a playa has 4 different types of girls... wifey baby girl side piece 4. jump off
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A Playa has 4 different types of girls... Wifey Baby Girl Side Piece 4. Jump Off. 1. WIFEY. 1. Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved; needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY - PowerPoint PPT PresentationTRANSCRIPT
A Playa has 4 different types of girls...
1. Wifey
2. Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off
1. WIFEY
1. Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the
women. She is loved; needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY
IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he
never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby
Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or fucks up in
any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again.
Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy
for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or
6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of
affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.
2. Baby Girl
2. Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as Wifey and usually has a very active social
life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an
extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like
quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but
that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really
really fucks up; she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has
been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be
Just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece.
Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely private and hates causing a scene,
Baby Girl can come into the same restaurant as you and Wifey and Wifey will have
No idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.
3. Side Piece
3. Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures,
she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or some late night head after
the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually
the one to hold him over for A few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons
other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side
Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either
Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually
know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a side piece network.com
<http://network.com/> or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if
possible.
4. The Jump Off
4. Jump Off ...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in
life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They
are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the
cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where
he met her...he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in
emergencies only, when Wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is
with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a
number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might
cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no
problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that
baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she
ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.
INTERMISSION
Fellas Leave now!!!!!
A Pimpstress has FOUR KINDS OF MEN
1. The Husband
2. The Boo
3. The Maintenance Man
4. The Ruffneck
CHECK IT OUT!!! It's T-R-U-E!!!
1. The Husband
THE HUSBAND
He is the sweetest, loving, kind man you know. His intellect
makes him sexy although he is handsome. He treats you like
a queen and puts you first. He takes care of the kids, you and
home. This is the man you love coming home to. He spoils
you with gifts and is a hard worker.
2. The Boo
THE BOO This one is sexy as hell! This is the dude that you've known
for years, kinda your homey-lover-friend! No matter who is
in your life or who is in his life, you and your BOO seem to
always have a thing for each other. Your BOO has a Wifey,
so he has as much to lose as you do, therefore you are
guaranteed that ya'll relationship is on the 'DL'. You run to
your BOO when your husband "F" up! You're BOO gives
you comfort and the sex is da bomb, which explains why you can't leave him alone!
3. The Maintenance Man
THE MAINTENANCE MAN
This is Mr. Wine and Dine. He has the charm, the romance and a body like a
stripper! He is the one you call every now an then when HUSBAND and
BOO done pissed you off! He really wants to be your HUSBAND or BOO on
the low but he knows his role. HUSBAND will never suspect a thing because
this man is the deacon at your church and well respected in the community
so no one would know of ya'll secret love affair. You sneak and go on trips
and getaways. He keeps that bank account tight. Look at this man's lips.
Whew!
4. The RuffNeck
THE RUFF NECK
This is the man we fantasize about when HUSBAND, BOO and THE
MAINTENANCE man just not doing it for you! This is Mr. Bad Boy; he got
the body from hell, the tattoos, and the motorcycle. You call on him when
you want your back blown out, the bottom hit, and you want to walk bow
legged for a couple days. He is the man HUSBAND sees and knows he
needs to get on the treadmill to lose those extra pounds he has gained
since ya'll been married. THE RUFF NECK is the one that rock the suits in
the day and trade the Armani in for tims and jeans at night. He is pulled
out in emergencies only and you can't resist to get your freak on in the craziest places, (in the car, the back of a vacant building, etc.) because his main goal is to tear it up! THE RUFF NECK is in your cell phone as
one of your homegirls named Tee-Tee!