Every time you masturbate.. . God kills a kitten. Thoufihts?

, , ~ ~ t DO,,,O is so cute, he "That'd be like six kittens

wouldn't hurt a soul!" today." Cube Jam organizing com- Mary Carothers and Val

minee Maloney 2A health and 2A psychology

"It could be true, but there'd "Oh shit! That's terrible." be a lot of kittens dead in Stephanie Johnson Waterloo." 2A pre-optometry Fahd Sheikh, Adeel Haider and Ali Lodi 4A economics. 38 math and 3A

math

"Carry the two, plus three ... "Don't tell me Jesus didn't that's not so bad." do it." Tim Sargeant Kendra Ferris 4A biology 2A arts

65.Trccs tarelv\cem .~fterDotchdis- art~c;dyrar C : ~ C 26. Uangcrw,umng 66. G~vc.~rnunetarvg~ft 28. P:~gc me 67. T o h beans 29.Titanwdi~,utwh~~rnIhc\k) woulcl 68. Man use for rypewntcr hi1 on our head 69. The heads of Arts, Ihgpecnng 31.Candywrappcr and Math 32. Up a, a time tlrat Down 33. Foren<xms 1. H;west 34. Co~orattun'sdlrectors 2. hruculate wxh a shout 36. J:qzancse call to arms 3.Wherr ahc sells sea shclls 40.I.overa'\ccr~rrende~v~,us 4. Home of Thc Namo 43.Troprcal boar-lbc ungulate 5. Detimtcly nor a scncs of oral 47.Srncct~ndplea\anta,nc clcmilg 49. Rmdered drunk 6.Arch;uc\ccondpcr\~~ndpn,n~,un 52.Fmtclonrdshecp 7.Yargh 54. IIornc ufthc ~\ccord 8. Eswnudl iw l 55. 1 lomc o f the Klondrlk Y.M<,redextcrous 56. Thc custoihan has *he mmt

10. Ruman emperor 57.Crybahy 11. blotherchicken 58. Eastern end of the church 12,Trrltatc 59. Rmhdq sruts 13. Coslgn 60. kcstcnngflmd 19. Held dcar bl.li,n,ntoart~tllrliery currcndy hoht~ 21. Reddemngofthefacc ~ n g Degas 24.Hcncfic1q 62.'lhavela regular route 25. F~rstmrmrti of thcJcwsh ccdes, nrnoogL~i~iihs@tmpmt~~~\*\*a~c~I~~~~.ca

Feds-funded candidates fail to win ridings in municipal elections Kimberlv Mackhan and Mark Stratford

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chan~dfri,m$SOOt~,$150,:md~rw.rs oppmrrdac thitncctmg " lhadaakd about the n,cts~,famucucp~lclicui,n rampalgn and, based on r lw answer\ prwndrd, $500 rccmcd too h~gh," and "$350 IS ;ilx,ut Ill p cmt of a

modesrc.m~p,u~~~budgcrforcounol, 51, I i h d It 1, ;i f:urly :tppn,pn.m nurn1,er"

"If w e don't show serious

interest in municipal

politics, we'll never be taken

seriously." R o b e r t Ewaschuk

math co-op counc~llor

Thc ~nonc! foi rhis fundu~gwnris from the k d c prrsdrnt 'h cpeual prrqccfc fund.

T'nforrun.~rcl\. S h n ~ d l , , r c c c i ~ cd only 5.22perceni ofthrw,te\tnVihrii

So much for phoning it in

For the second time in two weeks, the courtesy phone in the SLC has been stolen right off the wall. This despicable two-time crime will no doubt inconvenience UW students needing to make local calls, such as empty-handed third year arts student Erin Lambert, who was shocked enough to exclaim, "I can't believe people do that!" Until the phone is replaced orfound,Turnkey Desk hasa phonethat peoplecan usefor emergencies. Anyone with information aboutthetheft isasked toanonymously contact campuspolice,ext. 4911.

City of Waterloo election aftermath A new mayor, numerous by-a-hair victories and other wacky developments Kourtney Short --

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I RENTSONCOLLEGE CANHELP!

Student rooms available for winter term 2004 includes; 5 minute walk to most campus build~ngs, small fam~l) setting, monthly College Semi Formal dinners, library services and study space, 19 meals per week, weekly cleaning, lounges (games, cableTV).

SPACESSTILLAVAILABLE BUTGOING FAST!

Contact the Residence Office at Renison College, University of Waterloojnewell@renison.uwaterlo orcall (519) 884-4404, ext. 610

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UW mathlbusiness tuition about to rise Deregulation hurts math/business students, act sci studcnts could be next Anne Faye FECIALTO~MPRINT

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Rusinc\ \ , \ < l m ~ n ~ \ t ~ ; i t ~ , > s ~ (U.U.I\.) \ tdrn ls dl liai r 1,,1~nri~rel-J631,000 111 illlt,Oll ti-.

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I+.R./\ 2nd 11\7 HXlath p m p m , LiW r rmrI~enra t~cs / l~us~~ic~spn~gmm, thcpuxB.U h ;mdscicnrcprog~-am, tlw admintstrnuon rqmon and ;d busmessd~plomapro~~zn~s.Onlythc pmvmcial gwcrntnnlt can prcrent \Vl,U's School ofRu\mc\s a n d E c o ~ nommcs (SRW frolnlo~n~ngtllel~stof I,usmc\\ F L ~ O ~ \ tlii~tcha~gc vmably iugh lull,,," fees.

The math/busme\s doul,lr dc- FCC prngrwn is a shared program through wwhh \tudents cnmllcd at 1JW and WI J i takcacmntnon scr of COLUSCS.

"The understanding 1s that they gct trrated thc same way," sa~d Alan G~urge , IJWs dean nfrnarh. "Tnevl t;ibly we w d have to change ou r fcc

smlcnlrc to rctlc~tthe same feestruc- ~urc:~,\X LIT 'lhlllaisau~orkm~~rugress butlN('di,uble-degc~ [st~~dcnt\]wdl cnd U P ~ay~nglughcr fees."

'JlxSB1:hns esvmudyconvrrtcd ihclrs~deofthcpn>gram~ntoasecr,nd entry propam where studcnts stnrf pqr~ngsstand:adfcc ~n tirrtycar and then pay ;i modcratcly lugl~cr fcc m scrond year. I .aunerhar ;rccummlatcd ~ $ 1 . 1 mfllwn deticif and the unlmr- sr! s a d tlur rhc increa\cr t l i t~~on 1%

nrcdcd to fac~hiaterhe successful op crauon of ~ h c program.

(;~urgc nimd that he 5polir w~th Scott ( i r w n , JranoEthcSBE, about the rlerepdatmn of thc bu\inc\s a&

"It is justifiable in my mind

to have additional fees."

-Alan George, UW dean of math

"The p r o g a r tnvolve\ managmg thcmtcracnon betweenmorcnstrar\' officc,"hcsa~d."Spcclill arraogcments liavc to be made to allow h e two trncrablcs to mcrh."

1 Ielxhcvcs that thr createa ssub- stdntial cmt on Ihc part of a LIW undcrgraduatr. "The studcnts who go tl~mugh that propam, thcy get twodcgrees," sa~dGeorgc.'Thevgt avc~go<,dand\pcc~dcredenhalthni prov~dca a top cla5s jcducatmn]."

(kxgi . bcheucs tha thhcr Eccs ,we

arcflcctmnof~he fact thtthcpn,rnn- cdgwernmentdoes notpmvldead- equ:rtc fimdmg. ''There 15 some rela- uomlup hetwrcn the credentml thal one rcccivcs and thc [better] job that one w d obr;un,"hc s a d " A unrbcr- s ~ t y f s f a c ~ d w - ~ t h t w o < , p m o n s Itcan c~therct~xrgelugl~erfic~ ;miim;unt;u~ ~tsqual~tyofeducattoo~,r~tcmlctthc

Do you know what Feds are doing with your student fees? Feds general office budget finally gcts approved

nwndcr of rhal ruppl! student fees "\Yhrn r-c put 11w ~ ~ ~ l l c , ~ r w ~ ~ r ~ i t ~ ~ ~ , t l ~ e t ~ r ~ ~ l>u\~ner\n~~.itl.r~tt in1.t

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rrsolu~xoo hrward a1 IIX nrrt cmncd r n c c t q uhlch wdlproh~h~t Trds i r , , rn~,u l i~ngthcbu~~-

UW lacking in bike safety Survey says UW cyclists are forgetting their helmets

Whoosh! Look at this safety-minded student go!

