begins at 8:00 p.m. in Physics 145. $1.00 for fee-paying Feds, $2.00 for aliens.

Bombshelter opens at 12:00 noon with beer and taped music. D.J. after 9 0 0 p.m. Feds: no covercharge at all. Aliens: $1.00 after 9:00 p.m.

- Saturday, July 18 -

Chinese Movies in Phys. 145 at 8:00 p.m. Fee is $2.00. - Friday, July 17 -

Concerned about Health Issues? Call the Health Hotline and register ideas and opinions about health- related matters. We want to know how you feel. Phone 884-3534; 884-3530. Lines open: 9:00 - 4:00 Mon., Thurs., Fri; 9 0 0 - 8:00 Tues. and Wed. (Sorry we got the phone numbers wrong last week. Hope there were no problems.)

Chapel: Conrad Grebel Cbllege, at 7:M) p.m. with coffee & discussion to follow.

- Monday, July 20 - Transcendental Meditation: Free introductory lecture at 8:00 p.m. in Humanities rm. 175. For further information call 576-2546.

Sumwat Theatre presents Hat Trick, three connected one-act plays. Sponsored by the Federation of Students. Tickets are $3.50 ($3.00 for fee-paying Feds). See pages 6 and 7 of this issue for pictures and review.

Tuesday, ~ u l ' ~ 21 - David Silverber an exhibition of over 60 colouredl&ng by this noted Montreal graphic artist. Ad- mission is free. Gallery hours: Monday through Friday from 9:00 a.m. to 400 p.m. Closed weekends through the summer months.

Campus Caravan '81. Great food, exceptional entertainment and thril- ling games from around the world. Come out and be part of the big event for this summer. You'll enjoy mouth- watering food servedat the bar-b-que at 11:30 a.m., the excitement and challenge of the games held all after- noon, along with the exhibits from faraway places that will fill the Campus Centre. The evening will bring international cuisine starting at 6:00 followed by a spectacular show of talent from near andfar at 7andlive music and dancing with the Beirdo Brothers at9:OO. Allevents.takeplace near andaroundthecampuscentre. - Wed. July 22 -

Fed Flicks presents Play Misty for Me starring Clint Eastwood. Film begins at 8:00 p.m. $1.00 for Feds, $2.00 for others. ,

- Sunday, July 19 - Indian Movie Chandra C hola (Mala- yalam) with Vidhubala, Vincent, in Engineering Lecture Hall room 112 at 3:00 p.m.

Outdoor Concert: Maranatha Christian Club features 'City' from Youth with a Mission. At 12:00 noon to 1:00 p.m. beside the Campus Centre.

International V e g e t a ~ n Cuisine. Enjoy exotic dinners, group par- ticipation and free recipes. Limited to 15 persons. For more information contact Gary at 888-7321. Spon- sored by the Vegetarian Club. 6:00 p.m.

The Bhakti Yoga Club invites you to experience the bliss of Self- realization. Achieve deeper under- standing of the science of , rein- carnation through meditation and philosophical analysis as taught by the Bhagavad-gita. Vegetarian yoga FEAST follows. Free! For further information please call 888-7321.5:00 p.m., 51 Amos Ave., Waterloo.

There will be ameetingof the Hunger Project at 7:30 in HH 227. Sumwat Theatre presents Hat

Trick, three connected one-act plays. Sponsored by the Federation of Students. Tickets are $3.50 ($3.00 for Fed members.) See pages 6 & 7 of this issue for pictures and review.

- Thursday July 23 - Interested in Cycling? AQroup ride starts every Sunday at5:30p.m. for all levels of cyclists. Meet in front of the PAC in the courtyard. Ride lengthisa

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Math-Week has just passed by with many Math students hardly aware that it ever occurred.

dent . Andrew Welch. The squash tournament and basket- ball game were cancelled with the MathSoc Athletic Director (and Vice-President), Mark D’Gabriel, claiming that he wasn’t informed until the last minute there were to be sporting events. And the paper airplane contest barely got off the ground as it suffered from a lack of participants. .

D’Gabriel attributes much of went wrong to the recent illnes of _ MathSoc’s Social Director,

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A lack of proper advertising, illness within the MathSoc executive, and poor organ- ization are being blamed as the reasons for the failure of a number of the week’s events.

The car rally was postponed from Tuesday until Thursday (as reported at press time) because of a lack of entries according to MathSoc Presi-

“Gosh”

Tracy Allen. He says that there was hardly enough time for the interim director, Thomas Jammert, to organ& the four day series of events and put up advertising for them.

He also admitted that recent internal squabblings within Mathsoc have aided in the hindrance of Society events. Bruce Glasford, MathSoc Treasurer, had tabled a motion to have Welch impeached, citing that the president did not keep regular office hours, The motion was later withdrawn and Welch maintains the situation has been

involvement in Sumwat.” He went on to emphasize that events for the summer term were not a priority in his mind as he felt obligated to eliminating the debts accrued by MathSoc the previous winter. “It certainly is riot fair to students this term. I guess the students last term had all the fun with Wine and Cheese Parties,” he says.

Orientation events for September and a rewrite of the present MathSoc constitution, in use since 1976, are also amongst Welch’s major concerns. .

S&kddes delaved

. incident - He feels that perhaps the biggest

EZZg ?~ZZn to have change he has created since Welch recalled was dismissed by taking office is the improved

Students registering at UW / in the fall are going tobe faced

with longer lineups than nor- mally experienced if the postal strike is not over soon.

Jim Boniface, of the Univer- sity’s Registrars Office, says that while his department isn’t panicing yet they are begin- ning to worry. Already the first series of fee assessments, which were to have been mailed near the time the postal strike began have not been printed.

- ~ J both D’Gabriel and Welch as a service offered to Math students

Kasta some hope that this ‘friendly joke’. Welch also who come into the MathSoc would soon be the case. claimed that the petition was office. Better hours are kept,

Kasta also noted that there unconstitutional in any case. there are more staplers has been no problem with When questioned by the available, and people manning scholarship notices as they Imprint about his participation the office are more willing to were all mailed out well before in the planning and carrying out interrupt their card games to the strike and the‘ replies to of Math-Week Welch replied, “I speak with persons coming in, them have been received too. haven’t been pushing Math- he says.

Peter Sara&o Week personally because of my Peter Sara&no

The next scheduled date for a computer printout and mailing of fee assessments and time tables is early August. Of this Boniface says, “Gosh we only hope it (the mail strike) doesn’t last until then.”

Should the strike continue on into .August, Boniface admits that the Registrars office may be forced into a position whereby it has to extend the number of hours and days for registration.

