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A tribute to all coffee lovers and to those wonderful people at Adlandpro

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The Coffee LoversSlideShare

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Dear Coffee, You know how much I love you. Your color, your taste, your mind-enhancing chemicals. It seems as though my day is not complete without you. How did I ever exist before you? Even just smelling your distinguished aromas from another room is enough to make me want you. Badly. Thank you for being so delicious. Although at the beginning of our relationship I admit you had to share room with both cream and sugar, I knew you'd understand. See how much I've come to love you that I now appreciate your naked nuances? Oh, coffee. Please don't tell your sister, Decaf, but I find her to be so inferior in every way, that I cannot stand to watch others consume her. I love you, coffee, and only you. Until tomorrow morning, my love.

Forever Yours, Patricia

via pmrogosich

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Did you know?

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Johan Sebastian Bach wrote an opera about a

woman who was addicted to coffee?

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source: Trojan Room coffee pot

The first webcam was invented at The University of Cambridge to let people know if the coffee pot was

full or not.

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The two kinds of beans are Arabica and Robusta. The have different tastes and different caffeine content; Arabica beans are more popular around the world. In fact, 70% of coffee drank on earth is Arabica.

Robusta beans grow in different climates and are found largely in Africa and Indonesia. Although most people prefer the taste of Arabica, Robusta has it's fans, and Robusta beans have twice as much caffeine as Arabica!via 20 Awesome Facts About Coffee

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Hawaii is the only state that

commercially grows coffee!

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There is a Kona Coffee Living History farm - a 5.5 acre historic coffee farm first homesteaded in 1900 and is the only living history coffee farm in the nation. It brings the coffee pioneer’s story to life by depicting the daily lives of early Japanese immigrants during the period of 1920-1945.via Kona Coffee Living History Farm

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Three out of five people say“I need a cup of coffee to start my day”

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If one ordinary cup of coffee is not enough to start your day, then you can always go for the worlds largest coffee cup

It stands 6.5 inches tall and 10 inches wide. the weight ( without coffee?) a whopping 10 pounds and holds a mere 20 cups of coffee ( Of course, that’s only 19 cups if you leave room for cream,” the manufacturer’s description says)

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Creative Ways to Use coffee!

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You can use coffee to fix furniture! Is that small crack, nick, or gouge all you can see each time you look at your dark wood dresser? Reach for the instant coffee. Mix 2-3 tablespoons with just enough water to make a thick paste; for wood with red tones, add a few drops of iodine. Put the paste on a small putty knife or a disposable plastic knife and use it to fill the crack. Remove any excess around the edges with a barely damp cloth. Let the paste dry completely, then buff with furniture wax.

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Coffee can be used to trap cockroaches!

Using coffee grounds to create a non-toxic, very effective roach trap:1. Place fresh, used coffee grounds in open glass jar.2. Add a few inches of warm water; mix.3. Add a strip of duct or masking tape down the side of the jar, vertically (so the roach can climb into the jar).4. Place jar overnight in roachs’ favorite hang out (kitchen, bathroom, etc.).Cockroaches love the smell of coffee grounds. They will climb into the jar and drown in the water

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Coffee can be used in your garden!

Coffee grounds fit the standards set by gardeners for compost materials. The grounds, when mixed with soil, release nutrients that make the ground richer and more acidic. Plants that flourish in acidic soil will be healthier since they can get the needed nourishment from the ground. If you have a good supply of coffee grounds, just spread them evenly in your garden. Your plants will reward you by producing robust blooms.

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Coffee can be used as a Pet Repellant! As much as we may love cats or dogs, they can be real pests when they are always digging up your flowerbed!Used coffee grounds can be mixed with orange peels (or other citrus) and spread around flowerbeds for an inexpensive pet deterrent.

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Make homemade tattoos using Coffee ( and Henna)

I don’t know about you, but kids love tattoos ( and so do adults!) This is the perfect recipe that is safe for everyone. It washes off in about a week and yay it is totally pain free!