Yaacov lland SPECIAL TO IMPRINT

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BMO gifts Renison College $75,000 for new academic classroom John Baxter "Hhl(1 ha5 l x i n .rpart ufKrnirun's \urrr\\ on

S P E C I A L T O I M P R I N ~ ~ ~ ,I n w n I z ~ of fcom\," UKI A I U ~ ~ I ! "\h c wew

pleasccl top~mxlc fin:mcd\o i ~ c i \ hrrthcrcrent Kemson L<,lIege', < aprt,d r a m p n p , "W mkmg c<,nsrrurt~wr." 'lozcthcr - liu~lding O L U I~uture," ha\ ~ L N Rcm\r,n~rcurrctrtI~ t r ~ ~ r ~ g ~ ~ ~ e ~ ~ ~ ~ t ~ c i ~ t ~ ~ t ~ i c l ~

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From t h e desk of the news writers

Universities

'l'he lmernatmnal Student (mnat~tuincy Group at Simon Eraser University I S seek- mg rupport to incrra\c off ccmpus eniploy- ment In Rritlsh Columbia fromSFlI admfn- lstratmn and thcir studcnt srmety. - Apoupoimalesiudents ar RyersonLlm- vsrsiiyurerepistol-wl11p1>ccl ~nanatmcd rob her), un campus last 1:nti.q mcmlng.

Canada

could br Iughcr than $5.6 hilimn whcn tlrr final nunml,er\ are ~:dliecl ,at thr rnd of thli f iscrl gear.

- I ' n u ~ c h l m ~ ~ t c r l c ~ t ~ ~ ( : h r ~ i ~ i - ~ ~ ! ~ ~ ~ c ~ ~ r o ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ c ~ l LuucnUouchard rh;~~hcw~,nld.r~ciprruvcr- agltylf ; ldrarnlqonfY crfQuchccrrsvotcdm l;lvour oft!w drcct qucstlrm

hfr (kn:dn t ~ s turncd tu o group led bl Hongl~~~~~g-h:iiccll~u~~nc~~~n.in\'~ct~,r'l' I<. LI Em (3650 mxll~on ($485 m~llwn) o t new

ic~~ll~the1n~o~ierlr,~lr~~llcu1~~u~eI~~~~lnd tts cmergrnccfrwn bnniiruptcvpmrc~ta,rr.

International

A South Afr~can court conmctcd whm wprcmaast leader EugeneTerrcBlanche of terrorism for ordcnng bomb attacks beforc thc 1994dccnnn\ t h a t b r o u r h t m to thc hlacktnapnty.

Tens ofthousands ofSouth Koreanwork- ers downed nxA and walked off thc i<,b to

protest the government's hardhe labour pdtcy

Secrecy of Feds hurt us, and hurts them

'I he r i d \ ~ . u c < ~ r r \ r . IS rnppixd tu s c n i llx srudcnr\, $hilr mcmlct\ n h o Iwld olllmrtc ;mth<mn. rlrc ivdirar~cm. Curlcnl md p.i\r e\KL,l,,rs hmY n<,1 . , ' l ' < ~ ~ , d \ ~'nd us hy k c c l ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ r ~ f i , r t ~ ~ , ~ ~ ~ o r ~ ,nmv Irom p u l ~ l t ~ \ww.

I1w.r arc ut~iblc to iilrd <>ur uh .a o u r own

s t~dcnr~ovcmment i\clomg,ihin howulll we bc .&lc t<,pn,vde tnpul, (,lea\, and dmctmrr to ~~urrr~~rc\cntat~vcs,le~dersandoiirFedrrat~~~n. And how- wdl we lilani. ~ h c t h c r thcv, thc enccutl\eand thi~,c~ai~izao~,i~arcpcrf~,m~~ng

Fcd5 cxec mght argue that tnfol-maum i\ released urhcn rcqucwd, buth<wcanthc~nfor- m;io~,nwhosse\~stence~s~mlinown be requcwd mnd ~ f t h e ~ n h m n m o n a nor known ho*.~s (hot differmt than n vxrcr!

WMcPerlsarerequ~redioI,eepren;un d;escr of mhxn~ation concealed h e ~t undcr law, polmc\ u r lrr order to bettcr scme student\ -- ~

t l ~ ~ ~ r : ~ ~ ~ ~ a r c u m a u r , n r , \ ~ ~ h ~ , ~ c r r a m c t c d n r r e s \ \ h d d \oil be lustltird.

Th~sr le :~r t I~~ ,Epubl~cmfi , rm~iu~~n~s harrnlul to thc successful nprr;umn olFcd\.

Fmt,ki~t~ue I ' ~ d s e r e ~ ~ i t ~ v ~ s x r c ~ n thecurt-cnr \tudrnt lmdy, I ~ ~ ~ g c u r r c n r r n f ~ ~ r r n r n ~ u u ~ ~ i Imm them rnsurc5 thc~gi~c,rancc<,flcadir\ to come.

Sccr,nd,Fedscont~nuallyburrag;~~nsttl~cw:iU ~,f~l~siniercstrdc~,iaut~~cntr. timvcan~tudrnts Ihc,qn to a r e almut "ihnt" wlwh the! do not I,,,,,".. olmnt?

Thr~l,l~,y~nlr,nn~ng~~u~lent\,Frd\canc.rpr- tahzc o n i h a r talents. In trvmgtc tind soluuonr tnr ~ I K ~ d x ~ l l m ~ c ~ o f thr ,rg.mmmm, m, m c

\lirndd hcsorgousucdtobelirverhatng~~upr~f four former students ,KC murtcr, tnorc h o w l - dgcalde or tnorc crcmrc than a I~ i~dpof thuw

,L,,,,,L,,,<~,,,< l h ' l m l~l,,,l,,,,~' ,neg,>l,~l,~,n\, t t , ~ ~ c l l - W \ , , ,< r f , ,< \ \ <,ftI,< SI ( ~ ~ , > , * I ~ , L L < ~ O ~ C ~ > l

.tpimua.mil t l ~ \in cc~.tndl.icl,r,t.~cci,ont.ti~d~ 11, ~L,~,<,L,<,<~,, ,~V', , ,<>~~~ l ~ ~ ~ ~ l ~ ' l 7 r ~ m c ~ s

il~x,nl~r~n~~tc~n~ndiilti,.uaa~u~acrt~.~rior~r~-

c~lw,oldiirc~di a h d ~ ri,iiii \hop ~omcludc~n ~ I ~ ~ ( ; I O L L I ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I ~ O ~ ~ ~ . ~ C C , l i ~ d 9 ~ ~ i e ~ l ~ l ~ r l t s a ! ~ i Ihrl ~t a.i\ right iut c,,uncil to dccidi \X'h.tt har rlvmgcil lrom lail June. when the eirrulwe rqcmxl cssenttally thc i.mlcTm Hortons p ~ , - pm.d, wittior~t c\cn alcrung mrmIxr\ of chi. sludcnr populmon students' counrll o r even Ihr I k l s In,anl old~rccrurs?