As far as pre-registration -goes Boniface detected no more students than usual coming directly to campus to sign up and that it seemed to him most were “just sitting back to see what happens.”

He said that nearly all con- firmations of admission were mailed out previous to the strike’andany that are,left are being done now by telephone, also that any transcripts need- ing to be delivered were c :ing handled by courier services.

Don Kasta, who admin- isters student awards at the Registrars office, has been able to overcome most of the difficulties imposed by the strike by using the Univer- sity’s telephone network.

Where a signature is needed on a document and\ the student in question is living near a university Kasta has been phoning the person to tell them to go to the campus and the forms will be given to them there.

What few students know so far is that they can leave an OSAP application with any office pf the Ontario govern- ment or OPP detachment and it will find its way to the University via the internal mail system ,of the Province., Kasta hopes to get some publicity for his program by having public service announcements intro- duced into the various media. A tneeting with Bill Clarkson, Director of Student Awards for the Ministry of Colleges and Universities, July 13 gave

Watsfic (Waterloo Science Fiction), is sponsoring a Games Day on July 30. The event is scheduled to start at 9 a.m. and continue all day and

Wim Simonis, Federation were made by Simonis who fees each term could,be a lack of Students President, and Art stated that in the past some of communication between Ram, Board of Entertainment posters distributed by the CSA the student groups, he opined. Co-Chairperson, .met with appeared printed in Chinese CSA President, Tam Man- only, a practice that has When Man-Fan asked why Fan, and CSA Vice-President Selena Kwan,’ last Thursday, July 9 to discuss a dis- criminatory clause in the Chinese .Students Associa-

, tion’s constitution. Problems arose when the

Federation recently discover- ed that the constitution differentiated between stu- dents of Chinese origin and non-Chinese students, allow- ing only the Chinese students voting privileges at CSA General Meetings. That clause governing this exists in direct contravention to the Fed- eration “Policy on-Clubs and Organizations” which states specifically, “That the Fed- eration of Students not recognize any club which practices discrimination in acceptance of its members.”

Man-Fan commented that the purpose of differentiating was to allow people from the Kitchener-Waterloo com- munity at large to participate in the Association’s activities.

Ram told the CSA rep- resentatives that the Fed- eration will only recognize the group if they abide by their original constitution, ’ which had been approved and in use since 1968. He stated that the constitution in use since 1978 with the discriminatory clause was not approved and if the CSA continued to use it they would lose Federation recog- nition. Should they wish a new constitution or amendments made to the 1968 version, the changes would have to be made at a CSA genera meeting in September and presented to the Board of Entertainment for approval, Ram said. , The CSA reps were also

informed that all clubs must present to the Federation a current membership list and a proposed budget for the upcoming term. According to Ram, the last time the Chinese Students Association did this was for-the period 1979-1980.

Further comments relating

recently been superceded. by the use of English and Chinese on all posters. Simonis said that it was expected the CSA would continue to do this.

Simonis -also pointed out that of the l students who withdraw their fees at the beginning of each term, a large number are Chinese. He felt it unfair of these ~ people to -withdraw their fees and continue to make use of such Fed sponsored endeavours as

Scoops, The Campus Shop, and the Post Office. “It’s like biting the hand that feeds you”, Ram added.

Simonis went on to say that Waterloo was the only campus in Canada that had refundable fees. Part of the reason so many Chinese withdraw their

The results of the Grad Club expansion referendum point the way to a $60,000 7- $80,000 investment on the part of the Grad Club.

403 ballots were returned from the 1,063 eligible graduate voters..

Ballots had three statements: the first asking for agreement to the proposed expansion, the second asking that Grad Club fees remain compulsory, and the third asking for a Grad Club fee increase of $2.50 per term.

80% of the voters wanted the expansion yet only 68.s agreed to the increase in fees. 79% voted to keep fees compulsory.

Planned renovations to the Grad Club include a small expansion to the Club on one side that would seat approximately 50 people, an upstairs patio for a further 75-100, changes to washrooms in ordertoaccommodate disabled, a wheelchair ramp at the front entrance, and possible alterations to the bar area.

The $60,000 - $80,000 price tag for the undertaking is _ the estimate of Grad Club President Bill Halverson. He says that funding will come from a combinatipn of assets already held by the Grad Club, income derived from the $2.50 per term fee increase, and a loan from the

_ University of Waterloo. Halversondeclined tocomment on the amount of the loan until negotiations were completed.

As for a starting date on the construction Halverson had this to say: “We’re hoping to get it started this fall. And I’d underline hoping.” Peter Saracino

club charter the Federation did not make based on a group’s visibility on more money available to clubs campus, the number of and organizations, it was activities it held, and the ~ explained to him by Simonis number of fee paying members , and Ram that funding was in the group. Ram noted that

in some instances ~ organ- izations had received all of the money they had asked for and then never spent all of it. They said that funding will increase once groups begin to com- municate more frequently with the Federation and start raising their profile on campus by holding a larger number of activities.

The meeting ended \with Simonis expressing his wish that problems such as the ones discussed could be avoided if the CSA and all other clubs came to the Federation more often in the future rather than only coming in when they wanted money or when things went wrong.

Peter Saracino ’

I-&ZSS it’s a black and whiti issue - that seemed to be the message the play presented by the Waterloo Christian Fellowship was providing in the performance in the PAC courtyard last week. Toymaker and Son W&S a loose parable of the life of Christ, set to music and dance. They were very persuasive; it could almost convince YOU that black was white. Photo by John. W. Bast

into the morning of July 31. to problems with the CSA Tricky& by Joe . . I

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Imprint is the student newspaper at the University of Waterloo. It is an editorially independent newspaper publishedby Imprint Publications, Waterloo, a corpor- ation without share capital. Imprint is a member of Canadian University Press (CUP), an organization of more than 50 student newspapers across Cenad& Imprint is also a member of the Ontario Weekly News- paper Association (OWNA). Imprint publishes every secondFriday during the Summer term Mail shouldbe addressed to “Imprint, Campus Centre Room 140, Uni- versity of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario.” ,

Imprint: ISSN 0708-7380 Impr@&reserves the right to screen, edit,

andrefuse~ertising.

Fraser Simpson, Terry Bolton, Doug Hogue, John M&ullen, Tammy Horne, Michael Longfield, Doug Allen&ma (Poopsie) Lehn,CathyMcBride, Don Joyce, Julie Qynne joyce, Coral Andrews, Scott Murray, Sylvia Hannigan., John W. Bast are all co-conspirators in the creation of this weeks rendition of Imprint. And I love each and every one of them Bless their little hearts. Cover fashions by Bast of Cornhusk, Iowa Many

‘humble thankyous and Merry Christmas to all- =wm (?J@ CUD

+-Editorial .i i Letters 1 # I Pizza vendors do No butts about it;

6Cobra’taks hdonly to stereotypiitg

Cobra is as rampant as Ms. Robertson states I may feel slighted by this omission).

b) not seen or heard of anyone who has.

