11 – Tips for making email

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Think /b/ 4 u click!

There are things on the internet that you don’t want to see.

Your computer-illiterate relatives are responsible for “important” email forwards.

• Tell them how to delete addresses and headings in forwarded emails.

• Tell them to stop using their computers.

• Then, stop speaking to them—for good.

Online community or “underground ring”?

• There’s an online community for any activity or interest, no matter how weird, perverted, pointless, and/or illegal it is.

• I’ll tell you how to get involved and how you can send me pics.

An e-mail forwards is more believable if:

• It’s a “personal, eyewitness account”

• IT’S WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, WITH HUGE FONTS & LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!

• It’s written in magenta, comic-sans with a religious sign off (for inspirational news)

The internet is the most powerful technological advancement ever. That’s why I Twitter about what I eat for lunch.