ACFL 2010

Teams

• The Shotgun Solution

• The Hangover

• King’s Mom

• Forgetting Brandon Marshall

• Mace Roofing

• Ewen Coles

• Bradley Daye

• Luke Ekoh

• Mike Lowe

• Cam Mace

Ewen Coles

• QUARTERBACK

• Arm Strength: 68• Accuracy: 66• Speed: 40• OVERALL: 62• Chin: 100+

• Raw• Might be overwhelmed

by the amount of Hate• Potential to be

Surprise of the Year

Bradley Daye

• QUARTERBACK

• Arm strength: 80• Accuracy: 90• Speed: 92• Hands: 98• OVERALL: 93

• Experienced at QB• May be rusty after

missing 2009 season• Has great hair

Luke Ekoh• QUARTERBACK

• Arm Strength: 67• Accuracy: 70• Speed: 93• OVERALL: 84• Anger: 99

• Difficult to communicate with

• Most fined player in ACFL History ($ 1.50)

• Innovater of the “Hand Grenade” Throwing Style

• Nobody wants to play on King’s Mom

Mike Lowe• QUARTERBACK

• Arm Strength:Ask Senman• Accuracy: 68• Speed: 58• OVERALL: 68

• Tallest Quarterback by at least 4 inches

• B.C. native will run West Coast Offence

• Has a cannon for an arm

Cam Mace• QUARTERBACK

• Arm Strength: 81• Accuracy: 77• Agility: 78• OVERALL: 82

• Inexperienced at QB• Heaviest QB other than

Luke• Is taking a lot of hate

for making decision to play QB

• Shameless business Promotion.

2010 ACFL Draft

Player Profiles

Jared Collett

• WR / DB

• Hands: 82• Speed: 83• Awareness: 87• OVERALL: 82

• ACFL Runner-up in 2009• Sometimes questionable

hands• One of the tallest

receivers available

Mitch Cormier

• WR /DB

• Hands: 74• Speed: 80• Agility: 83• OVERALL: 78

• ACFL Champion 2009• Will Filer’s dog be a

distraction?• Will step in and

quietly produce

Marc Desjardins

• OL

• Hands: 70• Speed: 70• Awareness: 83• Blocking: 80• OVERALL: 78

• French• Bearded• Small but shifty• Commitment may be an

issue

Ryan Downe

• DL

• Speed: 74• Agility: 75• Pass Rush: 97• OVERALL: 89

• Lazy• Non-committed• Potentially the best

DL available

Olivier Eddie• WR / DB

• Hands: 82• Speed: 85• Injury: 77• OVERALL: 85

• Former 1st round pick (2009)

• Will Retirement affect his play?

• Punter with a Visor

Aubrey Ellis

• WR / DB

• Hands: 70• Speed: 85• Agility: 81• Pass Rush: 77• OVERALL: 74

• ACFL Rookie• Could play any

position• Fast.

Alex Forbes

• OL

• Hands: 50• Injury: 94• Blocking: 63• OVERALL: 68

• Could fly under the radar

• Challenge to Bradley for Best Hair in the ACFL

• Unproven

Aaron Harper

• OL

• Hands: 84• Speed: 65• Awareness: 97• Blocking: 99• OVERALL: 92

• ACFL Champion 2009• Wants the ball in his

hands• Has not yet fully

committed to play…Risky

Alex Healy

• OL

• Hands: 70• Speed: 61• Awareness: 72• Blocking: 80• OVERALL: 76

• “I’ve got great hands!”

