*Background diegetic pub noise**Maureen: I’m your mate, we’re all mates aint we?*Friend: yeah*Landlord: Ladies and gentlemen give a big warm welcome to Maureen*Maureen singing brown eyes**Maureen: Rory could you put your plate on the table please?*Rory: Yeah alright!*Music changes**Maureen: Why don’t you get up earlier in the mornings? You’ve been lying in bed *for years for god knows what time!*Yeah I know what you mean*Maureen: You going out tonight?*Donna: Yeah*Maureen: Where you going?*Donna: Out!*Maureen: Oh I’ve been there…*Donna: Have ya?*Maureen: Yeah it gets a bit packed though don’t it?*Donna: Yeah it does*Rory: What you doing dad?

*Phil: What you been up to today then?*Rory: I aint looking for trouble, I aint done nothing!*Jason: I make the effort, I drive all the way down here nearly two miles and you go all cold on me*Donna: I’m pregnant!*Jason: Bollocks*Phil: You don’t like me no more, do y’?*Maureen: What’s that got to do with anything? It’s about getting by week in, week out it aint a game!*Change of music**Phil: You never know what’s gonna happen do y’? We might win the lottery tomorrow*Phil: Fun, love, if you’re not together you’re alone*Jason: I bet you stopped taking the pill on purpose didn’t y’?*Donna: Course I never*Jason: Swear on your mom’s grave?*Donna: She aint dead yet!