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“No Children, No Pets, No Students.” produced statistics to back up the claim that How often have you read that proclamation students do any moredamage to private

at the end of rentalads while lookingfora place property than does any other group of people. to live next term?

Have you also noticed that K-W Transit and the local theatres offer student discounts to all students except those at college and university?

What are we anyway - cut rate citizens? Perhaps someone should publicize a few

facts. Take for example the $50 paid each year to the City of Waterloo by the provincial government for each and every student enrolled full time at UW. This amounts to over $700,000 per annum as payment in lieu of taxes. Also consider that it is estimated that Uniwats students spend a whopping $22 million (UW figures) in the Waterloo Region

To the editor: I feel I must write this letter

in support of Don -Heath, President of EngSoc A who has declared that Heather Robertson has blown the game of Cobra out of all pro- portion. Being a female grad student InEngineering, means that I must spend a lot of my time in the Engineering Build- ings. In six years I have not: a) had by own buttocks bit-

ten, (in fact if the game

This leads me to suspect that the game is not perhaps as pre- valent as Ms. Robertson would suggest. In fact it is my opinion that the spreading of biased rumours such as these contributes more to thestereo- type of the engineer than does their behaviour.

Linda Duxbury Graduate Student (PhD.)

Management Sciences Qemical Engineering (MASc)

Crossword by Fraser Simpson

each year. City fathers would do good to realize that

post secondary students are an economic asset not to be sneered at and ignored. The sort of income generated by us most assuredly helps Rare exceptions to the class of entre- keep their paycheques cashable. If we all just preneurs that look down their noses at the packed up and left tomorrow how many fast student population are the business people in- food restaurants, bookstores, record stores, volved in the pizza and record sales industries. denim outlets, liquor stores, stereo retailers, They understand the principles of good specialty shops, and variety stores would find merchanting and see the potential income to be their cash flow dry up PDQ? And don’t forget derived from the student market. They have all those apartment landlords and home- come to see that students, given a little owners who are struggling to meet mortgage attention, can be enticed to part with their payments. Who pays their bills? dollars. Where else does one see discount

The argument has been made by some that cards, free on campus delivery, giveaways, and we students are more trouble than we are special student promotions? This is to the worth. Issues cited are vandalism, as in the case benefit of all those involved. of damages done to rented dwellings, and the Others in the community would do well to misnomered belief that students are overly learn from the pizza and record vendors. There frugal with their money. The aforementioned is good money to be had in a fair treatment of dollar figures should dispense with the latter the customer. statement and as for the former no one has yet Peter Saracino

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Ms. Deirdre Chisholm requests the honour of your presence at

the marriage of her cat .Phaedra Beth

to

Albert‘Mudf Elsvuorthy on Saturday, the first of August,&neteen hundred

and eighty one, at seven o’clock. Duck Island, Victoria Park. Kitchener, Ontario

Station Hotel, Kitchener, Ontario. ’ by cou&esy of&e Bored of Governors, The Insane Society

Across 1. Hit back on the French charts. (6) 4. Might be for a hair style. (4) 8. Only his top ten, perhaps, could hammer out a

living in the band. (11) 9. Leap about the ring. (4)

10. Exciting chase results in little pains. (5) 12. Wishes he’s to go about a little work. (5) 14. Sheets, for example, from the child’s bed. (4) 16. Excited men see rocks, and this is used so no one

else can see. (5, 6) 17. As of changing the piece of furniture. (4) 18. Sue, an’ perhaps a sick feeling will result. (6)

Down 1. It goes along the way of the first axis, partly. (4) 2. A note on the proper letter-head to allow the pro-

fessional nothing, for starters (firing wouldn’t cause any problems). (11)

3. Maybe peel about ten to cast out. (5) 5. Slight fines, perhaps, for frivolousness. (11) 6. Perhaps ‘bust’ in Old English is rather blunt. (6) 7. She’ll take up a stick. (4)

11. The short relation from a formal treatise. (6) 13. Notices put up and taken down. (4) 14. Two companies will have a beverage. (5) 15. Spanish Indian ruined Cain. (4)

Answers to last issuek Across:

Down:

1. Jail 3. Adagio 8. Nor 9. Vapours 10. Cheering up 13. Hit the sack 15. Realist 17. All 18. Through 19. Mess 1. Janice 2. Israeli 4. Dependents 5. Gnu 6. Oust 7. Everything 11. Unaware 12. Skills 14. Brat 16. Ago-

To the editor: Coral Andrews recently

wrote a Comment article for you about the vicissitudes of waitressing. I’m not quite sure whether this article was meant seriously or was a weak attempt at humour. Since many of the statements are either factually incorrect or warped versions of reality I’m tempted to believe Ms. An- drews is involved in satire. However, on the off chance that she meant what she wrote I think I had best set the record straight.

Mashed potatoes are often made from powder or flakes. When someone askes if they are real they are wondering if the restaurant provides re- constituted food. Halibut steak is an acceptable way of referring to a way of pre- paring that fish. In fact, it is not at all uncommon to hear people talk of fish as steak and I cannot understand Ms. An- drews’ concern over the no- menclature. Chips are not fries but rather are the product produced by Humpty Dum- pty. In the US the term chips is always used in this fashion and it is not surprising to see people in Ontario making such a dis- tinction.

Along with criticizing the language people use Ms. An- drews also complains about people asking for information about menu items. She writes, “it’s all there in black and white.” Such a statement is palpably false. Restaurants rarely, if ever, fully describe their meals. I have ordered what was called a green salad and received a dish of spin- ach, lettuce, and bacon. The last was not listed on the menu and I would not have ordered it if it were. Very often res- taurants provide such little un- announced “extras.” After all, when was the last time anyone ordered parsley? As for .the

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Computer simulation helps study emotions

d A new tool for studying the

expression of human emotion is being developed here at the university.

Professor Maurice Con- stant of the Systems Design Department in Engineering heads a project to record human facial expressions and represent these expressions on a computer graphics terminal. He is developing a research tool to enable study of human emotion as signalled through the face.

When a feeling, thought, or attitude is to be expressed on your face, the brain sends electrical signals to the facial muscles, causing the muscles to contract or relax to produce an expression. These signals, muscle potentials, will be recorded by electrodes ad-

. hered to the face. The waveforms observed

will be collated and processed by computer. The information will then be presented as a stylized human face approx- imating the original expres- sion.

