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Episode 01 - Kung Fu Day Care.txtTRANSCRIPT
100:00:00,675 --> 00:00:03,609♪ Hear the legendsof the Kung Fu Panda ♪
200:00:03,611 --> 00:00:07,046[scatting]
300:00:07,048 --> 00:00:08,514♪ Raised ina noodle shop ♪
400:00:08,516 --> 00:00:10,516♪ Never seekingglory or fame ♪
500:00:10,518 --> 00:00:11,851♪ He climbedthe mountaintop ♪
600:00:11,853 --> 00:00:13,953♪ And earnedthe Dragon Warrior name ♪
700:00:13,955 --> 00:00:15,388Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
800:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,089♪ Kung Fu Panda
900:00:17,091 --> 00:00:19,859[scatting]
1000:00:19,861 --> 00:00:23,062♪ Master Shifu sawthe warrior blossom ♪
1100:00:23,064 --> 00:00:25,164♪ And master the skills
12
00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:26,866♪ Of bodacious and awesome
1300:00:26,868 --> 00:00:28,534♪ Kung Fu Panda
1400:00:28,536 --> 00:00:30,603[scatting]
1500:00:30,605 --> 00:00:33,873♪ He lives and he trainsand he fights ♪
1600:00:33,875 --> 00:00:35,341♪ With the Furious Five
1700:00:35,343 --> 00:00:36,676♪ Protect the valleysomething something ♪
1800:00:36,678 --> 00:00:39,512♪ Somethingsomething alive ♪
1900:00:39,514 --> 00:00:43,082♪ Kung Fu Panda
2000:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,884♪ Legends of Awesomeness
2100:00:44,886 --> 00:00:46,420Sweet!
2300:01:00,367 --> 00:01:01,500Ha!
2400:01:01,502 --> 00:01:02,768Ha.
25
00:01:02,770 --> 00:01:08,274[Grunts]
2600:01:08,276 --> 00:01:11,143Ya!
2700:01:11,145 --> 00:01:12,478[Catches breath]
2800:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,914Po, we... Po?
2900:01:14,916 --> 00:01:16,115[Grunting]
3000:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,784I can't hold on...
3100:01:18,786 --> 00:01:20,453Much longer.
3200:01:20,455 --> 00:01:24,256Help!
3300:01:24,258 --> 00:01:28,594Look down, Po.
3400:01:28,596 --> 00:01:29,862Oh.[Laughs]
3500:01:29,864 --> 00:01:31,664- [Grunts]- Come on.
3600:01:31,666 --> 00:01:33,265We can eat whenwe get to the top.
37
00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:34,300Really?
3800:01:34,302 --> 00:01:38,537[Grunts]
3900:01:38,539 --> 00:01:40,139- [Laughter]- [Gasps]
4000:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,207Whoa!
4100:01:41,209 --> 00:01:44,944Watch where you're...
4200:01:44,946 --> 00:01:46,278[Grunts]Lunch?
4300:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,279Crocs.
4400:01:47,281 --> 00:01:48,581For lunch?
4500:01:48,583 --> 00:01:54,086[Laughs]
4600:01:54,088 --> 00:01:56,255[Catches breath]
4700:01:56,257 --> 00:01:57,490Ha.[Breathes heavily]
4800:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,492We... got you.
49
00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:00,760Nuh-uh.
5000:02:00,762 --> 00:02:01,761Yuh-huh.
5100:02:01,763 --> 00:02:02,928Nuh-uh.
5200:02:02,930 --> 00:02:04,730- Yuh-huh!- Nuh-uh!
5300:02:04,732 --> 00:02:06,432- Yuh...- Nuh-uh.
5400:02:06,434 --> 00:02:08,501[Crocs groan]
5500:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,236Aw, that's just...
5600:02:10,238 --> 00:02:12,371You know, why didn'tyou guys tell me they...
5700:02:12,373 --> 00:02:14,540W-would it kill youto just, I don't know.
5800:02:14,542 --> 00:02:15,641You know, like a heads up?
5900:02:15,643 --> 00:02:16,976I couldn't think ofthe right words.
6000:02:16,978 --> 00:02:19,879How about, um,
I don't know, maybe...
6100:02:19,881 --> 00:02:21,447[Screams]
6200:02:21,449 --> 00:02:22,948Do you know these guys?
6300:02:22,950 --> 00:02:23,983Sure.
6400:02:23,985 --> 00:02:25,951Uh, see, we're buddies.[Laughs]
6500:02:25,953 --> 00:02:28,020They're holding mefor ram-som.
6600:02:28,022 --> 00:02:29,822- Huh?- It's "ransom."
6700:02:29,824 --> 00:02:32,825We're holding you for ransom.