1 cup water2 teaspoons of coffee (black tea works, too)3 teaspoons of sifted henna powder1 teaspoon of eucalyptus oil What you’ll do:1: Boil the water. Add 2 teaspoons of coffee to boiling water. Let it rest for a few hours, then use a strainer to remove coffee grounds. Put henna powder and eucalyptus oil in another bowl. Don't mix it! 2: Add coffee to bowl of henna and oil. For best results, transfer the coffee in spoonfuls. Instead of mixing ingredients together, press liquid into powder and oil with spoon. 3: Let paint set for at least six hours, and no more than twelve. You want the henna dye to have the consistency of toothpaste. 4: Use toothpicks and go crazy with cool patterns. Try applying to your feet, hands and even stomach. Have fun!

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Interesting Historical CoffeeQuotes and thoughts

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"It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that goes out of the country as a consequence. Everybody is using coffee; this must be prevented. His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were both his ancestors and officers. Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war."

~ Frederick the Great of Prussia (1777)

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"A PROCLAMATION FOR THE SUPPRESSION OF COFFEE HOUSES: Whereas it is most apparent that the multitude of Coffee Houses of late years set up and kept within this Kingdom...and the great resort of idle and disaffected persons to them, have produced very evil and dangerous effects; as well for that many tradesmen and others, do herein misspend much of their time, which might and probably would be employed in and about their Lawful Calling and Affairs; but also for that in such houses...divers, false, malitious, and scandalous reports are devised and spread abroad to the Defamation of His Majesty's Government, and to the disturbance of the Peace and Quiet of the Realm; his Majesty hath though it fit and necessary, that the said Coffee Houses be (for the Future) put down and suppressed..."

~ King Charles II of England, December 23, 1675 This rule was revoked on January 8, due to widespread citizen protest.

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Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar -- very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East."~ Gustave Flaubert (1821-1880)

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"Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water."~ The Women's Petition Against Coffee (1674)

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Coffee Quotes to make you

smile

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Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee !!

Without coffee breaks, there will be no accomplishments!

WIth enough coffee, I could rule the world.

If you’ll excuse me a minute, I’m going to have a cup of coffee.

No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee! I have measured

out my life with coffee spoons.

I would stop drinking coffee but I am no quitter!

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Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.~Floyd Maxwell

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.~Napoleon Bonaparte

If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.~David Letterman

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~Star Trek: Voyager

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.~Alexander King

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Funny Coffee Images

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All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from Drinking Coffee

I am productive! I am productive! I am productive! Better latte than never.

A day without coffee is like night...you sleep through it. We all have to do the daily grind.

Espresso yourself. Automatic drip defines most people's personalities.

Stand your grounds. If the spoon doesn't dissolve, it isn't coffee.

I love the caffeine; it's the rich taste I could do without. Don't stop till you're shaking.

Impatience is a virtue. Take two cups and call me in the middle of the night.

Who needs sleep when you've got coffee? There's no rest for the caffeinated.

Decaf is for sissies. Man cannot live by coffee alone - donuts are pretty essential too.

There is no such thing as a free refill. It's okay to be full of beans sometimes.

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Add Some Coffee Buzz to your Food and Drinks

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Summerfire

Ingredients: (serves 1)

45 ml strong espressoCoconut syrupLemon pepperPreparation

Pour a little coconut syrup into a shot glass.Prepare the espresso in this glass.Prepare some milk foam in a separate glass and layer it on top of the espresso.Drizzle a little coconut syrup on top of the milk foam and sprinkle with lemon pepper.via Jura

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MOCHA ICED COFFEE - EASY

INGREDIENTS:12 cups Water3-6 Tbsp Coffee3 Tbsp Vanilla¼ cup Cocoa Powder1½ cups Sugar, approx.¾ cup Heavy CreamWhipped Topping, optionalCinnamon Sticks, optionalMint Leaves, optional