Non-verbal communica- tion comprises a major percentage of human com- munication, and the face is the most expressive element of these non-verbal skills. The face is capable of thousands of expressions; it can reflect many states of mind and body.

Once the project has been completed, Constant will proceed to develop a tax- onomy or classification of facial expressions and their

related emotions. Many areas of research and education will also be able to use their tool. The art of reading and understanding people will be greatly enhanced. Research involving emotional responses will benefit from the new approach provided by this computer aid.

One exciting possibility is the examination of the expressions of different

cultures to discover where the similarities and differences of unlike cultures lie.

None of the work done by Constant’s team is new technology; it is the coal- escence of computer graphics and muscle potential record- ings into a sophisticated stylization of human facial expression that is the new development.

Mi&aql Longfield

Survev shows wish toxex;tid PAC facilities t Undergraduates, grads, fac- ulty and staff have all indi- cated they want the existing PAC (Physical Activites Com- plex) facilities at Waterloo to be extended indicates a recent Advisory Committee on Ath- letic Facilities survey.

Survey results just tab- ulated show that of the 2,100 survey cards filled out and re- turned 48% of the under- graduate student population, 46% of the graduate student population, ‘49% of the fac- ulty, and 48% of the staff voted to “extend the existing PAC Building to include one or two smaller gymnasia, an indoor track, more special purpose areas.. . and more locker room facilities together with ad- ministrative offices and meet- ing rooms.‘:- The total rep-

resents 1,000 people. Approx- imately 19,000 cards were dis- tributed on campus or sent by mail.

A further 830 people voted to have a sports complex con- structed on the North Campus and 300 of those polled chose to have both a North Campus complex and extensions to the PAC done.

Pat Robertson, chairman of the Committee, has forwarded the results to a sub-committee that will now prepare a list of possible additions to the PAC. Their recommendations are expected by Robertson within a week.

The final report of the Ad- visory Committee is to be sub- mitted to the president of the university early in September.

Peter Saracino

The Money Stretcher

Factory outlets provide reasonably-priced footwear

While it’s great to have that barefoot feeling, it’s not always completely practical. However, the price of footwear need not be a deterrent to clothing your feet this term. So abundant are footwear factories in the Kitchener-Waterloo region, we feel the area should be known as the footwear capital of Canada. Perhaps the abundance of factories means nothing to the average shopper. However, for the bargain hunter, these factories mean a plethora of savings.

There are several things to remember when dealing with these factory outlets. Firstly, most deal on a cash only basis. This means no cheques and no credit cards will be accepted. So take all the money that you will need. Secondly, factory outlets are usually self;serve concerns. If you need to know how a pair of shoes will fit with socks be sure to take your own. These are rarely provided. Thirdly, because these stores are self-serve, bargain hunters have to be prepared to wade through bins of gold lamais and other strange footwear before finding just what they want. The final note is that patience is the key to success at these factories.

The Greb Factory Outlet at 5 Michael Street (off Victoria Street) in Kitchener (5783550) offers a wide variety of footwear. Everyone’s favourite hushpuppies can be found here along with sport shoes, skates and luggage. The prices may vary according to season. So, a good rule of thumb is to try to predict your footwear needs out of season. By doing this you will be ensured of both a better selection and (usually) better prices.

The situation is similarat the Kaufman Shoe Factory Outlet (at River Road and Wellington Street in Kitchener, 576-1500). Shoes and boots are available at this outlet at very reasonable prices. However, the best buy here is found in the slipper department. Styles ranging from grandfather plaid to brown plush mules are available for as little as $3.00 a pair. The outlet also carries a good selection of mens

boots at prices half of retail value. These two bargains in mind, make a trip to the Kaufman factory worth while.

Although we haven’t personally examined this outlet, work boots and safety shoes are available at Collins Safety Shoes at 353 Manitou Drive in Kitchener (8934100). This outlet also carries alimited line of work clothes.

If you’re willing to venture to Cambridge, you can expand your bargain hunting horizons. Genesco Shoes has two outlets(main branch: 40 1 Fountain Street North, 653-5783 and 12 Charles Street West in‘ Kitchener). Genesco features a dressier style of shoes, often in patent leather. However, they do carry sandals, boots and children’s shoes. If you’re in interviews this term, or if you just like to look nice, a trip to Genesco is for you.

Andrew McNeice at 336 Eagle Street North in Cambridge, (653-2378) sells both mens and womens shoes. Sources inform us that this outlet is extremely popular, although we haven’t patronized this outlet ourselves. So, for the best selectionand least crowds, go early!

Our favourite footwear outlet is Savage Shoes at 250 Dolph Street in Cambridge, (653-1262). Although this outlet is always busy, crowds are not a serious problem. A vast amount of space in this outlet makes shopping far more of a pleasure than at some of the other outlets. Savage offers a fantastic selection of shoes, boots, sandals, sport shoes and childrens shoes.

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Sumwat Theatre IIT - HatTrick - is a winner.

This is to be expected, of course - it comes from a good family.

Some background for the uninitiated: There is a group on campus who are

. stinkingly brilliant when it comes to theatreThey seem to seek the coherently funny, rather than the inherent disarray of FASS productions, from which many of them sprung. In recent years, they have

’ gone so far as to produce dramatic works as well, in addition to humour. .-

There is a much greater degree of complelxity in Hat Trick than Sumwat has ever before attempted - and there is some really fine symbolism used as well.

Hat Trick is divided into three sections, separated into scenes. The first scene takes place in 1939, the second in 1960; the third in 1981. All have the same location: the attic of Russell Lodge, a rustic resort in (presumably) Northern Ontario - certainly off the beaten track. In each scene there is always at least one

Inmany ways, Hat Trick is a synthesis representative of the Russell bloodline, of what the Sumwat people have tried the owners of this family business. before. Certainly the comedic element is The first scene is a serious drama, in- there; but there is drama and tragedy and volving a murder whose motive is greed. perhaps for the first time in a serious Appearing in this scene are Steve Hull Sumwat play, they have achieved a work as Alistair Strachan, a man who wants to that produces what may be the lvhole gain control of the lodge. He thinks he purpose of serious drama - catharsis. conned Elizabeth Strachan (Heather

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makes a very brief appearance in this

timwat - a very serious theme that underlies the rest of the play.That theme

scene - to be killed. Without going int

‘t want to give scene brings -

scene, betrayal leaves Liz to live lfe as a divorcee, with her only son rejected by her husband and by

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in other serious dramas.

