alfidi capital 10-20-30
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This is a sample pitch using the 10-20-30 template. It is not at all a solicitation to invest.TRANSCRIPT
Alfidi Capital 10/20/30 Rule Template
The ultimate sample slide deck for every startup seeking attention
(Read the notes pages, for cryin’ out loud)
Safe Harbor Statement
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This sample template contains forward-looking statements within the meaning of the "safe harbor" provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Reference is made in particular to the description of our plans and objectives for future operations, assumptions underlying such plans and objectives, and other forward-looking statements included in this report. Such statements may be identified by the use of forward-looking terminology such as "may," "will," "expect," "believe," "estimate," "anticipate," "intend," "continue," or similar terms, variations of such terms or the negative of such terms. Such statements are based on management's current expectations and are subject to a number of factors and uncertainties, which could cause actual results to differ materially from those described in the forward-looking statements. Such statements address future events and conditions concerning, among others, capital expenditures, earnings, litigation, regulatory matters, liquidity and capital resources, and accounting matters. Actual results in each case could differ materially from those anticipated in such statements by reason of factors such as future economic conditions, changes in consumer demand, legislative, regulatory and competitive developments in markets in which we operate, results of litigation, and other circumstances affecting anticipated revenues and costs, and the risk factors set forth below.
Problem
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Investors are as stupid as a box of rocks
Wall Street is full of crooks, liars, and trust fund slugs
Both groups need to be smacked upside the head
$? Greed!
Solution
4Intellect
Inte
grity Rogers
NixonTeresa
Alfidi
MIN
MAX
MAX
Business Model
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Underlying Magic / Technology
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Inputs Catalyst OutputsCPI
Unemployment rate
Interest rates
Economic newsBooze
Hot women swooning
Business news
Reports
Blog articles
OSINT analysis
Pure genius
Alfidi’s brain
GDP
Insults
Invitations from big shots
Accolades
Marketing and Sales
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Fans HatersAdoration
$$
Competition
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Enterprise Strengths Weaknesses Web Traffic
Alfidi Capital Incredible genius
Morons hate genius
Small
Wall Street Journal
Well-known brand
Boring Huge
Bloomberg Well-known brand
Boring Huge
Reuters Well-known brand
Boring Huge
Team
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Anthony J. AlfidiFounder and CEO
University of Neutered ShameBBA Human Resource Management, 1995University of Stupid FranciscansMBA Finance, 2002You and BS Wealth Management Entry-Level Sacrificial Trainee, 2005-2006Baloney Goofball Imbeciles Entry-Level Nobody, 2007
X X X X
Projections and Milestones
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August 2008: Launched Alfidi Capital
Unknown date: Success?
July 2011: Launched Third Eye OSINT
Multiple times: Consume booze
Multiple times: Impress hot women
Multiple times: Give stupid people the finger
Status and Timeline
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No securities No clients
Zero(birth)
Infinity (death)
No concerns
Exponential increase in genius and attitude driven solely by founder’s DNA
Summary and Call to Action
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Alfidi Capital is the source of all financial and geopolitical wisdom in the known universe*
Either read Alfidi Capital wisdom or go F-yourself!***
Anthony J. Alfidi is the greatest man who ever lived and is irresistible to women**
*(This is a joke) **(This is another joke)
***(This one’s not a joke at all, you really can do this)