Past cxcc sa) that thiy t a ~ d to get a Tim Ilortnn\ m (;n,und Zero but we only heard about~trecentl).

konncr vp mternnl MAe Kerngmn cotn

mentrd ~n thc Inpinl forum in July on early dcahngs with 1,ood Scn.~cc\ on'lim I lorton\. Frmncr 7~ ;~dmmistrmon aml finance (:hn\ i31Lullc commcntc<l on uwrl i*dh/ .o~ that he spol\ew~th F~x,dScr~1res1nMay20(12.Stuilents heard h o u r thcsc iittcmpts morc than .r ! c u

later When Ifignnl ni.a.7 ciiiror f i m hlickh.~o

w n m :rbi,ut b o d Setwcrs appn,achmg Feds w t h mnothrr 'I'm Iiurtons' proposal, currcnt wcepres~rlenl nrlrn~i~lan.iuot~.mdfin.m~cDa\~c Cappcr wm~ld nut gfvc hir a copy of ~ h c pro p o d Shi had tomstrad rccelvc the ilocumenr from J7,,,,d Strwce\ It W;L\ 01111 whm Ir,,pnn/

\luilint l v , d ~ ivc r knew of the pl-upos~l. I ~ t d s c ~ c c , ~ n d ~ ~ n ! r i r \ ~ t \ .id~ri~rilti.rrr,r\!i.td

rcncpttated tllc sgrcenrenton managemem of rhcSI~(21;rsrbfnrch.Somesect~onsoCtl~eagrer- mcnr t .~;rvoo~d hrxh Feds and I W but the),

\.ipayc,~rh;~c;~dcnlr~ toin.Thcrrp,~rrfronr rlic Fed\ Slructod liudgct I'nhlim\ (:r>mmtri.i rlarl) st,~~cs,"SturlrntsI~~vcl~cen unawareoillie pnhlcms oohcdnr rhts rcport hcc.a>xwc Ir.~vt nm rrportcd agmnt ou r hudgel " 'I'hl\ r c f m dl torhe bud#rt forthe sewlccs~dc,nomfor- matmn on thr husmi\\ hidgetr o r actual\ arc

pven.The> arenote~enpre\entedtorouncd,Ihe body to winch hdc) rcfcrs tu a\ "thr ludicst declsmn m a h g Imclyof Fids."

Th~sp~rtiall! changed in J u l ~ , \ ~ t i z n Capper fidfilled arts co-017 c,,unr~lkx Jcsbc Heher's rcqucst h t tigorcs <>fbus,nc+ rrriniic.

\Xhcn thl\ ~nfr rmmon aas rilcaxd, thr senous proldern 01 student fccs bcmg used I O

m b s ~ d ~ thc Fcd5 huunc\*r\ aa\ c i p o d , wh~cliprn"~prrd thr f i , rmat~ i~nof thecornm~t- tLC t<>,n,-'\u#,tc.

I adm~t ilkyare nm at /in,. Some ~ n f m n a tion I S pmvded cm rcquest .md s t ~ I c n t s arr ;rl l<,wcd~~~l~ur<,n\<,mi thng~.7'hcri harc h i m some I I ~ ~ I O V ~ I I I C I I I ~ ~ n ~ m . h c s ~n oprn- ncss that arc arrcdn tu ttiosc tca.

lh i c x c c u u r i ' ~ h ~ ~ ; i r ~ + n ~ ~ ~ l ~ n f ~ ~ m a t ~ ~ ~ n ~ ~ n l r h u ~ ts tlriJ'edsm tiwend ,~nd,m,,rcmipi,it.itirl), hmr\ thc i..ilur t h ~ t rtudcrw ricilnc fcx thilr ~~ll, l l l ' l lfl~ll\ .

-Ryan ChenWing

pres~dent The uwstudent.org Medm Corporat~on

Kind words from Maclean's, bad news for bookworms

Lauren S Breslin I M P R I N T ~ A F F

UW: our reputation precedes us

In the n.it~,n:il t.miung\, w h ~ h mcmurc all (hadinn u m r r u u r \ airam5t iach O I ~ L I . LiU

ExpressBooks put on hold

Thc UW Bookstore has announced that, come wnter, students wdlno longer be able to orderthe~r tcntbooksonlinc.'IhcExprcaaRooks serwce was simplytoo~neltic~ent and expcns~vc

Donor campaign a bloody good success

Honour your teacher

Weighing the pros and cons of a fat tax

Smnc pcoplc thmb so.

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from uhlch Thad been fishgandwr.as mnccd ofap~ck-mc-up. After hav~ng a +ht tcmpcr tantrum and rcnung m) frustrations m what 5cctned lohr nncndlessd;irkholc Iwas summoncd by a b n g h ~ II&I c m m d iiom my

ldr chu~cc, fight? hi^ boy was ~ n c x p ~ t ~ ~ c\ \Xcil,lAcanyitring piually\mrenr)

has Its ,,051u\ri blatantly horny , d l c lackcd .&

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tntrtnct d a n q d r o c a i e , "no

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unccrtwntv, but overcdrne ri1c cxcep uonal awkwardlncss of thc smaunn.

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'Thc cuntnbutor o f 'Yhd Save the Ta-pqcr"had sotnc \ cry stnmgfccl- <rigs on thc iffice 0 1 thi. gouernor g n r r d , allud~ng that ihc officr per- formed a mscarnagc of 11s dun, by cmb.irl~ngt~pon ~ t s recint rouv.

T Ii,wr\cr, T'd llkr n , inlii a closer I h k . r~rs t ~ ~ ~ : d l , r l ~ c l ~ ~ ~ ~ l ~ ~ t F ~ ~ r t l ~ e irip an \c l i tcm~~ne? by t11cdepott111~11toi formgnaft.urs-1 l i rk \c~l lenc) did not smpIyri.aI~ Inlo lhc "r,irpajcri mrmq ~ ~ ~ l " n n d g ~ a I ~ ~ u a c ~ l , ~ f c a s I ~ 1 0

q x n d w t h I x l - conwrr and qcs ts . Tliedepartmwt olfi,tc~gnafli?~r\di- r l d ~ d m a n drccpnhlc builgcrfimlm mp.Thc a\wmptlon ~h;irHrrTxcil- I rnq lust s p n t mwle\ on a u h m ~r

psi plam aroi7g. Tl~eor~~cli~la~med,"lishrroming

unnc~essnrlly cbpensn c to kcep thc m~,i~arcl~~cvr~ugc:i.rl~rr . ."If1 may

mterjcct, t c s c a r d ~ ~ h c Issue and you

wdl mvannhly 6nd that rhc cosi of malnt;umng,~ncricuuveprcudmt~n

a rcpul , l~ f:a outwrlgh\ rhr cost o f m~~inr .ur i~ngthc~~Fficeol t I~cp~vem~~~ general

Funhirmore, Mad;un Clarliaon \ h d d be cmmnendcd for keplng tI,roSficr~h,vep~~l~ucs.lnourparha- tncntuy sptcm,ifthe('nmn become\ involved m the pohucd arena rhus rcndermg ~t b~ased, t h ~ uthty o l thc (:rr,wn greatly &nwvshe\, - I.C. the ahlll t~ ofthc Cmw-n rr, rontlnuc .rs a n c o r r a l r r f e r ~ c ~ n r ~ ~ r m ~ n r n t ~ ~ c ~ ~ m

pronuseed. Thr ( h w n exjars fkr two

renwni: tirsrly, I x q d symlxd of Conadmnr bang unmd aboie poh ucs, ~ e n v n d ~ n g us tllat w h h r pul~tl- rallvdlv~dcd we \h:uc~a rhelmrhct- hor~~lrilr,urcotrntr~,.iiid\ccot~~lli to L S ~ ~ ~ W T<oy,~l I'icu~g,mve ( t h ~ h l q r,, Id<~cb lqqslatxm, dii\ol\r p;lrlla trrcn1,elc )ahctl n c r e w q r,, cnsul-e

(::u~.altans rcnmn unturn~cd ht 1,"- tenilally .~buslve Pnnlc hlim\lcnal power. In C:mda, II IS thc Crown doncmhchs~mnlnmi~,r~sli ~m(ie\ ;md defendsua T ~ , d w m s ~ i ~ ~ u u l i t ~ would Ilc nrx onl) ireawn, but nomimc.

Keepquie t !

