7 things to do on july 7, 2007
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Tell her that you have a good feeling because your first date is on the luckiest day ever.
Tell her that you feel like you're going to get lucky tonight.
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Go to your favorite casino and get really lucky playing roulette.
Sell your house, car, clothes and all other earthly possessions, go to a casino and put it all on Black.
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Quote Dirty Harry by saying "Do you feel lucky, punk?" to the slot machine you're playing, hoping it will bring you money.
Quote Dirty Harry while pointing a gun at the bank cashier, hoping he will bring you money.
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Tell the cop who pulled you over that if he gives you a break on this special day he'll be a lucky guy.
On second thought… don't.
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Tell your girlfriend you like playing slots once in a while.
Tell your girlfriend you like playing with sluts once in a while.
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Tell your date that you want to get to know her from top to bottom.
Ask her as you walk her home: "So do you prefer top or bottom?"