27 reasons you know you're a dog owner

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A.. . DOG OWNER REASONS 27 FlipFlop Dogs The Alternative to Kenneling and Dog Franchise

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Dog owners alike experience daily humors that non-dog owners would not appreciate nor understand. Dogs are our best friend and life would not be the same without the shedding, slobber and an occasional ‘refinishing’ of chew marks on the furniture. They lighten the mood when its tense and can read your emotions when all you need is a partner by your side. To all of the ups and downs, dog owners go through much of the same experiences. Leading into…You Know You're a Dog Owner When...

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Page 1: 27 Reasons You Know You're A Dog Owner

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A...

DOG OWNER

REASONS27

FlipFlop DogsThe Alternative to Kenneling

and Dog Franchise

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1. You take a bite out of your dinner and you get dog hairin your mouth, but continue eating.

2. You instinctively react when you hear a doorbell on theTV because you know your dogs will start barking.

3. When rain is in the forecast, you know that mud andsmelly wet dogs are in your future.

4. You have more pictures of your dog than your friends and family on your phone.

5. You always have someone to talk about your day with, and they listen intently.

6. You’re instantly happier when you walk into your houseto a wagging tail and an excited dog.

7. You know what it’s like to be outside at 6am, 9:30pm,and whenever else your dog has to use the bathroom.

You Know You're A Dog OwnerWhen..

FlipFlop Dogs Franchise

The Alternative to Kenneling

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8. You have children gates…without the children.

9. Your car windows are never clean, or arecleaned only with dog slobber.

10. You and your dog have a secret language,such as knowing exactly what to do when yousay “do your business” while standing in a grassfield.

11. You go for walks in the rain, snow and wind soyour dog can receive their daily exercise.

12. You have an Instagram account for your dogand it has more followers than you’ll ever have.

13. You consider your dog’s comfort level when looking for a new car.

14. Your parents refer to your dog as the“grandkid”.

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The Alternative to Kenneling

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15. You plan your social activities around your dog. “No happy hour tonight, promised Shadow we were going for a run.”

16. You feel more comfortable talking about yourdog than yourself.

17. You’re happier than most people you know.(Dog owners usually are.)

18. Your recent search history is looking for placesthat are “dog friendly”.

19. You have more nicknames for your dog thanyour significant other.

20. You spend a big chunk of your day thinkingabout what your dog is doing at home.

21. You stop everything you are doing when youstart to hear the “pre-barfing”, coughing noises.

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The Alternative to Kenneling

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22. You get your dog groomed more often thanyou get your hair cut.

23. Trying to teach your dog a new trick hasbecome your favorite pastime.

24. You realize that sitting on command may bethe only trick they know, but you show them offeither way.

25. Your holiday card usually contains a pictureof your dog, who may or may not be dressedup for the occasion.

26. Your plans for Saturday consist of takingyour dog for a run, going to the dog park andgoing shopping with your dog.

27. You know for a fact you have the best dogthere is.

FlipFlop Dogs Franchise

The Alternative to Kenneling

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FlipFlop Dogs is the alternative to kenneling. Rather thanhaving your dog stay on a cold concrete floor, your dog willvacation in the home of one of our loving CompanionFamilies. We alleviate the stress of going away by picking upyour dog at your home to take them to the CompanionFamily’s home, and drop them off at your home after youarrive. 

The Companion Family is background checked, and homeinspected before a paw steps in their doorway. OurCompanion Families do not work, or do not work outside thehome (providing 24/7 care and attention). We match yourdog with a Companion Family that fits their daily needs andwill maintain their routine down to a tee. We always have anemergency and back-up plan if anything were to happen. AtFlipFlop Dogs, we feel it is time for dogs to finally get thevacation they’ve been dreaming of, what is your dog’s dreamvacation?

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http://www.FlipFlopDogs.com

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