Direction was at least competent in all of the scenes, with only two items standing out in my mind: the lighting was

About the only acting problem there

superb; it followed the lanterns the actors carried from place to place, leaving areas

was involved some missing of cues; this

of the stage dark and others well lit with.

problem faded out fairly shortly, and probably had to do with nervousness.

the Theatre of

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when they want too. and actors are all

d Pat Anderson were excellent foils, as were Bernie Roehl and

oberta Carter. Gillian Teichert (with a really fine costume) played her role avKh

just the right touch ofaplomb to carry it off well. She and Roehl were probably the most outstanding of the performers in this scene; the former through some superior lines; the latter though his stage presence.

acters, and insuring that

Lodge.

our first taste ofthc supernatural.

s scene is not meant to be

ghost finds peace at last, and Cheryl, the product of dissention and betrayal, finds

se - t not just

wants to be herself. k

since the days ofG

Frank (though they ended up married after all, in the last scene). Frank was the son of Liz by Alistair, back in Act I. What makes it symbolic is Cheryl is related to Egan as well; Egan had married Belle’s mother.

-~ Cheryl is the synthesis, the essence of the play. And we have the theme of betrayal happening in this scene again. Cheryl is the child of traitors both witting and unwitting, from both sides; yet she has the blood of people who 2eally loved the lodge in her veins as well.

(A more obvious theme throughout the play is the love of the family homestea and how this can turn people bad; but th is too obvious to go into detail about.)

Acting on Cheryl 0 forces - one, an outsider named urges her to sell the lodg

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and just the right amount was used.

It’s good to see the Stlmwat writers getting into symbolism, especially that of the bloodlines that produced Cheryl. I find it equally good that the play can be written so that this element ofcomple,uity

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electronic music scene. The album is hard, unemotional, and almost inhuman in its

\ FOXX’S innovativeness is Split En=- - overshadowed by the hard Waiata melodies of the songs. A& lwecords :- -

approach. Initial endeavours Todd Run&en’s 1976 song titled I Want to be u Machine ,

Born to Synthesize was no allowed Foxx to explore the , doubt arranged’ with inten- spirit of his new found

tions of supporting musicians fascinations. From the album who strayed away from the songs such as A New Kind of mainstream of ‘commercial: . Man, Mr. No, and Metal&at

The album is not advisable to those who enjoy being The biggest question in the swept <away- by the romantic- recording industry today is ism of music for by no means not whether a new band can would it come close to have a hit debut album, but accomplishing your goal. At whether they can -follow it, up

the Same time, the album is of with another?

- exceptional craftsmanship

Australia’s sweetheart Split

and power. Hopefully, it will be Enz, had an enormous hit with

able to satisfy the small True Colors, featuring U. S.

audience for which‘ it was .hit IGot YouThealbumwasa

intended. work of art with laser-cut geo-

Doug Hogue ’ metric designs which shone in a musical rainbow at 33 R.P.M.

Best of Gallagher & Lyle The album and its unique Gallagher & Lyle ’ packaging brought instant A&M . fame and fortune for formerly

Most people don’t have a six Australian unknowns. clue as to Who’Gallagher and Now Split Enz have rel- Lyle are. eased Waiata, and joined the

I had a bit of an idea, so I ever-popular genre of Visage, picked up their Best Of album Spandeau Ballet and Simple and gave it a listen. It seems Minds with their own elec- that these two boys have put tronic brand of mutant disco/ together an album with the ._ .pop.

ism to delve into the realm of creativity and imagination. John Foxx easily fits into this category with his newly released album simply titled J&n Foxx.

An ex-founder - leider of Ultravox, an English group situated on the opposite sphere of commercialism, Foxx has solely written and produced. the songs- on the album ‘which range from d* electronically synthesized wizardy to neu pop with overtones of sophisticated rhythm ,and blues arrange-

one is able ‘to experience Foxx’s inhuman character- istics. It is not just thecoldness of the lyrics and melodies, but it ‘is his constant use of electronic and tape tech- niques that can leave the listener contemplating hap- piertimes such as mid-terms and exams.

The album is not void of good qualities. Foxx obvious- ly realizes the importance of / an audience less appreciative of serious synthesized material for songs as m1es Away and No One Driving

merits. ” Sound confused?. Believe

deviate from Foxx’s abstract style. These will no doubt

me, the album perplexed me grasp a wider sector of the upon the first spin of- the music world as they are more turntable. cIt is not an easy basic and enjoyable. album to listen to and enjoy Regardless of the unique- even ta an avid and open- ness of Foxx’s style, which -minded music follower. First may turn away even avid impressions, as ‘superficial as music lovers, the album is theytend to be, left me with innovative to say the least. thoughts of a style similar to Foxx has used his years with

th,at of the once popular Gary Ultravox to his advantage. It is ’ Numan except more profes- sional and less trendy than

an album of professional. quality filled with ingenious

. Numan’s. ’ ., electronic rhythms far Thealbumseems to portray removed from trendy music

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It’s dreamy and romantic: covered by Elvis (the original . probably the- best thing Split Enz has done yet. Tim Finn’s magic vocals resemble McCartney at times as he croons of lady Iris, a woman he loves from a distance. It’s one of those‘ballads you drift and ’ sing along with. Super stuff!

Elvis, for pity’s sake) andone - ‘- of which Edmunds’ 1968 version is on the album.

Wail is a wild-electro instru- mental showing the versatility of Split Enz. It’s another great dance track and you’ll really sway, to this one. It features the synthesizer . wizardry of the band at its wailing best. ’ Clumsy sounds like a

, slower continuation of Wail with lyrics. Noel Crombie on percussion and Nigel Gaiggs y on bass, are: anything but Clumsy on this dance number from Waiata. Most tracks from the album are danceable, as Split Enz maintains their true colors on side two.

What makes Twangin... a unique individual effort rather than another Rockpile album is Edmunds’ selection and p variety of songs. On the ’ Seconds of Pleasure disc, all of the Rockpile songs are attributed, for the most part, to Nick Lowe. But on Twan- gin... there is only one Nick Lowe-Rockpile bong; I’m Only‘

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Human, a typical Rockpile song with its understated humour and Lowe’s off-the- wall lyrics: “I know they say I’m not a real good boyl,But tonight I’m a, little Lord * Fauntleroy”.

Side two features another set of moody, moog ballads. Ghost Girl and Albert of India, are rather like I Hope 1 Never and How Can IResist Her from album one as Waiata mellows out.

The rest of the cuts are covers which Edmunds- takes and makes .a11 his own.