6800:02:32,827 --> 00:02:36,095Oof![Crash]
6900:02:36,097 --> 00:02:38,798Get the kid!
7000:02:38,800 --> 00:02:39,799Yah![Smack]
7100:02:39,801 --> 00:02:41,934Whee!
7200:02:41,936 --> 00:02:45,337[Gasps]
7300:02:45,339 --> 00:02:47,139[Grunts]
7400:02:47,141 --> 00:02:49,475Ya!
7500:02:49,477 --> 00:02:51,010[Grunting]
7600:02:51,012 --> 00:02:52,078[Laughs]
7700:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,547[Crash][Laughs]
7800:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,916Hiya!
7900:02:56,918 --> 00:02:58,584[Grunting]
8000:02:58,586 --> 00:03:00,886Ya!
8100:03:00,888 --> 00:03:02,955Oof!
8200:03:02,957 --> 00:03:04,123[Smash]
8300:03:04,125 --> 00:03:05,624[Groans]
8400:03:05,626 --> 00:03:07,026
Yay!
8500:03:07,028 --> 00:03:08,327This isn't over!
8600:03:08,329 --> 00:03:10,029- [Screams]- Um...
8700:03:10,031 --> 00:03:11,230Guy.
8800:03:11,232 --> 00:03:13,799[Screams]
8900:03:13,801 --> 00:03:15,701Are you okay, little guy?
9000:03:15,703 --> 00:03:17,970[Laughs]
9100:03:17,972 --> 00:03:19,705Whoa, back off.
9200:03:19,707 --> 00:03:21,707I don't do hugging.
9300:03:21,709 --> 00:03:24,243I like you.
9400:03:24,245 --> 00:03:26,145No, you don't.
9500:03:26,147 --> 00:03:29,048Uh, I'm Po,and this is Tigress.
9600:03:29,050 --> 00:03:30,349Are you sure
it isn't me you like?
9700:03:30,351 --> 00:03:31,784'Cause usually kids are...
9800:03:31,786 --> 00:03:33,619Hi, Tigess.I'm Zan.
9900:03:33,621 --> 00:03:34,620Do you like beans?
10000:03:34,622 --> 00:03:35,888I can tie a knot!
10100:03:35,890 --> 00:03:37,523Not a big fan of the kids?
10200:03:37,525 --> 00:03:40,826They're a necessary stepin the development of adults.
10300:03:40,828 --> 00:03:45,197So... no?
10400:03:45,199 --> 00:03:47,533[Laughs]
10500:03:47,535 --> 00:03:49,468[Giggles]
10600:03:49,470 --> 00:03:50,803Ah![Metal scrapes]
10700:03:50,805 --> 00:03:52,204Not that!
10800:03:52,206 --> 00:03:53,572
Oh, oh, I broke that once.
10900:03:53,574 --> 00:03:55,941- Ah!- [Laughs]
11000:03:55,943 --> 00:03:57,643[Crash]
11100:03:57,645 --> 00:04:00,246Apparently, the crocs capturedhim, but the boy escaped.
11200:04:00,248 --> 00:04:02,581[Metal bangs]Hey!
11300:04:02,583 --> 00:04:06,285- W-whoa.- [Laughs]
11400:04:06,287 --> 00:04:08,988- [Clay smashes]- Ah!
11500:04:08,990 --> 00:04:10,022[Crash]
11600:04:10,024 --> 00:04:12,057[Laughs]
11700:04:12,059 --> 00:04:14,527Zan, can youtell us where you live?
11800:04:14,529 --> 00:04:17,696In the blue house bythe big rock or maybe green!
11900:04:17,698 --> 00:04:19,665
Thanks for clearing that up.
12000:04:19,667 --> 00:04:22,701Crane, Viper, I want youto find Zan's parents.
12100:04:22,703 --> 00:04:23,936Search high and low.
12200:04:23,938 --> 00:04:25,037Dibs on high.
12300:04:25,039 --> 00:04:26,605I always get stuck with low.
12400:04:26,607 --> 00:04:27,706Well, you know, 'cause uh,
12500:04:27,708 --> 00:04:28,974I have wings and allso I can...
12600:04:28,976 --> 00:04:30,910Just find his parents.
12700:04:30,912 --> 00:04:34,914Both: Yes, master Shifu.
12800:04:34,916 --> 00:04:36,949I can count to 50!
12900:04:36,951 --> 00:04:38,384What's your favorite color?
13000:04:38,386 --> 00:04:43,088Mine is orangewith black stripes!
13100:04:43,090 --> 00:04:44,356
[Giggles]
13200:04:44,358 --> 00:04:47,726Well, obviously Zan has takena shine to you, Tigress.
13300:04:47,728 --> 00:04:49,361You can look after him.
