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13 Dumb and Dumber Quotes Which Will Take You Back To 90′s

Dumb and Dumber is probably one of the best movie of Legendary Jim Carrey, for me it is my favorite comedymovie, People just love the facial expression of Jim and its punchlines, so we are sharing some of the best quotesfrom the movie so you can relive those awesome moment again

1. “State Trooper: Pullover!Harry Dunne: No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.Lloyd Christmas: Yeah, killer boots man!”

2. “Harry Dunne: Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn’t even have a head!Lloyd Christmas: Harry, I took care of it…”

3. “Lloyd Christmas: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?Mary Swanson: Well, Lloyd, that’s difficult to say. I mean, we don’t really…Lloyd Christmas: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least youcan do is level with me. What are my chances?Mary Swanson: Not good.Lloyd Christmas: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?Mary Swanson: I’d say more like one out of a million.[pause]Lloyd Christmas: So you’re telling me there’s a chance… YEAH!”

4. “Harry Dunne: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning myvan into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.”

5. Lloyd Christmas Expressions are priceless

6. ” Harry Dunne: Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. Idon’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.”

7. ” Lloyd Christmas: We got no food, we got no jobs… our PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”

8. I like it

9. Move on

10. ” Harry Dunne: So you got fired again, eh?Lloyd Christmas: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?Harry Dunne: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.Lloyd Christmas: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.Harry Dunne: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my vaninto a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.Lloyd Christmas: Hey, chicks love it. It’s a shaggin’ wagon.”

11. ” Harry Dunne: [shivering] Lloyd, I can’t feel my fingers, they’re numb!Lloyd Christmas: Oh, well. Here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.Harry Dunne: Extra gloves? You’ve had extra gloves this whole time?Lloyd Christmas: Uh, yeah, we are in the Rockies. Jeez!”

13. Yeah