Edmunds’ choice also re-’ fleets his varied musical in- ~ * terests and ’ influences. The album shows how easily he can move from one type of . music to the next and blend them together. Twangin... - has an edge to it; a bite which is “F .mostly lacking in Lowe-influ- enced Rockpile pop. Some- thing Happens and Cheap , Talk, ,Putter and Jive ex- emplify how well Edmunds can do straightforward rock

Can Waiata bring the same success for Split Enz that True Colors did? With hits like I Got You, Shark Attack, and Notiody Takes Me Ser- iously from True Colors cohpared to destined hits Hard Act to Fofloti, I.Don’t Wunnu Dunce, Walking ThTough the Ruins and top- notch lovey-dovey Iris, from new album Waiata, S&t Enz may not have a h&l -act to. follow, after all.

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-tuio. of them ‘singing the songs that they’ve had written for other people.

Breakaway was done by Art Garfunkel and Heart on my Sleeve was covered by Ringo Starr. The rest of-the songs sound familiar, but I can’t place the artists ‘who recorded them.

Baby-faced vocalist Tim Finn, and brother Neil ‘are ~~$~;unds back in fine form in the dramatic Hard Act to Follow, Swan ‘Ong

-Edmunds also makes a successful foray into Rock- abilty with The ‘Race is On; B type of music. which has enjoyed a Renaissance of sorts in Britain. .

one of the best tracks on Waiata.

The?e is an old saw about

Therers nothing really special &out this album. It’s just a collection of songs that you would hear on an ‘feasy listening” or “rockin’ easy” radio. station. If you like Art Garfunkel, Eric Carmen and

Hard Act is currently re- the whole being greater than

ceiving a great deal of FM the sum of its parts and if there was ever a band that could

airplay. It’s only a matter of - both contradict and confirm time before the AM market gets hold of it; a strong selling

this at the same time, it was the

point for any album. Waiata is British band Rockpile.

Along with guitarist Billy a good album with possibly as - Bremner and drummer Terry

many hits as True. Colors had: but beauty is in the ear of

Williams, they worked ‘on each others’ albums and

the beholder. One Step Ahebd is a pop

played with them on tour (Dave Edmunds and Rockpile

In addition to the worst song on the album, a gamey version of a bland Ian Gomm popper called It’s Been So Long, Edmunds shames Bonnie Raitt’s recording of Three Time Loser and also does his Everly Brothers imitation (but a nice song anyway) .on a somewhat warped lament called

/ I’m Gonnu Start)

Living -Again If It Kills Me. Singing the Blues and Baby

Randy Newman, _ you prob- ballad in the Split Enz trad- ably would like this album too. ition with a catchy beat and-

or Nick Lowe and Rockpile, Le?s Play House reflect the

Terry Bolton vocals via the brothers Finn. etc...). Edmunds’ and Lowe’s long relationship . between albums were the main focus Edmunds and blues and,

IDon’t Wunnu Dunce\gives you just the opposite impres- sion. This song was definitely penned for the dancefloor in

_ electro-disco style. $-is is another top track that

could make Waiata a big seller.

-for the band. At the same time R&B. These two cuts contai; they created a sound which is guitar work which lives UP to easily identifiable, ‘be itgon an the album’s name and B&y Edmunds’ or Lowe’s record. Let’s Play, House has an This culminated in last years intensity which seems Seconds .of Pleasure, the lessened on the more recent first album recorded by Mes- cuts. srs. Lowe, Edmunds. Brem- The album was released in

. and roll: an affinity he displays in an anthem to white knuckle flyers everywhere, You’ll Ne-. ver Get ye Up (In One ‘of Those). . *

The album’s only real single so far is a rendition of John , Fogerty’s Almost Saturday i Night, a song I find hard to get out of ,my head.

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then Rockpile has officially disbanded, primarily

a whole was indeed greater because of differences than its component parts. between Edmunds and Lowe

All this is a roundabout way on matters of/business and of introducing ttIie latest re- ‘. management. Whether this cord from the Rockpilers, this , will mean that Edmunds .and one from Dave (“I don’t agree, company will no ‘longer work Nick”) Edmunds, succinctly on each other’s records is entitled Twangin.... uncertain. Even though the

It has that distinctive Rock- vocals were somewhat lacking pile sound heard on earlier on TwangIn... (Edmunds and collaborations; ,Lowe’s spare Lowe do sing well together) bass line; William’s solid but the record shows that frenetic drumming (drum- Edmunds can do well on his ming as it should be!!) and the ow’n tandem of Edmunds and If nothing else, he’ll make it Bremner on guitar all create on innovation alone; once an energetic and highly listen- able session.

Edmunds recorded an electric . guitar version of The Sabre

Two of the tracks are not Dance. As for Twangin..., it done by Rockpile. The Race is $1 continue to frequently On has Edmunds backed up find its way onto my turntable. by the Stray Cats, a rockabilly If you like your Rockpile trio who have become a big with a Idouble dose of Dave draw in the U.K. The other Eddnds, then-this album isa Rockpile song is &by Let’s must. Pluy House, a song once Doug Allen

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-TheArts I Friday, July 17,. 1981. Imprint 9

There must yet be some- thing of the omivorous plains apes from whom we are descended still in human blood. Some instinct that tells us our proper environment is

” the great veldts of Africa, where you could look off into the distance and see nothing for miles but miles. This is echoed in our western folklore and folksongs, and is a recognized part of almost every counter-culture. You can hear it in damn near every John Denver song.

We hate our cities. Look at the kids in Britain this last week- rebelling against God (certainly not Margaret Thatcher) knows what, not for economic or racial reasons- just for the sheer joy of destruction. The people who have been forced to live in the ghettos of big cities have been destroying them bit by bit for years.

Jump forward about twenty years.

You’re in the Escape from New York world now; Manhattan Island has been surrounded by a fifty-foot tall, three-foot thick concrete wall patrolled by armed guards, helicopters, and sophisti- cated computer technology. The bridges have been mined, boats will be blown out of the water, and the assumption is that no one is ever going to get off that island. A sort of giant Devil’s Island or Alcatraz. New York Maximum Security Prison is where the worst offenders of the United States are dumbed - presumably the most hellish environment available.

The condemned are offered the chance of cremation before they are forced to embark. The hero of the movie, “Snake” (Kurt Russell) doesn’t take that option.

All this, plus the idea of the basic loathing of the big city, especially a ghetto gone wild, is designed to make the

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York” a mediocre adventure audience feel that New York in 1997 is not a nice place.

HARD CUT to the control centreofNewYorkMaximum Security Prison, located ironically enough, on the Statue of Liberty Island. The top official (let’s call him the Warden, though the movie ’ never specifically does) named Hauk (Lee Van Cleef) is informed that there is a plane in trouble coming in off the Atlantic. A quarter of the developing plot is revealed at once.

The incoming jet is idsn- tified as “David 14”. Look at the code designation mere seconds before the jet goes down in the heart of Man- hattan - it’s Air-force One.