13400:04:49,363 --> 00:04:50,362What?
13500:04:50,364 --> 00:04:52,331Whee!
13600:04:52,333 --> 00:04:56,402Master Shifu,I respectfully request that... no!
13700:04:56,404 --> 00:04:57,670Calm down, Tigress.
13800:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,738It's not that Idon't like kids but uh...
13900:04:59,740 --> 00:05:00,806Yes, it is.
14000:05:00,808 --> 00:05:01,874Okay, yes it is.
14100:05:01,876 --> 00:05:02,875You can't do this to me.
14200:05:02,877 --> 00:05:04,376Master Tigress,
14300:05:04,378 --> 00:05:07,313
this is a young child who'sbeen separated from his parents.
14400:05:07,315 --> 00:05:08,981He's in a strange place.
14500:05:08,983 --> 00:05:11,984You know howfrightening that can be.
14600:05:11,986 --> 00:05:15,120[Lightning cracks]
14700:05:15,122 --> 00:05:17,056[Lightning cracks]
14800:05:24,231 --> 00:05:25,631Zan likes you.
14900:05:25,633 --> 00:05:28,133That's the only thing he hasto hold onto right now.
15000:05:28,135 --> 00:05:29,835So you will take care of him
15100:05:29,837 --> 00:05:33,239and you will at least pretendto be happy about it.
15200:05:33,241 --> 00:05:35,908Am I clear?
15300:05:35,910 --> 00:05:37,710[Sighs]Yes, master Shifu.
15400:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,545Of course.
15500:05:39,547 --> 00:05:42,915[Giggles]
15600:05:42,917 --> 00:05:45,117I am happy abouttaking care of you.
15700:05:47,654 --> 00:05:49,588Yay!
15800:05:56,463 --> 00:05:59,932[Squeals]
15900:05:59,934 --> 00:06:02,468[Giggles]
16000:06:02,470 --> 00:06:03,802Keep an eye on her, Po.
16100:06:03,804 --> 00:06:06,038She doesn't have muchexperience with children.
16200:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,040Can do.
16300:06:08,042 --> 00:06:10,009See, I know how kids think.
16400:06:10,011 --> 00:06:12,344'Cause you've gotthe mind of a child.
16500:06:12,346 --> 00:06:14,280Exactly.
16600:06:24,391 --> 00:06:26,759[Sighs]
16700:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,961So uh, [Laughs],Zan?
16800:06:28,963 --> 00:06:29,962Wanna play?
16900:06:29,964 --> 00:06:31,030Yeah!
17000:06:31,032 --> 00:06:32,765Well, go ahead.
17100:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,667I wanna play with you.
17200:06:34,669 --> 00:06:36,502Uh, no.
17300:06:36,504 --> 00:06:37,770Go on, play with him.
17400:06:37,772 --> 00:06:38,871I don't know how.
17500:06:38,873 --> 00:06:40,572What's to know?
17600:06:40,574 --> 00:06:44,310Zan?
17700:06:44,312 --> 00:06:46,946[Giggles]
17800:06:46,948 --> 00:06:47,947Ha ha!
17900:06:47,949 --> 00:06:50,582
[Giggles]
18000:06:50,584 --> 00:06:51,583See?
18100:06:51,585 --> 00:06:52,885Just that easy.
18200:06:52,887 --> 00:06:54,386And that's playing?
18300:06:54,388 --> 00:06:56,288Yes.
18400:06:56,290 --> 00:06:57,323All right then.
18500:06:57,325 --> 00:06:58,390Zan, let's play.
18600:06:58,392 --> 00:07:00,326Yay, Tigess!
18700:07:04,130 --> 00:07:07,299Now you come over.
18800:07:07,301 --> 00:07:09,234[Deadpan]Ha ha.
18900:07:14,474 --> 00:07:20,473[Grunting]
19000:07:25,552 --> 00:07:26,552Hey there.
19100:07:26,554 --> 00:07:27,786Are you checking up on me?
19200:07:27,788 --> 00:07:28,787[Chuckles]No.
19300:07:28,789 --> 00:07:31,657No, no, no, n... yeah, sort of.
19400:07:31,659 --> 00:07:32,891Where's...[Screams]
19500:07:32,893 --> 00:07:35,394[Giggles]
19600:07:35,396 --> 00:07:37,096Tigress!
19700:07:37,098 --> 00:07:38,197What?
19800:07:38,199 --> 00:07:39,565I didn't tie himto the pointy side.
19900:07:39,567 --> 00:07:42,301Ahh, ah, oh.
20000:07:42,303 --> 00:07:44,203Aw.
