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P U N C HA r t . M u s i c . S t u f f D e c e m b e r 2 0 0 3
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Recipe forHoliday Punch
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According to one theory, the name “punch” is derived from panch, the Hindu
word for “five”. The drink was introduced to Britain by merchants of the East
India Company in the 17th century. Some of the simplest recipes do contain
only five ingredients, but there are many variations.
This recipe is attributed to Dr. Samuel Johnson (1709-1784), and although it
may not cause the present-day imbiber to utter Johnsonian words of wit and
wisdom, it is a cheerful and heartwarming drink to serve at Christmastime.
1 orange
3 bottles Burgundy or other red wine
8 tablespoons granulated sugar
7 cloves
8 whole allspice
1-inch piece of fresh ginger
3 pints boiling water
6 fluid ounces brandy
6 fluid ounces Cointreau
Wash the orange and prick it
with a skewer at least a dozen
times. Pour the wine into a
commodious pot, able to hold
at least 5 quarts, and add the
sugar, cloves, allspice, ginger,
and the whole orange. Add the
boiling water, and then simmer the
entire concoction gently for 30-40 minutes.
Remove from the heat. Add the brandy and Cointreau, mixing them in with a
few turns of the ladle, and serve immediately. It is not necessary to strain out
the spices if you are careful to avoid scooping them up in the ladle. The
orange will float.
Dr. Johnson’s
Holiday Punch
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And, since this is the party season, we’ve also included the best drink to sip while listening.
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Savage Lucy
AH-NAH C. LObOTOmY - vocals, bass PoLLy RyTHM - drumsRIKO STARR - guitar
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Drum Sticks
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15 pairs for her birthday.
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Nightlitefor Riko’s little sister.
Cap Gunsfrom Riko to Ah-nah,so she can strap one
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Glass Pineapplefrom Ah-nah to Riko.
Pop Rocks
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Having your artwork rejected from the Juried ArtExhibition at the Kittitas County Fair can be dis-couraging. Luckily, Justin Gibbens has providedsome inside help, so you can start practicing fornext year. We like to call this lesson, “What is acow, and why do you need one?”
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Horoscopesby Vic McNamara
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)Snow is falling and so is yourmom…in love…with me.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 19)Intelligent and charismatic, you cantake on the world this month.Christmas really should be celebrated for you––not Jesus.
Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 20)You + bottle of gin + mistletoe = a holly, jolly paternity suit.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)This time of year it’s important toremember the less fortunate. I don’tknow who that would be in yourcase, ugly; maybe a severely burnedleper with Tourette's Syndrome.Maybe.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)I know it’s fun, but the KISS Nativityset in your yard is really creepy.Especially the Gene Simmons/VirginMary with the super-long tongue.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)Christian, Jew, Muslim, Sikh––aslong as it’s December and you’re aGemini, religion doesn’t matter. Youwill be molested by a Catholic priest.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 21)Festive good cheer is in store foryou this holiday season. Just likelast year when you strangled thathobo.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)The stars are aligned for you. It’sChristmastime and you have every-thing you’ll ever need. So why doyou still feel so empty, as if life is ameaningless series of minutes,hours and days all leading up to alonely death? Who knows?Anyways, happy holidays!
Leo (July 23 – Aug 22)Stop looking for excuses. Only youcan change your life. Become anArmy of One®. Sign up now atgoarmy.com. You’ll get to traveland it’s a great way to save moneyfor college.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)Santa’s got something specialplanned for you this Christmas.That’s right! Elf porn! The dirtiest,egg-noggiest elf porn this side of theNorth Pole. That’s the name of it,actually, "North Poles." Here comesSanta Claus!
Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 23)Remember, a penny saved is apenny earned. And this time of yearyou can "earn" plenty of penniesknocking over Salvation Army dona-tion cans. You really think that oldguy wearing the Santa hat is goingto chase you for a few bucks?You’re home free, Libra.
Scorpio (Oct 24 – Nov 22)The new year brings a fresh start foryou, Scorpio. Sadly it also bringstuberculosis.
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