DIRECTIONS:Add 12 cups of water to a standard coffee pot, and in the filter basket place 3 to 6 tablespoons of coffee, depending on how strong you want the finished coffee to be.In a heatproof half-gallon pitcher combine cocoa, sugar and cream. (Powdered creamer may be used instead of heavy cream, but increase the powdered measurement to 1 full cup.)When the coffee is done brewing, simply pour into the pitcher and, with a slotted mixing spoon, whisk it around until blended. Add 3 tbsp. vanilla extract for flavor and check for sweetness; individual taste varies. Cool, then refrigerate for 2 hours, pour over ice and serve. Serve with whipped topping and cinnamon stick stirrers, and mint leaves in your glass. (optional)

via grooverjamesr

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Coffee Breakfast Drink1 tablespoon instant espresso or instant coffee2 cups of milk2 tablespoons of protein powder1 teaspoon of honey½ teaspoon vanilla extract

Combine the milk, instant espresso or coffee, protein powder, vanilla and honey in an electric blender until uniform. Serve in tall glasses. Makes 2 servings

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Walnut Coffee Creams - Candy

Filling1/4 cup whipping cream2 teaspoons light corn syrup1 1/2 teaspoons instant coffee powder1/2 cup powdered sugarCandies3 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped40 walnut halves

Directions:

In a small saucepan, cood cream and corn syrup over low heat until corn syrup dissolves. Remove from heat; add coffee. Mix thoroughly; cool. Stir in sugar; mixture should form soft peaks. If not, add some more sugar. Chill covered 2 hours.Melt chocolate in a bowl or top of a double boiler set over a pan of simmering water. Stir until smooth. Drop by teaspoonfuls on waxed paper and flatten to form small chocolate buttons. Let set.Spoon filling into a small pastry bag fitted with a fluted nozzel. Pipe a rosette around edge of each chocolate button. Leave indentation in center. Place a walnut piece in cavity. Chill 30 minutes or until firm. Remove paper.Refrigerate in a covered container with waxed paper between layers up to 2 weeks.via Food.com

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Double Fudge Irish Cream Cookies

Ingredients1 cup butter (softened)11/2 cups sugar2 eggs1 tsp vanilla22/3 cups flour1/2 cup cocoa powder11/4 tsps baking soda1/4 tsp salt1 tsp instant coffee (powder)8 tbsps cream (bailey's irish, liquer)1 cup white chocolate chips1/2 cup chocolate chips

Cream butter, sugar, eggs and vanilla until fluffy. Add in Bailey’s one tablespoon at a time. Add flour, cocoa powder, instant coffee, baking soda and salt and mix until combined.Fold in chocolate chips. Refrigerate dough for 4-6 hours.Roll into balls and set on baking sheet.Bake at 350 for 8-10 minutes.via yummly.com

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Considering that I never drank coffee until I was in my late teens, I always amaze myself by how much I now drink lol!I would like to thank a group of people who have inspired me to create this slideshare, because the fact is, I would never have considered doing this if it hadn't been for them!Adlandpro has been a home away from home for me for many years and I call it the "unfacebook" because while it has many of the social aspects of Facebook, it is so much more!It is a place where you can talk about many topics, but the one aspect that you will not find in many places is the ability to ask questions about marketing, business and internet marketing.Adlanpro is a social machine that inspires you to want to blog, to learn how to be social and to feel like you belong!I hope that you will visit me and the great people on Adlandpro today and we will have the coffee pot on and waiting for you!

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Welcome to Adlandpro

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Resources#Coffee Humor on Tumblr18 Amazing Coffee QuotesMy Favorite Great Historical Coffee QuotesGo hippy with homemade henna12 Awesome facts about coffeeTrojan Room Coffee PotCoffee Facts for National Coffee Day (Infographic)22 Facts About Coffee: The World’s Most Important Beverage13 Surprising Uses for Coffee