[6d]inovemeber holiday tale
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A booklet for my bwestest fwiends, made as precursor teaser to wet their palettes for their holiday gifts. This biographical tale chronicles the early history their presents. Warning: Contains graphic imagery of *real* plastic dinosaurs and mammals.TRANSCRIPT
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!An army of (interspecies - how progressive!) friends prepare to
take on the world. !!Nothing would stand in the way of their dreams! !!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!Except for this guy: the one asshole murderer.
He thought that he had the perfect plan to kill off his twin brother; it would be clean, easy, no one would know…. !
Until the stegosaurus made the Fatal mistake of being in the wring place at the wrong time. !!!!!!!!
!!!It was the last mistake Mr. Steg would ever make. !!
Satisfied with his kills, the party pooping murder did not intend to pursue more slaughter…. !!
…until two idiot gorillas showed up on the scene. !!!!!!!
!!!Well, That was the end of them. !
DaNGIT, Giraffe! Have you not learned anything fROm your late friends (may their souls Rest in literal pieces)??! GET OUT OF THERE
WHILE YOU STILL CAN! !!!!!!!!
Oops. Too late. Lesson learned the hard way.
Looking out over the Carnage of his Thanksgivikkuh carnage, the suave psycho whispers….. !
You’re Next.
!!!Oh, and happy holidays!
!!!!LOVE YOUR COMPLETELY SANE and totally normal friend Aisling! !
(c) Aisling Productions 2013 !!!!!!