20100:07:44,205 --> 00:07:45,204Aah![Smash]
20200:07:45,206 --> 00:07:47,573Whoa![Crash]
20300:07:47,575 --> 00:07:50,642
Ah![Fire ignites]
20400:07:50,644 --> 00:07:54,480Ow.[Sizzles]
20500:07:54,482 --> 00:07:57,116Again, again, again!
20600:07:57,118 --> 00:08:00,252Tigress, you can'tjust tie Zan up.
20700:08:00,254 --> 00:08:01,253Why not?
20800:08:01,255 --> 00:08:02,654I fed him, I watered him,
20900:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,523and he is dressedappropriately for the weather.
21000:08:04,525 --> 00:08:05,758He has everything he needs.
21100:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,393No, he doesn't.
21200:08:07,395 --> 00:08:10,229Kids need, you know,hugs and stuff.
21300:08:10,231 --> 00:08:11,230Why?
21400:08:11,232 --> 00:08:12,264Because otherwise,they grow up
21500:08:12,266 --> 00:08:14,299to be cold andunfeeling and they...
21600:08:14,301 --> 00:08:19,171Uh, you didn't get a lot of hugswhen you were a kid, did you?
21700:08:19,173 --> 00:08:20,806Hugs are for the weak.
21800:08:20,808 --> 00:08:23,809I nestled in the warm embraceof kung fu training.
21900:08:23,811 --> 00:08:26,145Yeah.[Chuckles]
22000:08:26,147 --> 00:08:30,516Okay, then why don't you tryembracing Zan in some training?
22100:08:30,518 --> 00:08:32,985Zan, do you knowanything about kung fu?
22200:08:32,987 --> 00:08:36,055Mama boils it with rice.
22300:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,757This is ridiculous.He doesn't even know what it is.
22400:08:38,759 --> 00:08:40,259So?Come on.
22500:08:40,261 --> 00:08:41,393
Give it a try.
22600:08:41,395 --> 00:08:42,928[Sighs]Fine.
22700:08:42,930 --> 00:08:44,530Watch me.
22800:08:44,532 --> 00:08:46,965We'll startwith a basic stance.
22900:08:46,967 --> 00:08:47,966- Ha!- Ow!
23000:08:47,968 --> 00:08:49,234[Crash]Ooh.
23100:08:49,236 --> 00:08:50,235Oops.
23200:08:50,237 --> 00:08:51,937I accept your oops.
23300:08:51,939 --> 00:08:54,606Now, you try it.
23400:08:54,608 --> 00:08:56,909Wa... aah!
23500:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,677No.
23600:08:58,679 --> 00:09:01,080Ha... whoa!
237
00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,749[Sighs]No.
23800:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,551Ha!
23900:09:05,553 --> 00:09:07,586[Groans]He's hopeless.
24000:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,421I like kung fu!
24100:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,056- No, he's four.- I like kung fu!
24200:09:11,058 --> 00:09:13,325You haveto have some patience.
24300:09:13,327 --> 00:09:15,994I like kung fu!
24400:09:15,996 --> 00:09:17,996- [Crunch]- Ooh, agh!
24500:09:17,998 --> 00:09:19,932Patience.
24600:09:28,741 --> 00:09:31,310Want Tigess'aput me to bed.
24700:09:31,312 --> 00:09:34,213All right,good night.
248
00:09:34,215 --> 00:09:35,481D... oh, wait.
24900:09:35,483 --> 00:09:36,748Wait, I don't know how to...
25000:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,884Where do you learnto do stuff with kids anyway?
25100:09:38,886 --> 00:09:40,986You don't have to learn it.
25200:09:40,988 --> 00:09:43,455You just have to feel it.
25300:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,424But I don't feel anything.
25400:09:45,426 --> 00:09:48,327Then fake it if you have toand put him to bed.
25500:09:48,329 --> 00:09:49,895It's not firework science.
25600:09:49,897 --> 00:09:51,830Night, Zan.
25700:09:58,304 --> 00:10:00,239That's your bed.
25800:10:05,145 --> 00:10:07,079[Sighs]
25900:10:15,788 --> 00:10:17,089Okay, good night.
26000:10:17,091 --> 00:10:18,957
Tell me a story.
26100:10:18,959 --> 00:10:21,593Uh,I don't know any stories.
26200:10:21,595 --> 00:10:23,829Make one up.
26300:10:23,831 --> 00:10:25,464[Sighs]
26400:10:25,466 --> 00:10:28,433Uh, okay, so a person...
26500:10:28,435 --> 00:10:30,269Boy or girl?
26600:10:30,271 --> 00:10:32,404I don't know, uh, a boy.
26700:10:32,406 --> 00:10:35,340He walked to a place
26800:10:35,342 --> 00:10:40,112and he went in and hebought some... some lumber.
26900:10:40,114 --> 00:10:44,283And, you know, maybehe built... a thing.