G o o d Ole' J e s u s W e e k

dcr by two ladrcs, w h o p n x e e d d to asl.mc tu come to uut to Illclr Chns- tlan gn,up'sacttvfl~,snd to noufyme o f che ~~pmrmng Jesus Week. Not only &d I find tlus kind of rhmg m t r u s ~ ~ , but1 fouod~trspec>allyrude whcn I was ttyng to relar and was uthetw~scoccuped 1I:~vmgendurcd thrcc year5 o f h.rr~ssmcnr o\cr thl\ snrnc mbjcct, I Dprcd somi uf the groups mghr have rc:llizcd that ~f 1 a a n l ~ d n,re.dv~ Iwwgrrat li-sua\\as,

as thc r r l s put it- I woulci'vc iiimrccl

11 out by n o w Herc's lo hopng thai tlx\ is rend hv iumc of 1hc.c said g~nuqx, and that ~f the\ take nmc, plmsc ilon'l a& mr ~f T want n, find l esw .~,q.i.rrtl, hcmwc who, T clo . 1'1 talk to m1 Kocrcnd Slipt.d~vt

C a n a d a - A h u m a n rights leader?

hssumi~~grha tC,~nada ' \~ , \e rnmrnt ha\ rccogn~~ed thr occun-enci ofthc 191 5gc11~1adcofthcArmcn1ans secms keavely-loscal and\afcaiburnptmn to makc. (iilada rs recognlz~d as A

worldlcaderin hummrrghts, andhas stood alonc for many of these ~ u c \

char other cunntnes Imvc lprcfcrred nut ru commcnr on. F.lena Srclbng inadc thsassumpuonin heraruclcm lnsi wccks' wile o f In~,hnn/, m thc mtmducuun to hcr mtcniru- wnh ;aclanneC (:ana&an-Arn~im.ur film- mabcr .md d~rector, Atlm F.goyan. Thes~ilttuthr,frties~tunt~~,n~r,how- ever, ih;ir hlena wv mlrtalien. In ;a1 cfhm to prcwn c .I nculral ril.rnun- shfpxxhTurlq, thrC.madlanp;oh.~- tnwi has rurnml a hhnd zli I O 11115 l p ~ g ~ n h ~ m ~ r ~ m d s i ~ l l l ~ a ~ m , t l u m d

tr,muc,,2rgri~una, C;rerrr,Ruru.~,ancl 115 own Senate ~ n : r ~ r p t l n g lhc pl.ut1 2nd mnplc truth ' Ih i rtutti $ 5 hat m I915,tl~r Our,rri~~~T.rnplrc;irrcmpted t r ~ u t i out npri.r~lcilrt,iie<i,~vinn> mr rnd intcnnonrl blllilrg of n cmrc ommn rhc \rrninl.in\-mnrl.~t~g thciirii g c n ~ ~ c ~ d c o f t l ~ c 2 f l r h ~ ~ ~ ~ 1 u 1 ~ Oni .old x h.df mdr<rn Arnlw~iaw

wLrL Med h h t were march& out ~ntoadcacnwherc thcy \xrrelcfrtod~e ,fsrxv;ua,n.Tlie womcn were rapcd, ~hcclddren ~ o r t u r c d a n d m q Arn~r- mans wc r r burned rr, dcaih m c.rvcs, ,mlpIr I~rcnurcCl,ncuan Aunenmw.c i n Inconvcmcncc for Ihc cxpandlng Iluslm Ottoman hmplre. It IS t ~ m e f<rCannd:t ro~cu;~lt~lati~ts ~m%gc:r.r a humm rights l~ .~dcr , ,and for us 1 0