The President of the United States is in the middle of the most vicious jungle in the world, inhabited by the people most likely to hate his guts.

This is supposed to send the audience into paroxysms of horror and fear.

It doesn’t. ’ Hauk calls Snake to his

office and tells him what has happened. The same par- oxysms are supposed to shake him. They don’t (well, be fair- they didn’t on the audience either.)

In fact, Snake takes it rather calmly. And he doesn’t really want to take Hauk’s offer of a full pardon if Snake will kindly rescue the Chief Executive (in 22 hours, please- there’s a vital conference that they don’t want the President to miss. The U.S. is at war, you see. But we never see much evidence of this in the film).

Snake is particularly well

decides to take the job. Just to make sure he doesin

fact go in, Hauk has him injected with two small explosive capsules that will explode in 22 hours, severing the major arteries. Very certain death. Snake has to return to Liberty Island to have them neutralized.

President, has more misad- ventures, and brings him out, within five seconds of having his arteries severed.

We knew this-would hap- pen.

This does not make Snake feel very well disposed-toward Hauk.

Snake’s adventures in the city are very low-key,as is the rest of the movie. The man himself rarely speaks above a hoarse whisper,,and the only real chase scene is very tame indeed.

Snake goes in, experiences The only mildly interesting various misadventures, meets character is “Cabbie”, played Adrienne Barbeau who is sexy by Ernest Borgnine, a Yellow in a somewhat lackadaisical Cab driver who is still in way, eventually finds the operation (somehow), and he

Book isa cat - I once heard that if you drop scraggly-looking cats being

a cat upside-down ten times, strangled, hung, flung into then the cat will turn upside- fires, tied into knots, shot from down upon being dropped biplanes, etc. boring or at least with the proper orientation. It repetitious. will not surprise those who If so, you have not reckoned know me that one morning at with the depth of loathing that

qualified to give the stunt a three a.m. I took it upon try- he’s a veteran of two myself to test this theory. (It’s wars, an ex-member of the not true, by the way. Damncat Special Forces (i.e. Green lived.) So my tortured CO- Berets, etc.) and had the existence with a cat has been audacity to try and knock over brightened by The Official I Fort Knox (that’s why he’s Hate Cats Book. . here).

With a laconic“Wel1, Iguess You might think that a book I have to go in anyway”, he consisting only of cartoons of

true cat-haters have. (And forget not, inside every cat- lover there is a cat-hater just waiting to get out and dissect animals.) Skip Morrow is truly on of US. He has said, “For every cat lover there is at least one cat hater-perhaps two.”

Give a copy of this book to every cat-hater you know; it’s

himself is only there to be funny. He has only two or three scenes, each of them short.

The cinematography in this film is just fine. The sets are very well done, though noth- ing spectacular. The music approaches excellent - it appears John Carpenter (writer, and director of the film) had a personal hand in that and it does him credit. The acting and direction, overall, were very good. Char- acterization was brought off very well.

In fact, there is nothing very

bad, or very good about this film. No superlatives. It’s not that it’s dull per se; just very ordinary midsummer pap.

It’ll be a good television movie.

Escape from New York, is a very medicore thriller (science fiction!) is showing at the Odeon in Kitchener, and at the Parkway Drive-in, on Fairway Road in Kitchener.

eiradise

Try and see it at the Parkway- it’s warm-up act is Battle Beyond the Stars, a very silly re-make of Star Wais, and much better than New York. John W. Bast

h a . In fact, I want to try some of

these. If I can get a gorilla, an elephant, a pair of roller-

. the perfect Christmas gift. skates, and the five bucks to Give it to cat-lovers because buy my own copy of this they’ll enjoy it like watching an book.... auto accident. John McMullen

The Villains, the last Fed pub of this term, ended the term with a smash at the Waterloo Motor Inn about a thousand people at the pub. last Thursday. A ska-reggae group from the U.K., the really brought the house down. There were Photo by John W. Bast

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Peter Giovaicchini, M.D. MacMillan Publishing

Since 1955, the suicide rate among teenagers in the United States has tripled. Adolescent suicide is so common that almost every- one knows someone who has at least attempted suicide, whether or not you are aware of the attempt. Why is this? Why is the business of becoming an adult so difficult in our society?

The reasons are complex, and they form the basisof the book The Urge ‘to Die, by Peter Giovacchini - .a psychoanalyst at the Univer- sity ,of Illinois who is well- known for his work with adolescents.

“The ’ reasons adolescents take their own lives have their root in the strengths and the deficits incorporated during earliest childhood, in the nature of the society and the family in which they currently live, and in the conflicts and traumas they encounter in everyday life. In each case the person’s motivations, as well as the interplay of the previously mentioned factors, differ.” -

So Giovacchini spends the first 160 pages looking at adolescence: its function, its problems, the subworld it creates, and where people often go wrong. He examines the manifestations of adoles- ence, and sheds new light on

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One flaw: The appendix of Suicide Prevention and Crisis Intervention agencies is strictly for the United States.

Maybe because we hold so tightly to our ideals during adolescence. because we

religious cults. - piecemeal, instinctively, “Adolescence itself is . a unconsciously.”

anyone who talks about taking ,

Adolescents his life will not do SO.” And care, adolescence is the scene for tragedy. John McMullen

particularly precarious, p comparatively short trans- itional periodinwhichachildis News’ is prime&i&h expected to be transformed w . 0 0 -

have never been adults, and are pushed into that state without real preparation by time. It is not a matter or readiness: Surprise! You’re a grownup! i

In the face of this, many do not want to go on. They try to

stand still, remain where they are, and yell for help. They attempt suicide, and often they succeed. But many of them are truly ambivalent about the idea of dying.

(Giovacchini also points out that a person truly committed to dying will die; the book aims to help the others, the crying- out-for-help ones.)

And so he wrote the last two chapters.

While problems in dealing with adolesc-ence are deeply rooted and not to be quickly patched after reading a book, it is possible for the layman to detect the signs which lead to suicide. ‘We can see the loss of the final supporting post, and do something about it.

there are two causes, most common: separation and dis- illusionment. It is not sufficient to sum these up in a short newspaper article; all I can suggest is that you get a copy of the book, if you are interested, and read it.

Giovacchini’s style is clear and lucid, and ifsnappy prose sentences are ignored in the interest of clarity, there is no fault there. He illustrates liberally with case histories, showing why one adolescent committed suicide. He is trying to make adults understand.

This book is intended for “concerned adults” but anybody interested in what he or she has gone through (or is going through) will appreciate it. It has some interesting perspectives on the world - around us.

into an adult. By definition, it must be a period of constant change. Change, byitsnature,

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British humour is alive and well, and living disguised as a book (which happens to be disguised as a magazine) Not the Nine O’Clock News is the book (magazine) that por- trays British humour at is best, and worst.