27000:10:44,285 --> 00:10:46,018[Yawns]
27100:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,186A boat?
27200:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,154
Fine, he built a boat,the end.
27300:10:49,156 --> 00:10:52,591A magical boatthat sails in the sky.
27400:10:52,593 --> 00:10:54,026Boats can't do that.
27500:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,395Why would you want meto tell you lies?
27600:10:56,397 --> 00:10:59,998'Cause it's a story.
27700:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,800Night, mama.
27800:11:01,802 --> 00:11:04,803I'm not your...
27900:11:15,582 --> 00:11:17,516Shh, he's right in here.
28000:11:17,518 --> 00:11:18,817Smash and grab.
28100:11:21,854 --> 00:11:23,855Shh.
28200:11:29,896 --> 00:11:31,597[Whispering]Hey there, Zanny.
28300:11:31,599 --> 00:11:34,166How you doing?
284
00:11:34,168 --> 00:11:36,568Sleepy, Mr. crocodile.
28500:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,136Gotta get moving, kid.
28600:11:38,138 --> 00:11:39,471Upsy-Daisy.
28700:11:39,473 --> 00:11:40,973[Yawns]
28800:11:40,975 --> 00:11:42,474- Were we gonna...- Shh!
28900:11:42,476 --> 00:11:44,076He's sleeping.
29000:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,144Don't wake him up.
29100:11:46,146 --> 00:11:47,613Were we gonnaleave a note or...
29200:11:47,615 --> 00:11:49,715No, you idiot,we're not ransoming him
29300:11:49,717 --> 00:11:50,983from the Furious Five.
29400:11:50,985 --> 00:11:53,385We're ransoming himfrom his parents.
29500:11:53,387 --> 00:11:54,987How muchyou asking for him?
29600:11:54,989 --> 00:11:56,588[Chuckles]A lot.
29700:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,458Man, this kid istotally worth... gah!
29800:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,592All right, Fung...
29900:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,660Shh.
30000:12:01,662 --> 00:12:03,328Quiet, don't wake him.
30100:12:03,330 --> 00:12:05,631[Grumbles]
30200:12:05,633 --> 00:12:08,066[Whispering]Oh, sorry.
30300:12:08,068 --> 00:12:09,368All right, Fung.
30400:12:09,370 --> 00:12:12,971Time to feel the thunder.
30500:12:12,973 --> 00:12:15,907[Whispered grunt]
30600:12:18,077 --> 00:12:20,312[Whispering] We broughtsome thunder of our own.
30700:12:20,314 --> 00:12:25,083
Waa!
30800:12:25,085 --> 00:12:27,119Ya!
30900:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,621[Muffled battle cries]
31000:12:29,623 --> 00:12:30,622Ow!
31100:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,391[Grunts]
31200:12:32,393 --> 00:12:33,892Oof!
31300:12:33,894 --> 00:12:36,695Ooh!
31400:12:36,697 --> 00:12:38,030Yah!, wah!
31500:12:38,032 --> 00:12:40,499Ooh!
31600:12:40,501 --> 00:12:42,000Ya!
31700:12:42,002 --> 00:12:43,101Ow!
31800:12:43,103 --> 00:12:44,269Ah!
31900:12:44,271 --> 00:12:45,304[Bowls jingle]
320
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,439[Gasps]
32100:12:47,441 --> 00:12:48,440Oof!
32200:12:48,442 --> 00:12:49,441Ah!
32300:12:49,443 --> 00:12:52,110Ooh!
32400:12:52,112 --> 00:12:54,780[Grunts]
32500:12:54,782 --> 00:12:56,181Hiya!
32600:12:56,183 --> 00:13:00,152[Mumbles]
32700:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,219Shakabooey!
32800:13:01,221 --> 00:13:03,021Ow.
32900:13:03,023 --> 00:13:04,256Ooh!
33000:13:04,258 --> 00:13:05,357[Crash][Bowls jingle]
33100:13:05,359 --> 00:13:06,892Retreat.
33200:13:06,894 --> 00:13:08,293Retreat!
33300:13:08,295 --> 00:13:12,164[Muffled screams]
33400:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,465Hi, Tigess.
33500:13:13,467 --> 00:13:14,900'S goin' on?
33600:13:14,902 --> 00:13:16,535Nothing, Zan.
33700:13:16,537 --> 00:13:18,303I had a funny dream.
33800:13:18,305 --> 00:13:20,305Was it about crocodiles?
33900:13:20,307 --> 00:13:23,041Nah, the crocky-dileswere really here.
34000:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,476Didn't you see 'em?
34100:13:24,478 --> 00:13:29,214My dream was talking cloudstaught the houses how to fly.
34200:13:29,216 --> 00:13:32,117Okay, good night.