hcci,lne iduc,itcd im rlus m u c .md tlctnaid thai (..mida doer wlmi ia

r,gI,i. 'l'u lc2m "I,>*<, ,,g<><>'l \t2tI!ng p,,1r11 ~ n x u w . , ~ r m i n r a n - pnr,ude.ri~m, pnrtlrulatl\ the kc -

~~~~er~~lia\knlqi~i~u~~nssert~r,n.lalso

hi&) rerr>rnmnxl xtrching ,Atom I :gor;m'c a w d winrr~nglilm<,n rhli i\\"C," 21-ar;lt"

Lest W e Forget, b u t h a v e we a l readyforgot ten?

wherc on c a m p \ tu reflecl t h ~ past and the orivmt: inslcad thcre wa\ a

forgottcrr momcnrtllatpa\\cdb) ~usi hlii an! ~,rlicr rnonlrnt prior tu that one I ask m)srli who tcrok Lhc olne ro put h f i n s d e and honour thc mcn and wumrn wl~.hi, fouglrt for your frerdom? It secms ihar hO second\ i \

a Iut tc, ask fix tliisr dxv\. Pr,>plc s p m d \o nwrh lfmc thnrlmg alx,nr ~hcfi~tul-r,l~u~\ic~rrti,ii,rgc~ r h ~ j m t .

1 qucm,mtdmh\ Kzrnemlmmc~ Ua! wa\n't.~pr!,,rl! jatrhc unn erwv :md~,~~c~~er~r,i~rcs~x~r~~lcd~"~t'~pn,l,- ol,l\ h c i u s e ;iIr,t<,fpcoplewirc i a ~ t bmn In (:an.rtli,s,ilt docsn'tm:~trerio ~hcm." Well, unlcss you're from an- other plnilcr, dt somc plmlt In Ilmr wmcbodp Ioughr for th i frccdunr thdt VOLI prcsentlv inluy, no mnttcr what couniv y(,u:~re Trim As I u as T'm cmlcerned, look clown : ~ t the ground yuu s t , d on hrcause you'rc mandmg on (::rnad~an \OIL thus,^^ a11 haw someth~ng a, be thsnkfulfiir on Remcrnhi,u~cr Ihy. I~~iithermure, I am w l l q o, hei that most peopk havcrclatwe\ orancestor\ tharfou@~~ and&rdmnwar.'I'h:au~~tself~\wortl~ rerncmhcnng even ~ f ~ t was fivi gcn- erati~,n\:~gc,nnd\~<~uwercrr'tal~vc Su who arc WL to bhnic fix the l d i of rc \pc~t theun~ucrn~l ias f i , r tImu<ca- smn)

Vi'cll, that 1s what I dm'r know. Perhap nuh<,d) I S I < , lilrnrc hut our \ilvrs I thinl, that come\ duwn to ~n&ridu.tl \ alucs, m1,1,11.; and IIK cf- tuns thaL the) ~nalie

rAftsr.~\lmg ( m y fellow~tr~den~s, I rna\h.rjy>~ t o h c a ~ rh.~t , a Iew-p~<>k- x,rs \!<,p,,<<l ,heM I 'L~, ,~CS n1 I l:OO ,~ .m. h.nc i nioini.nt of stlcncc, :ilrhoigI~ \i,mi.drd nnl iC11kcl<rrr1gm mf<,tmi.d m i ll?.ir.i rcti~riw.c,hi.lda~ tlic Rcn~ron ('ih.ipi1 :ind n ma\\ at Sr. Ji.rc>lni'\.

continued on page 11

Remember remembrance

1mustsqthatT;lmmorerhnn;ippdle~l at thc showmg that most of the strl- dnrr5;ind fmlqat\Kr:';lrcrloogave this Remembrance Day It's not only b ~ d enough that a 5eimcd that ~lcnrly no- bGdy was sportlnga poppy, the long- \t.mdmg symbol of remembrance In Canada smce 1921, hut thc fact that

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arc ;ill IJ\Y'~n~dcnts- let's ll,wr pmlr io r tha~ and kt'\ j u \ t L v r m p ~ ; ~ ~ c .

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W h e t > ~r comes d<mn t o l t , i ic , nc n~,tl~;irc;itcsputis~h~l~lplo~~u~~iIr~\

to detennmc whatwc c.& T h c trcn,tgers \ufng hlclhn.ild's

c l am in thcx ion rl~.it thrv ale o~

h l c ~ o n n l ~ l ' r n l m i , ~ ~ ivct\ d.i\ h r t i i i )r.a\. This b c p so many ijucmoni. \ihx chd thi! c h w s e to e;lt ~ h i r ~ u)

o t t c l l ? ~ ; ~ , ~ ~ ~ i ~ ~ , ~ , ~ i ; M + I ~ ~ . I , r r ec t~ \ -~ rnarl,el~n$PcrI,:~p\. L:~cb<)fpi.rsonal n r ~ n n ~ m s l ~~r~derstan,l~ngiPn,l~;il,l\ ( ' o n r ~ n ~ c n c i , k m p t~ccs and arcfsv hhty? \ l m m r t r la~nly.

Llur15 McD<,ri.dds so lq I-espmv blr ror them wciglit p n h l c i r r ~ I ' A ~ chanrc.

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PRfMIERIiC IN THE NOVEMEBER 28 ISSUE Of IMPRIiI

Roberta Jamieson speaks to students Erin L. Gilmer IMPRINTSTAFF

infcnoi and ~nrrp;ll,Ic o f gmcrnmg lt,m,\el\,~s," SAKI ~>,T,,'\<,C,.

Slir w u t o n to . d d othrrAsrr,rrp- m r m i lhat i lvu ld he left hiliinil, rn

c l ~ ~ ~ l ~ t ~ ~ ~ ~ l ~ ~ f ~ ~ c t t k ~ ~ ~ r t r ~ ~ ~ ~ t e \ \ \ ~ t l ~ F m t \laui,n\arernrl-r Inl-t.sucr.iricundir t , ~ k l n p t t ~ r i t i l ~ ~ ~ l x ~gnored ,md tlrmgs can hc dim' t i n 111r 1,mitirofn:iurc pc,>p1c ,, ,tt,,>,,t rttc 2't~,d r<,nsenT ,,f t h ~ p w p l i t l i im\ i l r i \

'"l'tww ra\umption\ drmc decx- 5ionsrbcry d.ii," \hi wr l . "Thq roii-

nihuti. to thi~,b\~a\t\-eobuic~,fpr,wcr 11) thego i r rn~nen t . "

Kcccntl!, rhc L~hir;il g, \ .crnnicnt has bc in pu\hmq l h r i ~ hdls th.itdi:rl

The education oi aloneness

Susan Otten SPECIALTO IMPRINT

!oii s a d thim ci~ough tmcs , oft, <,if, ~ , f f ,~ , t s ,~ , r t ,~ , t r . . .

E \ < ~ ~ i , n c had Iru,qcmd off. .\nd h i n n tlrctir i i q \ v q f01 not Iookmg. k r i n rhc m c \ 111.u lm,l\id wcrin't hxAmg No~imc, one-nr,

Mnrs'i laresuan m1oriiw A s k 4 r h c ~ n e ~ m b l i .

'I'm f i c l ~ n q a i,ifcolr,ot," ihc i c p t ~ d h n d g ~ g l r d

Man flimcrcd .munil (mmlcs\ b k > t l ~ \ M n ) f<x a u - h ~ l c ,md t l ~ n , ,L\

wa, ~ n i r ~ ~ a b l c , dct,ntti.ii. xv\..tft~ng p~~n~\~~oi~wlirnn~ll~~.i\t.Uutmaylii

\he masn'i re,~ll! 2 m o t h m o r e hlie a i i h , d n f t q s l o w l ! <,ui o f themorn on rhc trdi . . . l'hi udra nuld crrr! ticr ;iwa!-, nii-a), ex ctytlhng ;may. 1)ipxr

"I'm feeling a bit off colour," she replied.

And giggled.

Roberta Jamieson,an advocateforaboriginal rightsandthefirst aboriginal woman t o earn a law degree, spoke at UW.

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.md llw (',mad~an g m c ~ w r ~ c ~ t . "01 ~ m ~ l ~ ~ t c ~ ~ ~ l l ~ . It ~ W I l x 2% ~ c l ; ~ ~ ~ m ~ h q ~ m w - l ~ ~ c l ~ C ; u ~ ; ~ ~ l ~ a n s f i r m l ~ rqrci cur

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Casserole from leftover cans

Tara Zachar~ah SPZL~~ IMPR~NT

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End-of-term casserole

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Alone: a night of confusion Continued from page 13

Job option for CS students

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them!!> her I~cocl,\tr.~ngesper~es

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The incredible Uncle Habib

HERAMB'S HAREM

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wai h s caurrd Ilappcncd when hc

p x u d 511th S( ) A c u m . S( ),\ - Sr,clrt! <,flZnuanc~

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Nolc i r , rr,dcr: impin?dr, i~ N U T e n d o r s r d o f i ~ < ~ n r ~ ~ r ~ ~ p t ~ < > r ~ 11 ihimtui. tlrni, !mprii/trcrpctth its k c ~ c a n reml crsthp and ,he \ nt,l n1c.m to C , I Y O ~ . L ~ L ~ uhr.dpr.at~ccs L' i . r l~a~~rCtut i~~ni~ua, wtli .i lnrl o tm\ matln;ali and tight .~m<,unti,ip:ij>r~ki~, nlni Ixplix~ingti, 1hr p"l'1W