• Giggles.• Big Oprah fan

Alex Hebb

• Defence

• Speed: 74• Awareness: 80• Pass Rush: 68• OVERALL: 70

• Doesn’t talk much• Has good size to play

either pass rusher or O-Line

• Doesn’t talk much at all

Nick Kukkonen• WR / DB

• Hands: 84• Speed: 88• Agility: 82• OVERALL: 88

• One of the best two-way players available

• Is looking for a real QB this season

• Former Mike Squires Award winner

• Recent knee injury could hurt draft stock

Mathieu DeLeseleuc

• OL

• Hands: 51• Agility: 59• Blocking: 72• OVERALL: 62

• Longest name in the ACFL

• Has a gut• Weakness: Cinnamon

Stu Moore

• WR

• Hands: 79• Speed: 86• Agility: 84• Blocking: 44• OVERALL: 80

• Will he be able to handle the ACFL Hate?

• Has a hell of a right hook.

Chris Munn

• OL

• Hands: 86• Speed: 68• Blocking: 98• OVERALL: 93

• Excited for ACFL debut• Very friendly…too

friendly for the ACFL stage?

• No. 1-ranked OL• Habs fan.

Stuart Murray

• DB

• Hands: 74• Speed: 77• Injury: 88• OVERALL: 74

• Will his skills in the classroom transfer to the ACFL court?

• Picture = ?

Jermaine Oram

• DB

• Hands: 67• Speed: 91• Awareness: 97• Injury: 15• OVERALL: 89

• Only a one-way player• Hamstrings are a

liability• Strongest DB available

Wray Perkin

• WR

• Hands: 79• Speed: 76• Awareness: 70• OVERALL: 77

• ACFL Champion 2009• Townie• Looks like this guy

Matt Pickett

• WR / DB

• Hands: 81• Speed: 84• Awareness: 87• OVERALL: 81

• Underrated two-way player

• Will only play in exchange for candy.

• Lives with Molnar

Justin Richard

• Defence

• Hands: 75• Speed: 76• Pass Rush: 80• OVERALL: 78

• Townie• Lives above Larry’s…

what’s to stop him from stopping there on the way to games?

Gary Ross• WR / DB

• Hands: 99• Speed: 98• Agility: 97• Blocking: 43• OVERALL: 98

• Only multiple-time 1st overall pick in ACFL History

• Hasn’t won an ACFL Championship

• Not yet committed to playing ACFL; will he or won’t he?

Jon Senman

• WR / DB

• Hands: 81• Speed: 90• Agility: 86• OVERALL: 86

• Was ACFL Surprise Player of the Year 2009

• Also lives above Larry’s

• Snider Jr.

Jeremy Snider• WR / DB

• Hands: 89• Speed: 94• Agility: 91• OVERALL: 92

• One of best two-way players.

• Wants to play for someone other than Luke

• Has been known to rip his shirt occasionally…often

Deven Spencer• DL

• Hands: 71• Speed: 76• Injury: 91• Pass Rush: 84• Overall: 80

• Smart in the classroom• Might take time to

adjust to indoor game climate

• Just ask him about why he should be drafted…

Darko Stasevic• WR

• Hands: 69• Speed: 75• Agility: 76• OVERALL: 70

• Underrated? He thinks so• Bosnian.• He’s actually Borat’s

cousin.• Does a sweet Bubbles

impression…and a good Dennis too.

Ben Stehr

• WR / DB

• Hands: 90• Speed: 86• Awareness: 84• OVERALL: 90

• Potentially a first-round pick

• Where is he?

Devin Taylor• Defence

• Hands: 78• Speed: 72• Awareness: 82• Pass Rush: 87• OVERALL: 82

• Looking to make the jump to 1st string D-Line?

• One-way defensive threat…don’t put him on O

Dennis Williams• ??

• Hands: 74• Speed: 78• Blocking: 77• Pass Rush: 74• OVERALL: 72

• What position will he play?

• Potentially could die from choking on food while laughing at ANY meal

Brennan Wowchuk

• WR

• Hands: 69• Speed: 80• Agility: 74• OVERALL: 74

Nathan Zavarella

• WR / DB

• Hands: 77• Speed: 76• Agility: 79• OVERALL: 77

• Fear of everything could hurt his draft spot

• Liability: might be too focused on his quads