34300:13:32,119 --> 00:13:37,089Good night, Zan.
34400:13:37,091 --> 00:13:39,157Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
34500:13:39,159 --> 00:13:40,992- Ooh, ooh!- Okay.
34600:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,327- We've had a little setback.- Ooh, ooh!
34700:13:42,329 --> 00:13:44,596But whatever doesn'tkill us makes us stronger.
34800:13:44,598 --> 00:13:46,131- Fung!- And the... aw.
34900:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,165What is it?
35000:13:47,167 --> 00:13:50,535Uh, maybe we'reno good at this?
35100:13:50,537 --> 00:13:52,070Darn it, Gah-Ri![Helmet clangs]
35200:13:52,072 --> 00:13:53,772That's just the kindof negativity...
35300:13:53,774 --> 00:13:57,642Fung, would your friendslike some water chestnuts?
35400:13:57,644 --> 00:14:01,213Mom, I told you we're okay!
35500:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,148If we were good at this,
our secret hideout
35600:14:03,150 --> 00:14:05,083wouldn't be yourparents' root cellar.
35700:14:05,085 --> 00:14:09,221Gah-Ri, I...
35800:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,322You're right.
35900:14:10,324 --> 00:14:11,757I know you're right.
36000:14:11,759 --> 00:14:13,959Who we fooling?
36100:14:13,961 --> 00:14:16,461We couldn't even handlea four year old kid.
36200:14:16,463 --> 00:14:18,764We don't have a chanceagainst the Furious Five.
36300:14:18,766 --> 00:14:21,500Not the teeniest,most microscopic chance.
36400:14:21,502 --> 00:14:26,138Fung, can your cousin Lidongplay with you and your friends?
36500:14:26,140 --> 00:14:30,409Mom, I'm not a babysitterfor that little brat.
36600:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,010Hey.
36700:14:32,012 --> 00:14:33,345Lidong?
36800:14:33,347 --> 00:14:34,613You grew up?
36900:14:34,615 --> 00:14:37,549[Growls]
37000:14:41,921 --> 00:14:47,920Whatever we're doing, I getfifty... one percent of the take.
37100:14:49,062 --> 00:14:52,998That. Should. Work.
37200:14:58,604 --> 00:15:00,972Oof!
37300:15:00,974 --> 00:15:02,741A form on the far endof the valley
37400:15:02,743 --> 00:15:04,009is being threatenedby bandits.
37500:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,777We haveto go help them at once.
37600:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,179Right, let's go.
37700:15:07,181 --> 00:15:09,014Not Zan, he's staying here.
37800:15:09,016 --> 00:15:11,049
Fine, Zan, stay inmy room and we'll be...
37900:15:11,051 --> 00:15:12,784- With you.- What?
38000:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,887No, with Crane and Viper gone,you're gonna need me.
38100:15:15,889 --> 00:15:18,623Leaving me here is a wasteof my fighting skills.
38200:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,158We can handle it, Tigress.
38300:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,161And Zan needsa capable protector.
38400:15:23,163 --> 00:15:26,431That's you.
38500:15:26,433 --> 00:15:27,432[Sighs]
38600:15:27,434 --> 00:15:29,367Yes, master Shifu.
38700:15:34,807 --> 00:15:36,541[Grumbles]
38800:15:36,543 --> 00:15:38,777All right, Zan,let's get back to the side kick.
38900:15:38,779 --> 00:15:42,047Like this.
39000:15:42,049 --> 00:15:44,483Okay?
39100:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,784Hiya!
39200:15:45,786 --> 00:15:48,220No.
39300:15:48,222 --> 00:15:50,856- Ah!- No, look.
39400:15:50,858 --> 00:15:52,290- Hiya!- Ow!
39500:15:52,292 --> 00:15:53,325Watch it.
39600:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,893I'm sorry, Tigess.
39700:15:54,895 --> 00:15:56,394It's "Tigress."
39800:15:56,396 --> 00:15:59,264How did I wind up getting stuckhere with you when I could be...
39900:15:59,266 --> 00:16:03,735[Whimpers]
40000:16:03,737 --> 00:16:06,671I'm... goingto get some air.
40100:16:09,509 --> 00:16:13,011
You wouldn't think a childcould hit that hard.
40200:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,647- [Smack]- Oof!
40300:16:15,649 --> 00:16:17,849You wouldn't thinka child could hit that hard.
40400:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,887I'm sorry, master Shifu.
40500:16:21,889 --> 00:16:25,423Don't be sorry,just try it again.
40600:16:25,425 --> 00:16:27,192[Grunts]
40700:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,793No.
40800:16:28,795 --> 00:16:30,161I can't do this.
40900:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,097I'm never gonna get this.
