshmen:i ..I GET AN AD· FORi THE ANNUALlfI Remembe~ 'the little class spirit and beat the Seniors in the class competition+._••_ ••_ ••_ ••_ .._ .•_ ••~i._.••~._.a-.__..- ..- ..-.__.a-••- ••- ••- ••- ••- ••~••- ••-.--••- ••-.+

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From Our City Office, 309 South 14th Street i'II- . And our uniformed agents in th'e Omaha stattionl are always ready to look after II your baggage and furnish information ~~ the traveling public I1,-.' OMAHA TRANSFER. COMPANY""j' MOVING EXP~ESS ' . ';+~_. .__.__.a-.a-"-'__' ' "-u-I '__'~' ~__'~"-"-""""~U~'~'~II~.~~

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THE REGISTER

INTERSPERSED BY

MANAGEMENT OF

A new 1azz Band Creation

Eats and Fancy Ice Creams, uOh Boy, Like you never tasted! tt

Tuesday afternoon and evening, May the First

a gold-plated' American Flag, Pin orButton as Souvenirs of the Opening

MAY DAY OPENING

"The most magnificent Restaurant on the Mid-Continent"

DON'T READ THIS!!

. , Come down next Tuesday after6tkHo.ur and Dance

POPULAR PRICES'

DANCING

unles~ you are interested in seeing PARADISE in all its BeauteousSplendor transplanted in Omaha's

New Empress Garden

Adam's Saxaphone OrchestraIIIIIfi

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A New $10,000 Photo Player Pipe Organ IProminent Soloists and Vaudeville tums I

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III NEW EMPRESS GARDEN, Inc.- PHIL PHILBIN, SR.I 16th and Douglas Sts.• under Empress Theatre PHIL PHILBIN. JR. I

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Breathes there a pupil with brain so deadWho ever t~ his tracher said .

"Teadler, this lesson I never read"To flunk, or 'not to I1unk, that is the question.'1'0 cram, ·to cheat, perchance get caught

Ah! that is the rub.Vacant seats to the right of him,Vacant seats to the left of him,

,'l'eacher ill frotn of him-Down tv' the zero mark slumped his test paper.Listen, children, lA.nd take my adviceFtom a Senior who has been caught twice:C~py not from the paper in front of you, .Unless the one behind you has the same thing too.

-St. Paul H. S .W(ldd.

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