Sustainability coffee house a hit

Musical talent entertained a friendly crowd at the UW Sustainability Project's Climate Change Coffeehouse.

Andrew Dilts - --

IMPRINT STAFF

mapr a r n t at r l ~ Homl,shclrcr I'oh last Tucsdsy night, hosnng mu\md ;act& h r m cr 1tlO;mcridics m support oftlle LlVISP'~('ltm,~tsCh;mng~Edu c a t ~ m and Rwarcnuss Campaign.

Thc stuilcnt run mtx.mrc bcgan earl~crrluslenn,forusesonrini~~~zl~le

incriy, inciqy cftic~incy and sustain-

aide t~ ,m~por ta~wii . 'TIK (.an;idlnn gmcrntnent helped the mmnpn~go mo\egrratd~\~anristr~~~~~d~~riq~,al~

I~ypr~,ndngawindfall~Sxsb~s~;lnce: Q2i.000 in fundmg fix thc pn,jict. I'artl! o~ce lc l~ r .~ t t t l~~sn~~~, r rd ,andpan l~ t<>l,r,,,g>7c,,r,,lu\,< , * I ,4cb<,n%,gcfi>r .,11r,,ril~~,).tllcCl,nl'iti.c.1,mig~.~<ltt'(.

Celia (Jennifer Scullion) and Oliver (Greg Carere) share a moment in UW Drama's As You Like It.

UW Drama plays the Bard Bianca Tong

-- - IMPRINTSTAFF (K~~s;ilin~.mdJcmferScuhon((:rl~a)

as rlwvcvolmd throurh thx romantic

honv proxed to l x 't w d c r f ~ ~ l Iht. lrr licadlming acts \\?re noth~nx

short o r i n w i n g Iliad turnmg >,,- i d \ h~ghhghtcd the scr ~ , f young

wi~nilmk~i~ilart Llim f.alc\, to the en- ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ c ~ ~ t ~ ~ t r l ~ c ~ o r a p ~ c m ~ l l e I!tcr,wd. Rl.ory <,t t h ~ 100-plu\ in atrendanci

rlenrtl~,~ti~,,~ii.wr,ul~i lem rurlulrhr) h r d thi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~filled rrolr.

TIheJomN~ght Rc~wlar\,ahxal .~cr fc,nncrlyk~a,wnn~tl~cTeisnHi~ffiiian U;ind, c;mc on sccond-rdn\t, I~ut prrwtd ~hern\chw to h i 5icond to none. U'rrh 1 I d t m a n I~ellmg out ~ m p : ~ s ~ o n c d vocals wliile tablng the lead <,n,gtl~ar,rhc~<,up'\ wund was accc~m.irrd hy n nca add~tion I < , lhc troupe- a v~dituar.'l'hi wund b a s

a wclcomc a d d ~ t ~ o n t h ~ t , whin bkndcdumh the ralcnts uf the olher

fzvour by gracing u.r with its powrr- housc uf talent

\Ylulr t h e r ~ ~ ~ w d ~ v . r i l i i l i l f i ~ r w e l l we? thrcr iiours of gredl enrirt.lln mmt, thcrcwas noduubt nn~~llenr,r mi,u\ i wi,iindc<plv~nro rhc f.~hnrof t l r i~- icw J1sunI lmmi~nd, l l \ X \tu

Self-conscious

Pilate Caught by the Window MapleMuslcRec~rdlngs

W'ithallthr cumpallsons to Ixmdshkc Kadlohead (prc-OK Computer),

, played the hard work of 14 LIW stu- nm&styctc tFccweset :~~~a~edf i , r 1 Sam Roberts, ;lot Hot HCZL and dents.lispeudynntablc\x~:~ihcgrear good muvcmcnt, though there wcri btong@imprint.uwaterIoo.ca Matthcw G w d o r l c halicxpects

urn', that actor\' hacks wiri LO the audlencc. Piayersheldtlrc~rc~wnw~th aricn&;u~hngacrpcUa<,fcanon-csqtlc

dcnt and aw\tant co-urdn~ito~ ofthr camn~p.ngn,w~s a\ d;d,Ie ioir: ,mmi~~t

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als,, u w ~ g l t l ~ roffic h,nl\i.] .~i nn

cnre~tnnln?nl-fi,ru\iclic#~~?llri~riltrlrc

c;imp.ugn.lCs.r!ll,,rc w l ~ ~ l e d ~ ~ t r x b r ~ ~ lion <,f mf~,rm.ttion rlx,r#t cl1m:ltc change."

lodccd, bc~wccn . im Hamn,mi w.t\ to bc found on\tagc :cqurn!ngLn- ~i l -m~mcnr \ . i n ~ r ~ p s to tlrc 100+lu\ cntenmneca, rcrnmding thcm of r l ~ ticid ti, hc .in.irc of lhoa rlungr\ to tlwr ~nil~ndual lncs c m :iffcct the pl.nnc~wc all hi e oil

All in all, rlrc c\.cnmgw;lr o great succi.<,, hi,thmix,~mlly ,andm ~ticrc;l\ mgcnmwmmentnl .w;irmis at 1 KYi. \Xec;munhhc,pi rlmtheLTU'SPwlI contmue to be as acuvc and as tntcr-

lamng,arcs,orci fortheLTvl'strdcnl bod5 f& many y c a n to comc.

I ,ormurr mfunn;ltlon o n putung ihr tim. rmcl~matc ch.rngc i~ghrliew at Lr'',chrcl. outthc campn!gn'\\i'cb \niatcl~n~atcch:ii~qe.uuatcrlou.ca,~~r

C-ITIB!~ p r o p c~-m&iiator\ '1'0Ixn Pvcnt or J,isurr TI ,~mmond at cce:ic~ijll\iilt~llOO Cd.

c:~\yt<,diagnoscPd;<tcwthcopycanl\ sy~~dn,mmus.?i,makemattersw~,r~e, P~la~e,wh,,~dll,ent theRombslielter u~~N~~vcmhcr21,hasbccnmonopr1-

Pilate tosre h l e p l u ~ t ~ ~ p h l e s m , ~ t m n l r ~ i ~ ~ n ~ l ~lem.tndc~,mpcns~or~n t r x hl\ halt,>f thc contract. Nonilhele\s, Pllate 1s a

d<,wn-t<,~r:irtli b a n d Thcy h , ~ \ c eaocd theirrrcogruuun and have d i vcloped alqal fan-base;llongtt>cwvay.

Yc~, thcy~cc~,ntnbumgt~, r +nrc uf m u x alre~dy exhausted of on# naliry, bur thcy tnanagc tto do 50 rn a v q t h a t bleedsthe~rr,an tlavourmth scater depth mil d~mens~on rhan manyofthilrmore cxpcninccd coun- terperts,assccn on t~acl~s l~kr"D~m' t Wastc Your Urcatlr," and "Cohde." Thtrlm'tyour ~yp~adn,ckhande~thct: onP~late's Wcbs~te,Chrk sa~d that he "h;d n, unlcarn a lor ofwhat [hc] was

mtncdt~,donaas~ngcr"hycmbracmg lusfonnal mus~caltralnfngat Unlvcr~

a~yof\K'c~tcmOntano. HE poqmnnr wrnmgahhues arecv&ntm thtlmcr notc~~~ftl~ealh~mmIcatlct,wherelync~ sclccted from rhc collect~on of songs scrm to dlustrarc the strcanl of con- \cloucncs\ that connrct thc wngs

The tltle of rhc 1.P suggests the clnsw accnanc of hung caugh~ m ;I

sulfronstions act that ~sbothrcveal- mg m d potentdy ctnbarrarsing. 1'1l:~tc has heencsughi In an awk\\;anl mommt in thur musir~l CPTCCT: rhe) arcmalungmusic thcy ;ucpa\sa,natc about, hul the sleckpackage that rc-

striiins and restrict\ musical niovr~ mcnt stops thenr imm Imng a truly p~atband. Lkc Punt~us 1'rl;~tcthq are Imsy kicpingtl~emsclrc~~mtnaculatc, b u t w h a t t h ~ ~ need~\nl~l tofgnt ,nht of I h o d un thcir hnnds to sp~cc up ahat IS, csscnmd), a good dburn.

lnierweavmg to round off the wcd- I~mng arrtlme wrh thar s m l c "Toto dingscenc. Your I Ildeout," a track so fla~vlwlc\s ~n

A Irgllt and airy stuq &out thc ~tsradmfncndly sens~bhucs,thatone mnl\mdrnhulauon\oflovc,rhcplay would atmhutc thclr muucnl i l n p w d appeal to many l'lie UW Ilramn ncinngsuccess to thcwmnmghrmu performanc~ flowed tog~thrr qwte Ia\<,ithrirpl-edicesa~,rs. n d y ~>i.rth only opemng mght litters Cczsgiitlj) tiii.lyin~lo~t~~ssusp~c~ously tt~marnnothcmsca~ell-cr.~ftcdpn,- .rh~mtncrv and ndy. hngrr Todd ducuon.Scr~r ton~ght and tumormw (:l:irk'\ vwrr cmcrgc-5 from thc al nightatrhr'l'heatreoftl~c Artstn the bumi rryst~l fremeamrk as though MoticmL~ngu;~gesbudding~ Genrr.il babbling un the edge of a Unt-pop

Josh Chong, speck4 to Imprint

Monica Brown -TO I M P R E

In n ~ m y mw, ~t wa$ 1wt a r ~ p 1 . u C T ' , I , , l ~ for p',tmn\ Ot Y,,,ed<,<,'\ ntrie\t n~g l~r r l~d~. t l reS i r r l~g l i t . j adc~ l I~pqtcrs &il ln L O I I L C I ~ I W C . ~ ~ C ~ T ,