41000:16:32,099 --> 00:16:35,767Tigress, it isn't importantthat you get it the first time.
41100:16:35,769 --> 00:16:38,870Or the 2nd,or even the 50th.
41200:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,106When you need it,
you'll get it.
41300:16:41,108 --> 00:16:43,542I think that's enoughtraining for today.
41400:16:43,544 --> 00:16:47,479What do you saywe play some checkers?
41500:16:50,816 --> 00:16:54,219Hey, Zan?
41600:16:54,221 --> 00:16:57,155You know how to play checkers?
41700:16:59,392 --> 00:17:03,461Guys, I see it.
41800:17:03,463 --> 00:17:04,462There's the farm.
41900:17:04,464 --> 00:17:05,797- [Shriek]- [Gasps] Come on!
42000:17:05,799 --> 00:17:09,234Let go of her!
42100:17:09,236 --> 00:17:12,971It's a setup!
42200:17:12,973 --> 00:17:15,340Right about now,Fung is snatching that kid
42300:17:15,342 --> 00:17:17,075and there's nothingyou can do about it.
42400:17:17,077 --> 00:17:20,111Um, were yousupposed to tell us that?
42500:17:20,113 --> 00:17:22,881I, uh... no.
42600:17:22,883 --> 00:17:24,516[Growls]
42700:17:24,518 --> 00:17:25,550Both: Oof!
42800:17:25,552 --> 00:17:27,018Wah!
42900:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,487- Wa-ta!- Can I take off the wig now?
43000:17:29,489 --> 00:17:31,423Booya kashah!
43100:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,167Oof!
43200:17:42,169 --> 00:17:45,537Ugh!
43300:17:45,539 --> 00:17:47,739Fung was right.
43400:17:47,741 --> 00:17:50,675This is gonna be fun.
43500:17:55,314 --> 00:17:59,317[Breathes heavy]Y]
436
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:00,318Ha!
43700:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,253[Laughs]
43800:18:04,857 --> 00:18:06,124Ugh!
43900:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,026Ooh!
44000:18:08,028 --> 00:18:09,427I got the kid, let's go.
44100:18:09,429 --> 00:18:10,428Zan!
44200:18:10,430 --> 00:18:11,463[Laughs]
44300:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,031Let him go!
44400:18:13,033 --> 00:18:14,265Hiya!
44500:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,701[Growls]
44600:18:16,703 --> 00:18:18,603[Grunts]
44700:18:18,605 --> 00:18:21,339Whoa!
44800:18:21,341 --> 00:18:24,676[Grunts]
44900:18:24,678 --> 00:18:27,245[Laughs]
45000:18:27,247 --> 00:18:29,347All: Oof!
45100:18:29,349 --> 00:18:31,349[Whimpers]
45200:18:31,351 --> 00:18:32,817[Both scream]
45300:18:32,819 --> 00:18:36,855[Panting]We gotta get back to the palace.
45400:18:36,857 --> 00:18:38,356[Grunts]
45500:18:38,358 --> 00:18:39,357Oow!
45600:18:39,359 --> 00:18:40,525[Growls]
45700:18:40,527 --> 00:18:41,760Whoa!
45800:18:41,762 --> 00:18:44,863Oof!
45900:18:44,865 --> 00:18:46,364- [Crunch]- Ah!
46000:18:46,366 --> 00:18:49,634Get that kid outta hereto somewhere else.
46100:18:49,636 --> 00:18:52,137I'll handle him.
46200:18:52,139 --> 00:18:54,205Can't argue with that, cos.
46300:18:54,207 --> 00:18:57,876Zan!
46400:18:57,878 --> 00:18:58,943Yah!
46500:18:58,945 --> 00:19:00,879What... ugh!
46600:19:02,748 --> 00:19:06,685- [Grunts]- Ooh!
46700:19:07,953 --> 00:19:09,287Ha!
46800:19:09,289 --> 00:19:10,288[Growls]
46900:19:10,290 --> 00:19:12,257[Both scream]
47000:19:12,259 --> 00:19:13,258- [Bang]- Ah.
47100:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,859Give me that kid.
47200:19:14,861 --> 00:19:16,995You guys are pathetic.
473
00:19:16,997 --> 00:19:18,129Well I wouldn't say...
47400:19:18,131 --> 00:19:19,898Agh!
47500:19:19,900 --> 00:19:24,302Oof!
47600:19:24,304 --> 00:19:26,571[Laughs]
47700:19:26,573 --> 00:19:28,673Zan.
47800:19:28,675 --> 00:19:32,884[Grunts]
47900:19:38,851 --> 00:19:40,952Ah!
48000:19:40,954 --> 00:19:44,155[Grunts]
48100:19:44,157 --> 00:19:46,858Oof!
