1.Wisdom and Moments from 503d MP BNHilton Head Island, SC MaxMarriage Retreat Chaplain (CPT) Randy Loux Chaplain (LTC) Doug Peterson

2. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. Many girls like to marry a military man he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health. And hes already used to taking orders. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin his salt, that he forgets his sugar. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Men marry women with the hopethey will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, hell fall asleep before you finish. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. I love being married. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble startswhen they try to decidewhich one. 45. 46. 47. 48. If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 49. 50. 51. 52. Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 53. 54. 55. 56. 57. Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a loton the kind of chick he marries. 58. 59. 60. 61. 62. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. 63. 64. 65. There are 2 times when a mandoesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage. 66. 67. 68. 69. 70.