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hers , ~ g , u m c . ~ luddiq~ ,>i n m m d x dccix : i id m , o d I~::hln~ng

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mmnal \X cdw\da i ~m$t .it the h r - hght w,lr ir.mifmnicd !mi, whai h.ii I~iri,mca~~egjil~l~~~j~!,~r,oii~~~t~o~~ l o r < i k U i n n r l q b.i~i .dpcnrc-binil i iq~~i~,t~- tct-'4 s,,l,d \'t f k a wl<l-<,ul 4,<,\x-

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~ ~ ~ - r h c - u : d l acrm\ North Amencn.

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There ain't nothing weak about it

Not just another skinny guy with a guitar - really

Aftc rop~i lmgw~th "1'a:iinl forttleElksT~xlge I nrl (:aU,"

th r lhmd comm.mdcd the nu- ritenrc thnmgh thc 1ir:atfclt ball,xls and unforgeltablc mclr,d~cs OF R~mnitruiimi Jilt,, znd I , , ~pr<'k'c,,<x k f f <2#d

L m , v q , m , l m~l! tmonxnt:tt~ly r r . i ~ i ~ t c d t l w r C I I ~ K A ~ ~ - , ~ C - clmncd dchut , ~ l l n ~ m , I~~~Ihw, ti,n.nd tlir cnd u t t l r szi

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John Mayer: blues prodigy and overall sensitive fella.

Mcat Lmf . Thc band did a good lob these arc borh increihblhie bongs that of\upplgingaomr nixscsa acoun te r only benefited fromhcmgplaycdhvc. pomt tu the smoolh vo~nls . IJnt?,rtunatciy the whole set wasn't

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N < n i i n h c t 7 .md 8 , tlir 171~11'5 hi- b~rhail 1c.m g<,r olt to ., 2-0 sratt apunct the York 1.m1s and thc 1,aurentt;un \royageur\ ' 1 ' 1 ~ \vm\ ,~gucntYork (87-71)and I.aurinnln (75-60)wcrr hlghhghtcd hy anobcr- ,111 strong tenm effort. Thew wms were cyxcrally ~mportmraftcra dlr- appmntfng fourth placc fin~sh s t the annual hornecomtng Naimuth tOLLl"'alllTllt.

The Na~\mlth , 1t1 thc p a r , I d xlwavs been n hugctrmmph for the Wnrnors. However, come champ>- unship Sunday, whcn they had no h q e s of capturmg thc tltlc, head c,,nrhTom Kmwrtrer had ad~lTer- ctit;ippn,;rch.

"Wr wcrc pl;iyingYurb,mSun dx\," s a d coach R~csiietter. "We had :m nttirude of wmtmg rn w ~ n thc ~ m x , hut morc ~mpurtantly, wewanted tocr,meout ofthcawmi know~ngwhat we had ro rh, to hcat thcm the followmg wcck."

'l'hc\X'arrmr\ opened lhc 2003- 200.1 games nn November 7 wflh a game agamst rhi Y,rk I tons, who had b e a ~ m thcm a wcckcarhcr. O n e lkcyd~ftrrenrewa\ tirat Couch K , I ~

pwnt gii;~nl, Brvtn N~clrol u ~ ~ ~ l d not be .ivatlnl,le i o r rhegan~c, 2,s Iw was scrwng a suspcns~on from an

elhnwmg ~nrideot from last war. IOcswittcr \\auld n r r d w m r u w tn 5tcp up fn hiadi'irncc and lic got $1

~n the form uf 111s nwn fle\h and blood. Scci,nd-yenrs\\rsngnan,M;irr luciwrtrcr, c a n ~ e ~ , f f t h r b c ~ ~ c l ~ a r ~ d l>rc,~,gl,t l,fc to the \K",cc,<,L, t l ~ tin~shcd untl 14 poinrs o n 11/14 \1,<,nt,ng.

" l t f i l r ~ r c r r , " ~ . n d Matt "Tlclp- In# t,,rnnlrlborc 1 0 lhi rc.int'\u~n , I IUR>S k c l s g n d \ \ ~ t l > N ~ t - l ~ i xnut ]pl,,\!ng<#n h ' i ' t , , I l,.,'l,, ~ t , ' , nc t~ t,, l,I,,, ,, I,ttlr ,,,,,K:,ncl I l , K < I I < , t a !I,\ rol(. "

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.ichc\ ir,"\.ial~o.ich I&\wctt<r "I l i c.m I,aliIc w~t l i the I,lgqi\t g n i s 111 chi. country. 1 l i g ~ c \ L I ~ ti,ngh:hnc\\, rrlcntlcssness; things rwu ncid to be soc~essful."

Also contr~butmgoff thc bench was Andrcw Coatsworth, who pro- v~dcil sevcn prnnta and f h r re bounds. I.rke his hur , Andrcu's gamc Ir growmg and hls role of prrw~dmg dcfcnsme qu~ckncss In slde, as well as the penmctcr, IS

becommngincreasingly valuable. The Warnors scnnngwas spread

out with tivc players reachingdou- hle figures. Mke Sovran led t11c tcam with 15points,whilcDaveMur1Mey and Matt Kicswettcr chipped ~nwlth 14 points The leading scorer for York wasBratlislavMisov~cw~th 16

Warriors' guard Bryan Nichol lines up a free-throw at the Nover

pomts. Theneit nfght, thc\Va~'arnor\wcre

hopmg that t h c ~ r strongpla) would carry over agamht Laurcntmn. Two thing\ djrl carry ovcr; the Warriors strong team play and the perform- ance of hfikc Sovran. Sovran again led thcwavw~th 15pomt\and seven rebounds, whde gomg 3/6 from beyond the three-pomtal-=.The dc- cismn to dew Sovran to shoot by thcLaurenuancoaches proved to be a qucstmnahlc dccmon to say the leabt.

The Warrmrs entcrcd thc half w t h a mne pmnr lead desprte 20 first half polnts from Laurrnnan pomt guard, J m JeCFerwn.

"We had to stick w ~ t h honest dcfcnsc,"ms~stcd coach K~eswetter. we hclicved hc couldnot contmue to shoot like that throughout thc bccond half."

Thc Warriors successfully con- tained Jcfferwn through the re- mamder of the gamc and saw their lead expand wfth a 14-2run to start the half. The Warriors pulled away

nber 7 game against York Lions, which UW won 75-60.

from Laurenrian and the gamc was over nnlv mnutcs mto the second half. T h e Warriors dommatcd 1,aurcntran rns~de wtth a 38-24 rr- boundmng edge. Michael Davis led the way w ~ t h eight rebounds, fol- lowed by Sovran with seven, and commgoffthe bench,MdiMdidrag had six. Top scorers for thc Warm ors aercMunklcy and Sovran w ~ t h 15 n piccc, whilc M~chael Davis chpped ~n w t h 11. Jefferson of 1.aurentmn led all scorers wlth 25.

After one weekend, the Wardor

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"We want to make ~t to thc na- t~onal champ~onships,"ffieswettcr s ad . Only tfmcwilltell~f this goal will become reahty. l'hcy will not have to w u t long however, as thc Warriors travel t o Toronto thls weekend to face Rperson and the Untversq ofToronto. Thcy return homeNovember26 to faceBrock.

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A different kind of icing

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t inr le~ gnnic\,butrlui~~r~rk~ngtlr~ngs a lhttle too rar A k t iirc.idcs ufgre~t huckc) (2nd ,iinuch-apprcaatcdI.rck orfre\h pn,ilucc), therc W I I soon l,e .nsles md rusks of fm,d\tuffs ;at onr of (:.m;id.b's most recogn~~alJr and stoned lm~ldinga. Turonto's Maple Lc.dGarrlens wdl soon be a p c c r y store; sold off to the Ihghest b~ddrr rvl>~hwa\,m this ca\c,C.rnad~an food cha>ngiantT.ol>law\.'l'c,accrhcGar-

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Canlget aclean-up o n ualc four, p l e a d