48200:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,760Oow.
48300:19:52,298 --> 00:19:53,331Careful.
48400:19:53,333 --> 00:19:57,268Don't wanna hurtthe little prince.
48500:19:57,270 --> 00:19:58,937Prince?
48600:19:58,939 --> 00:20:01,539Oof!
48700:20:01,541 --> 00:20:04,676Ga... whoa!
48800:20:04,678 --> 00:20:08,847[Grunting]
48900:20:08,849 --> 00:20:10,715Stop it, stop it!
49000:20:10,717 --> 00:20:11,950Shut it, kid.
49100:20:11,952 --> 00:20:14,352It's okay, Zan, it's okay.
49200:20:14,354 --> 00:20:17,455Yeah, yeah, sure it is.
49300:20:17,457 --> 00:20:19,758Any last words?
49400:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,192Yes.
49500:20:21,194 --> 00:20:22,994Zan, side kick!
49600:20:22,996 --> 00:20:24,129Huh?
49700:20:24,131 --> 00:20:26,498Hiya!
49800:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,799
I'm gonna...
49900:20:27,801 --> 00:20:29,134You're notgonna do anything!
50000:20:29,136 --> 00:20:32,370Ooh!
50100:20:32,372 --> 00:20:33,705- Ugh.- Ah.
50200:20:33,707 --> 00:20:35,740Come here, you... ow!
50300:20:35,742 --> 00:20:36,841Run, Zan!
50400:20:36,843 --> 00:20:38,510Oof!
50500:20:38,512 --> 00:20:39,511[Screams]
50600:20:39,513 --> 00:20:40,512No!
50700:20:40,514 --> 00:20:42,280- Stop it, stop it!- [Laughs]
50800:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,482Let him go!
50900:20:44,484 --> 00:20:46,684- Ya!- [Grunts]
510
00:20:49,688 --> 00:20:51,222[Mumbles]
51100:20:51,224 --> 00:20:54,325[Smack]Whoa!
51200:20:54,327 --> 00:20:56,161[Both scream]
51300:20:58,230 --> 00:21:01,666If I'm notgetting him, no one is!
51400:21:01,668 --> 00:21:05,069Nobody. Hurts. My. Zan!
51500:21:05,071 --> 00:21:08,640Whoa!
51600:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,309Ha!
51700:21:11,311 --> 00:21:14,012[Screams]
51800:21:14,014 --> 00:21:17,148[Thud]Ow.
51900:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,484Oh, Zan, are you okay?
52000:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,152Sure, are you?
52100:21:21,154 --> 00:21:24,088I'm never letting youout of my sight again.
52200:21:26,258 --> 00:21:27,792We got company.
52300:21:27,794 --> 00:21:29,260It's Zan's mother.
52400:21:29,262 --> 00:21:31,963What?
52500:21:31,965 --> 00:21:33,364Announcing Zu Chunhua,
52600:21:33,366 --> 00:21:34,866sister of the emperor,
52700:21:34,868 --> 00:21:36,334princess of...
52800:21:36,336 --> 00:21:37,468Oh, stop that.
52900:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,070Zan, is he here?
53000:21:39,072 --> 00:21:42,407Mama!
53100:21:42,409 --> 00:21:44,342Oh, Zanny.
53200:21:50,015 --> 00:21:52,617Hey, it's okay.
53300:21:52,619 --> 00:21:54,819Uh, o-of course it's okay.
53400:21:54,821 --> 00:21:57,021It's... it's great.
53500:21:57,023 --> 00:22:00,058Oh, I can't thank you allenough for rescuing Zan.
53600:22:00,060 --> 00:22:02,126It was an honor,your highness.
53700:22:02,128 --> 00:22:03,494Tigess.
53800:22:03,496 --> 00:22:06,397Can you come with us?
53900:22:06,399 --> 00:22:10,335No, Zan, but I promiseI'll come visit you.
54000:22:14,773 --> 00:22:17,642Good-bye,masters of the Jade Palace.
54100:22:17,644 --> 00:22:20,411You have my gratitude.
54200:22:20,413 --> 00:22:22,814Bye.
54300:22:22,816 --> 00:22:27,518Good-bye.
54400:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,955Master Shifu,I wanna thank you.
54500:22:30,957 --> 00:22:33,224For what?
546
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,026For checkers.
54700:22:35,028 --> 00:22:38,963You know, Tigress, you'reall tough on the outside.
54800:22:38,965 --> 00:22:42,233But inside, you'rejust a big softie... ow!
54900:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,068- [Crunch]- Oh, ow, not a softie!
55000:22:44,070 --> 00:22:45,103Oh, ooh, a hardie!
55100:22:45,105 --> 00:22:46,104- Definitely a hardie!- [Crunch]