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3 Ridiculous Things About 50 Shades of Grey

1. A half-assed commitment to the sourcematerial- I played Christian Grey in a 50 Shades of Grey

Parody show.- They tried to improve the poorly written book,

removin all the !inner oddess" lines, the

!Tampon" s#ene.- $%t there were still so many atro#io%s lines, some

that were &'T I& T() $''*.- P+S, se s#enes were toned / down. If yo%1re

oin to make a #ontroversial 2lm, #ommit to the

#ontroversy.- Christian Grey still #ame o3 as a #ontrol freak with

bo%ndary iss%es, and /na as someone who lives

%nder a ro#k, bein a 4 year-old who1s never had

an orasm, a laptop, an )-6/I+ /778)SS.- I1m sorry, b%t I 9%st #an1t believe that a 4 year-old

livin in ashinton State has never been into

7owntown Seattle.2. A Sla in the !ace to the A"#s

- / is for !/#tin": &ot talkin abo%t !/#tin well".

7akota ;ohnson &'T a#tin like a dit< who makes

nothin b%t poor life #hoi#es, ;amie 7ornan tryin,

and failin, to hide his thi#k Irish a##ent.- $ is for $7S6. Plenty of friends who aree, there is

very in this movie that re=e#ts a (ealthy, S/>)

$7S6 relationship.

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- hether yo% aree with the views and val%es of

$7S6, no one sho%ld %se T(IS movie as a

re=e#tion of that #omm%nity.3.$% &%$G S'%TS.

- I #an sense all the reasons, b%t they all so%nd like

e#%ses.- 'ne more p%n#h they p%lled in this movie, whi#h

indi#ates to the seism, and women bein overly

se%ali<ed in (ollywood >ilm.- 'nly f%rther 9%sti2es the ar%ment so many have

that this story debases and derades women

instead of re=e#tin their independen#e andstrenth.

R(&(()*$G +,A*T*(S

- Two reat a#tresses: )loise 6%mford, best friend,

believable ar#, made yo% believe she was a#t%ally

#on#erned for the well-bein of her friend. (er

#hara#ter disappears ?5 min%tes into the 2lm, thatwas a mistake.

- 6ar#ia Gay (arden: Tony winner, 's#ar inner,

has been S' G''7 in so many $/7 movies as well

as ood. She had a total of 5 min%tes s#reen time.

 That was also a mistake.- 7 is for 7ISCSSI'&, and 7)$/T). It1s ood that,

partially d%e to this 2lm and book1s s%##ess, we

are dis#%ssin what is riht and wron abo%t it,

#on#ernin $7S6, #onventional ender roles,

C'&S)&T, potential ab%se and rape.

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- I believe yo%1re allowed to debate everythin

wron with this story I> yo%1ve read the book

and@or seen the movie.- o%1re #ompletely entitled to yo%r opinions, $T

yo%r ar%ments only o so far if they1re based o3 a

ikipedia arti#le.

#%S*$G T'%,G'TS

- If yo% saw this 2lm, and tho%ht it was the orst

8omanti# 7rama@Comedy yo% ever saw, yo%

haven1t seen !The 8oom". Che#k it o%t, it1s TIC)

as %nintentionally hilario%s.- If yo% want to see a 2lm that re=e#ts a ()/+T(,

S/>) $7S6 relationship in an overall reat movie, I

hihly re#ommend !Se#retary".