The style. here is a near ’ parody of Eric Idle’s Rutland Dirty Weekend Book, and in fact, closely parallels, stan- dard Monty Python humour. Not goes so far as to spoof Python in a two page spread reviewing a movie titledL#e of Christ. To quote: “The film deals with the story of the rise of a humble carpenter’s son, one Jesus Christ, to fame and. greatness, but many people have seen in the film a thinly diguised and blasphemous attack on the life of Monty

Python. Python worshippers say that it sets out to ridicule by parody the actual members of Monty Python who even today, of course, are worship-

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with Jimmy Carter and the American hostages in Iran are antiquated. At times you have to strain to remember the event being satirized in order

ped and revered throughout the Western World!” The film

to understand what-is going 0.n. On the other hand, spoofs

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be born in WestonSuper- Overall, Not the Nine Mare at the same time as O’clock News is good light Cleese. entertainment. Since the

The rest of the book is filled pieces are short and seif- with short (nothing longer than two pages) pieces gibing

contained, you can skip the ’

everything from politics to famous faces.

Small items are the best em, es@ 9w?

works such as ads (“This page we*{ -1 has been left blank in order to &b4@b4s ’ &L& try and attract readers of the ***f bi I,-

?&e**sar items. Spot jokes such as the, ‘one on the cover are alsoquite effective: “Is the Shah really dead? See page 15” becomes “Cover story: YES” when one does indeed turn to pagir15.

Some of the longer pieces, particularly the interviews, tend to go nowhere and sub- sequently die. This could be due to discrepancies between North American and British colloquialisms. The book also offers the problem of’ being somewhat dated; it was pub- lished in 1980. Some of the jokes, such as those dealing

Problem this week Player One to fire and win in three moves.

ones that don’t particularly interest you and just read the more appealing parts without missing -anything. Modular layout makes the book perfect for startstop reading.

In other words, this is a good book to keep on the bedside table for dipping into before going to bed. Better yet, slip it into the magazine rack next to the toilet. (Andcleanout those back issues of The Last Fast.)

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J . ’ .-, Playofjps happening now! Campus Recreation playoffs are now in full swing. Men’s . 4

continuedfrom page 4 / allowed a free rein in this country,

gravy, those of us who dine out soon sex,will be allowed in the regularly know that KW res- motels and hotels of certain cities.

taurants specialize in pouring And before long it will creep into

gravy on everything. apartments and houses. Even- I could go on detailing and tually it will be our -friends and

exploding more of Ms. An- relatives, and not just actors, who drews’ complaints, but I think are having sexua! intercoursel the point has been made. Res- This nation cannot long endure

taurants do not clearly des- such a rotting of its moral tribe the food they provide pinciples without falling prey to

and a diner has the right to find 1 the inherent evils of porno-

out exactly what he will be graphy. The C.P.D.C.F.A.F.R.

eating. Further, a diner has the I.V.S. takes a strong stand right to specify what he wishes against sex in Canadian theatres.

*‘to receive and I cannot untier-‘- -- Down with the fascist imper-

stand why a waitress, would ialistic racist violent sex mongers!

j complain about such exact- Andrew Caple

ness. Would she prefer that ’ President,

patrons return their meals Canadian Peoples Defence

complaining that they didn’t Committee Front Against

know about the gravy? As for Fascist Racist Imperialist

Ms. Andrews’ comment that Violent Sexism

women are poor tippers I sug- gest that this is an experience w~e~scmget personal to her. In my exper- ience women tip for service

dut&butwhatif received and men for a you have cancer? phSant natUre. If WOInel’J did . To the editor: _ not tip Ms. Andrews I think we can all draw the appropriate

There are usually two sides

conclusion. to every story.

Alla; J&off I can’t speak from the point

English of view of a waitress, but I can relate my experiences as a

box (and it tastes like the box); underpaid 9 overworked competitive basketball, soccer and softball champions have

or ‘they have ordered tea only labourers. But why should been declared, but results were unavailable at press time..

to have a flustered waitress customers supplement your Still to be decided are the co-ed slow pitch title, July 18 at

bring them piss-warm dish- paycheda, especially if the Columbia Field (an all-day event) and the Engineering floor

water. service was poor? Ideally, the hockey championships at Seagram Stadium, to be played July. 20,21 and 22 from 5:45 to 10:45. i ’ Getting upset because you filthy rich corporation that

have to repeat what you say to pays you should give you what ~ Spectators are encouraged to attend both events.

- the customers? All 600 often I you deserve. (Yes, yes, I know have been waited upon by a that it isn’t like that, nor will it frail soft spoken mumbler who be unless someone takes ac- couldn’t raise her voice even if tion). ’ someone kicked her from But listen you, frustrated behind. waitresses out there. You are

Another institution that I not alone. There are many question is that of tipping. others in the same position as Many waitresses certainly do ..YO.k are,- or even worse Qff. _ not deserve it, yet people leave Why should your complaint behind mountains of change be singled out? Your problem merely because it is what is more obvious and perhaps everyone else does, or it is just more correctable than, say, the plain proper etiquette. To me, person who is developing a waitress should be tipped cancer from the materials that ONLY if the service was he/she uses at work. All you exceptional. A tip should be have to do is use the easy way looked upon as a reward for out and get drunk orstoned to excellent service. forget about your work. How

However, let me pause a does one forget or get away moment to stress a point. I am from the fact that they. have NOT saying that being a _. .__ . _ cancer“ What’s worse is that

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waitress is easy. I dislike very tew will recognize the ornery people too and I am not possibility that occupational saying that they do not health hazards exist. I frequent restaurants. They do. Andrews’ last words are And they do ask dumb useless particularly memorable. If no,. questions. Nor am I saying one ate out, it is likely that she that all waitresses are poor at and other complainers their jobs. However, dealing wouldn’t have a job. I myself directly with the public is part rarely ept out, but I thank her of their job. Waitresses are for her advice. From now on I expected to handle these will eat at home. people without even thinking Anna Lehir mean nasty thoughts. 3rd Year English

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’ sold, so dust off your leather shorts,) and be a part of the largest music industry event ’ in the country! Tickets are available in the Federation office, CC 235.

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TheConference will cover topics such as Orientation, running other special events and generally will, allow in- dividual groups to meet before the Fall term. Administrative officials will be invited to attend so that student organizers will know who to turn to with student problems; -

If you wishto attend this conference, or want to help organize it, please contact Cathy Whyte,,or Wim Simonis at th”e Federation office. The Conference will be held at the Phillip St. Co-op Residence. .

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