20 things to do in france
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twenty things to do in france as told by a curious mouseTRANSCRIPT
#1. Say “Bonjour!” to the first person you see
BONJOUR!
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#2. Let your hair grow long so you can fit in
HMMMM
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#3. Develop a smoking habit (the tobacco kind)
*cough**cough*
#4. Wear a beret and grow a curly mustache
tres bien!
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#5. Say something provocative (in french) to a stranger
SLAP!
#6. Enjoy a glass of absinthe and party with the green fairy
I swear to drrruuuunuk ii c-canholdd my boooozz
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#7. CAN CAN!
#8. Go to McDonald’s for a foreign taste of home. That is ONE TASTY BURGER!
one Royale with cheese!
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#9. When in doubt, pinky out!
automatic sophistication
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#10. Eat cheese and wine all day
BRRAAAAP!
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#11. Stay away from the smooth frenchman, but feel free to try on some stylish skinny jeans
ladies go crazy for this
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#12. Kiss someone, anyone in front of the Eiffel tower
any takers?
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#13. Stand inquisitively in front of a modern work of art. I believe it represents man’s inhumanity to man.
I like the use of color...its very...colorful
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#14. Use the term “derriere” in a serious conversation without laughing
HA!HA!
#15. Get someone to instruct you how to use a bidet through a demonstration
do i sit or.........eh?
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#16. Ask a hobo a question to see if having a french accent really does make anyone seem smarter
it IS true!
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#17. Celebrate the memory of Marie Antionette by taking part in a beheading
i don’t know about this
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ready?
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#18. Be an art snob and act unimpressed while standing in front of masterpieces
i’ve seen better
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#19. Pronounce all french words with an american accent on purpose
bon joreo revoirs
tress by-en
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#20 . Don’t forget about the people back home
i miss you too!
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