A Few Simple Rules To Follow At Work

You will always You will always succeedsucceed

Will You believe this

•Anyone can do any amount of Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work work, provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doinghe/she is supposed to be doing• At work, the authority of a At work, the authority of a

person in inversely person in inversely proportional to the number of proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.pens that person is carrying.

• Everything can be filed under Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous”“Miscellaneous”

• Following the rules will not get Following the rules will not get the job done.the job done.

• Getting the job done is no excuse for not the Getting the job done is no excuse for not the rules.rules.

• If it were not for the last minute, nothing If it were not for the last minute, nothing would get done.would get done.

• If you are really good, you will get out of it.If you are really good, you will get out of it.• Publications that contain no errors, will Publications that contain no errors, will

develop errors at the printers !! ( YES )!!develop errors at the printers !! ( YES )!!

• Never delay the ending of a meeting or Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.the beginning of a cocktail hour.

• No matter how much you do, you never No matter how much you do, you never do enough.do enough.

• People who go conferences are the People who go conferences are the ones who shouldn’t.ones who shouldn’t.

• The last person that quit or was fired The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.that goes wrong.

• To err is human, to forgive is not To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.our policy.• When confronted by a difficult When confronted by a difficult

problem, you can solve it more problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the easily by reducing it to the question, “ how would a lone question, “ how would a lone ranger handle this?ranger handle this?

• When you do not know what When you do not know what to do, walk fast and look to do, walk fast and look worried.worried.

• You are always doing You are always doing something marginal when the something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.boss drops by your desk.