1. Bring at least six uninvited friends

2. Take a drug you‘ve never tried before

3. Destroy some of the host‘s belongings

4. Search the house for something embarassing

5. Get into a fight with the host

6. Sleep with the host‘s girlfriend -

or at least have sex on his bed

7. Puke on the walls

8. Fall asleep on the toilet

9. Steal some alcohol and

head to the next party

10. Take home a fatty

Enjoying the party in ten steps

(c) 2010 by Matthias and René Schulz