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;~gzun Thcncu I n l , la rv~\u~~ir \ t~~rcnt (brlit<,n;md(,hu?cl~ won't I r com plctcl), vod orhncbcv hl\tory, as pa- trim\ should cxprct to see n Is:& mernorshhn tor^ in thc mall sur- n , u n ~ d ~ c g r o c e r y s t ~ ~ r e . A l s ~ ~ , p l n n s are In ~heworhs tucrmtcncornmemo- mnve wall (or x,n~cll~lngdr~ngthose hncr), to celebrate the hentagcof thc bu~ldmg.

O ~ c ~ ~ u r ~ c , l d r ~ u b r ~ t ~ ~ ~ i l l beeasy to shrmk seven drcadcs of mcmunes ontu :m wcrs~zed mur.~l.

Hul the cnmmcmcmrt~vc u,,dl w I I lubt bc hstor), mmgw mcrnonc\ of I h e ~ ~ m i \ w h i n p n ~ sports\i.eresrpn- r ~ t c from the corpor;itc\xurld. O n ~ e Lubl.~as mo\cs ~n to the (;ardcns, ' I ' o c o ~ ~ o N ~ ~ ~ ~ ~huuld hc prepared to looL elxwherc fix them hr~ckc) h s - tur!. At lcast they w.im't I h r to I o d i chcwhcri. fur thclr Chcez Wlw.

Women's v-ball serves two wins

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Women'svolleyball notch wins against unlikely opponents

'l 'hi wr,mcn3s volleyball team reconled IWO n c a m r r thls past wcckcnd aganst Ottawa and I akrhead 'I'hr wins ~mproved tlicro>trnll record 102-3. In this still young season the \Tarrlnri

hxur equallcd t h r ~ r wm total ofthe past two seawna combmcd. t v e n

morc rrnpri-ssive, lhc Warriors wcrc facmgan undefcatcd Ottaw-a ream 'l'hc t c m ~ showcd resillenre, corning back to win 3 sets to one, after droppmga clmc first set 20- 25. Agaimt T.akhmd, thc Warrl- ors won m strmght \ r t \ w~thrcla- tlVL ca\c.

O n Satunln!-, Noremhcr 15 at 1:00 p . m , t h ~ tc;m hosts t h c ~ r rir;ds,l.aur~er (3-2)

Women's hockey drops a pair

Thewomcn'\ hotkcy t r a r had a tuugk wcrhtnd, facmgoff.+ymt wu tup t ~ n CIS mnled Icatnh.

On F n d w tlic tcanl tacccl the sec,,nd-rsnbidV:~c\~t> Illucs. The rcao? lost2-0,lm ~ f l ~ w r r i n u t f i , r rhc srcllargoalteiirl~ngr,LBcthan~ Stuart, thr scorewould ha\elAiIv hccnmuchwuisc. Thcgo:d~ewa\ shelled with 45 ahors, 23 ofthose

comlngmthefirstpenod. Watcrloo thought that tlicy hadscored,on the power play, hut the goal WAS c;illcd lrack by thc rcfcrcc. The Warrlora had some other chanccs In thc scc- ond pcrwd, uhere the). rontrollcd mosl of thc p l q , but were not ahlc to beat the oppo\it~on's goahc.

O n Sunday the Warnors hostrd thcirnr:dr, the m t h ranked 1.auricr. The puck was s~mply not bounctng th i Warnors' way and they Imt 2-1. Go,~ltendrr, AILXIS Hubcr, was able tu kccp the game c lox w t h nrmy sarc\ commg froln close rangc. 1 ;auner ccnred midwry through the \ccundon thepowerplay, rr, tnkc thc lead \Y1atcrluo thought thsl thcv had tted the gatn' but, hkr ~n the Toronto game, the g o d war called back.

\Y'atcrloo contmued to pre\s and a hemtiful tlc-tac-toe passmg play lcd to n I,reahawav goal by Juhe Scmali.. I .aurier scnrcd thcgoahead goal w t h three mloutr\ rcrnalnmg I" thcg;mc. hven after pullmg thur goalie, thr\Varnurs were notable 10

nct thccrluahz?r. Thts meelend thc V(/:~rnors host

Q u ~ r n ' ? .md h o c k XI Ihe Iccficld\, Prlday and Saturday night. Hotb games Are slated for 7.30 p.m.

Unimpressive record does not show team's improvement

The\ p s t ww"kmd the men'\ I~,,cley t e r n facid taw CIS nnhtrl rrmmr. O n Wrdnesday thc \Y .mxm vcrcrdgcd6-3 b) thrRn,chB:dgcr\ O n Saturdayaftirnoun tt~rrenm fxrecl rhr York I.mn\. \V;itcrloo was with our four reguhrs,a\ thiywcrcaway

with thc soccer team at the natton- als.

The Warnor- cnmc \ rry closc to winning a,q:unst thc Y C ~ ) t t q h q h t h ranlicdYork. Unfortunatch, thcy lost 3-2, marhlng rhcu s ~ ~ t h loss of th i srason. Spicml hncups played a hugc rolc for the Warnors, ns they lkilled s~xpcnnltres ,md 110th thclr goals c,mw wflh thr marl ail- vantagc,wh KwmHurleyand (;sty Huszar~ k each m m n g on?. 11 goal cotning;ilm~,st~mdwag ln thc third ~pcnud ended up h r q thc game- wmncrturYorl, TlwV'arnut~wcrc only ablc to put rhrrc shots <m nct, rnahng ~t t n u g h ~ r to get the t ) ~ n g go;d. York ended up outshootmg \Y'alcrluu 37-19,

Although thr tcain has n rom- bmrdreconl o i l 6 andun m r r t ~ m e In\\, thlr 1s an ~rnprov~ng huckcy team thatpr<,\rdes, ,pp<,ncnt\ur~th ~compeuuvccdgc, somct hmg thcy wercnot ahlc ti,dr~l;rstscasnn.lnst nlght the team phvcd Launer. Re- ~ult\wcrcnotava~l:~l~leatprcs\ umc.

Cross country team place seventh in nationals

T h ~ s past weeLtnd, thc cross ronnlry tranl curnpete<l In thc CIS Chnrnpl<,n\hq~,~~~Nii\x HI-unswicli. The team cappcd.~grcnt season by f i i u ~ h ~ ~ ~ g s ~ ~ m t l ~ ICI lhc t o ~ m n m ~ n t .

A\ ;I ribrllt ,,f t lwr grwt pcr fnrnmnci\ rhough,,ut the viar, Kr~stfeT I m r y :indlLhke I oguewere n.uncd .\ll-(:;un;ul~an\. Thc) fin- i \ h d fonrtrenth and lvr~lfth O ~ ~ C T -

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Warriors endure up-and-down weekend Adam McGuire IMPRINTSTAFF

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wcqhl, thcX'anx,ri alw tccclvrd o n

<, I> , ,,,us l>,,,,\t lr<>nl <,"L 0 1 1lwr ,ct- w,m< L ,>iirlh pal-ri,-c.i~~lun,Amanila h~eiavllcr ri-tt~nad t ~ ~ ~ l ~ i l ~ ~ ~ e ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ i f r i r .r tm,t ~nlur) h.aI a~iclmcd hcr i o ~ .dnw\r t h ~ ~ n t m lpriwavin md her > n ~ l ~ ~ i c t \ t ~ t \ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ c b ~ ~ t c I < K ~ ~ ~ - L I I U I C C t l ic\X .irnrm t~~;ici,mm.~ncl~ng?il I' h.ilitmc Irad. a\ ihc \tmqv\yhlcrlr,,, dclcnsr a . rs .ihk ti, render h e 7 ' r h ~ ~ r i e ~ ~ s l ~ c ~ ~ t ~ , c L ~ > < , ~ , - ' ~ l ~ \ \

The \ccond h:dt i o u mow of thc S d l l V , '5% t h ~ \Y:111101.S ~OiltlllllCd to nl.muL~cluri ofleme ihk kccpmg lhurpnonl~espwrl) h~rrsidi,nm,p pyg tltc L.~ons 111 rhnr tr;icb\. A\ the \L'.mur~crmunuid oh ah Yo, k l n tlic dcfenrwr end, rhp \Y atcriw cconng bm,rge sprarhc:rdid l g T<lecuwier cununucd unthoui a n e n n g . By thc fume the final buzzcr mundcd, thc \X"m~ors wcrc ahlc 10 hold Yorl, to a pnlq28.6 Reid-gogoalpercentgi..Thc Warr~ors cla~rned vrctoty, rcglscnng the 56-40 wm.

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UW's Julie Devenny has a drive halted by a foul call during Waterloo's 87-54 loss on Saturday.

Nedved torn between two countries Rangers sniper lost to Czech Republic, forgotten by Canada

TOP CORNER HOCKEY

f r m x andhc lid ihcNewYorkRang- ir\ w ~ l h 27 gods last season.

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T<anya,hul Pelr Nedbcd. TIIS p n r t i c q ~ t ~ , ~ ~ r r thc 1994 01-

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