A Voyage to LilliputEVERYONE WILL SPEAK IN A FALSE BRITISH ACCENT... except for the Blefuscudians

Narrator: Previously on A Voyage to Lilliput...

Allyster: LONG LIVE THE MOST PUISSANT EMPEROR OF LILLIPUT!

Lilliputians (Blefuscudian ambassadors): All hail Emperor Stephen! All hail Emperor Stephen!

*Allyster arrives onto shore, Stephen gets closer*

Stephen: By the power vested in me, I now declare thee, Lemuel Gulliver, a Nardac!

Allyster: Thank you, m’lord. It is a great honor for thee to be called one of thy Nardacs.

Stephen: And may God aid thou in giving thy kingdom even greater glory. Amidst your veritable victory, I

will command you to do one more thing.

Allyster: Anything for the good of the kingdom.

Stephen: I command you to crush the remaining Blefuscudian forces so that my men will be met by

weak resistance when they reach Blefuscu. Their land shall be mine, and every man, woman, and child

shall submit in servitude to the great Empire of Lilliput! *evil laugh*

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the continuance of A Voyage to Lilliput! Are you wondering

what happened after the seemingly good-hearted Emperor Stephen revealed his vile, megalomaniac

true self? What does the GIGANTIC Doctor Lemuel Gulliver have to say about this? Let us find out

together!

Allyster: But your highness, isn’t that going to snatch the Blefuscudians’ freedom right before their very

eyes? They have fought hard and well for their liberty, and I am NOT going to submit to the will of a

greedy man like you!

Stephen: Enough of your perfidious words, Gulliver! We shall settle this in front of the Council!

Narrator: And so, Gulliver, the Emperor, and the members of the council debated over the

Blefuscudians’ fate. The wiser ones, adhering to Gulliver’s principles of letting a free land remain free,

sided with him, albeit silently. However, the younger and rowdier ones held strong to the Emperor’s

points, some of them due to the fact that they despised Gulliver with the purest hatred; even the

Emperor himself hated Gulliver. Ah, it seems that rebelling against the supreme ruler’s will always be

heavier than the fact that Gulliver granted the Lilliputians the greatest of help against the Blefuscudians.

Narrator: About three weeks after the incident, 6 emissaries and a train of 500 people—all from

Blefuscu—arrived to settle certain matters, and surprisingly, their emperor, Miel, accompanied his

subjects as well. They were greeted by Emperor Stephen and Gulliver and the rest of the Lilliputians.

Stephen: Welcome, Emperor Miel of Blefuscu, to our fair land of Lilliput. This is Doctor Lemuel Gulliver,

and the rest of my people.

*Allyster, Kent, and Ivan bow down*

Miel: YO YO YO WASS UP WASS UP NIGGUHHHHHZ! CASH MONEY MONEY YOUNG MONEY IN DA

BUILDING YOOOOO!

Blefuscudians: WE DA YOUNG WEEZY BARBZZZZ!

Stephen: I assume that you are speaking in your native Blefuscudian language?

Miel: DAMN STRAIGHT DAWG!

Blefuscudians: HELL YEAH, NIGGUH!

Stephen: Now that we are done with the introductions, I would like to ask the reason behind your visit

here.

Miel: BABY GURLZ, WHAT DO WE WANT?

Blefuscudians: 2 WORDZ NIGGUH: PEACE! YOLOSWAGGIE!

Miel: BLEFUSCU, REPRESENT!

Blefuscudians: HOLLAAAA!

Stephen: I shall give you peace only and only if you will follow one condition: I get all of your riches, your

natural resources, and ALL of your women.

Blefuscudians: YO! NIGGUH PUH-LEASE! YOU BETTAH THINK BOUT DAT BEFO WE GON’ GET OWAH

ASSES WHOOPED!

Miel: *bitch please face, make sure audience sees it* BABY GURL, AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!

HELL YEAH WE AGREE TO DEM RULEZ! HASHTAG YOLOSWAGGIE! AIN’T DAT RYT LADIEZ?

Blefuscudians: FO SHO BABY DADDY!

Stephen: Alrighty then, let us shake our hands as a symbol of our agreement.

Miel and Blefuscudians: AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!

Stephen: *sigh; make sure it’s obvious you’re sighing* Very well.

Miel: NOW, NOW, WE DI’IN’T GO HERE JUST FO DAT, NIGGUH!

Blefuscudians: DAMN STRAIGHT!

Miel: WE CAME HERE TO SEE THE ONE, THE ONLY, DOCTAH LEMUEL GULLIVER! DOCTAH HOLLA AT US!

Gulliver: *weird sounds*

Miel: *get all pimpy like Kanye West* NOW, NOW, WE WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU, BROTHAH, FO

YO INCOMPARABLE STRENGTH AND FO BEATING OUR POOR-ASS SOLDIERS. WE WANT TO SEE FO

OWAHSELVES YOUR POWER, IF YOU WOULD SO LIKELY OBLIGE.

Gulliver: Oh yes, yes indeed.

*lifts something*

Miel and Blefuscudians: WHOOOOO CHOW! DAT SUM SIRIUS STUFF!

Gulliver: Thank you.

Narrator: And that is where we end our episode of A Voyage to Lilliput. Until next time. HOLLAH!