10 Most funny whatsapp status

25-09-2015

"When you can not marry the one you

love, you must marry the one who is rich !!"

In victory, you deserve Champagne.

In defeatyou need it.

When you are on a 1%

Battery...anyone who sends a

message, Or callBecomes the enemy

80% of boys have girlfriends..

Rest 20% are having brain.

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember

I have a reason.

Behind every great man, there is a

surprised woman.

I love my job only when

I’m on vacation.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

If people are talking behind your back,

then just fart.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay

me.

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