alternate histories 2014 holiday catalog
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2014 HOLIDAY CARDS FROMALTERNATE HISTORIES!
Welcome to the Alternate Histories Classics of Filmdom! Thanks to our successful Kickstarter, we are thrilled to present this series of classic “bad” sci-fi film scripts, rescued from obscurity by our team of highly trained preservationists, and reprinted in a stylish, vintage folio style. We’re pleased to present three films for our first edition of the AlTernATe HisTories ClAssiCs oF Filmdom, now available for wholesale.
each of these pocket-sized, 32 page books (printed on recycled paper with vegetable-based inks by scout Books) contains the entire script to the movie, painstakingly transcribed from multiple painful watchings of the films. Sure to be a collector’s item, these books are a must-have for anyone interested in the unsung classic works of Western literature. Or someone who just loves bad sci-fi movies!
Plan 9 From Outer Space$3.50 WholesaleCS101
Manos the Hands of Fate$3.50 WholesaleCS102
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians$3.50 WholesaleCS102
Holiday CardsNEW! 1950s Family Holiday Cards Set
Available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets (minimum 3). Box sets are a variety pack with 2 copies of each
of the 4 designs. Cards are $2 each or $8 for a box of 8. All box sets say
“Variety Pack” and have pictures on the back to show cards inside.
Santa Martians Box: HDBX05
Inspired by the mass-produced holiday cards that families would
send with personalized photos and handwritten notes in the 1950s & 60s, our cards hearken back to
a simpler time...when aliens sent cards wishing each other a joyful
destruction of earth, or zombies wished each other
“Season’s Eatings!
NEW!SEASON’S EATINGSHD501
NEW! FUTILEHUMANSHD502
NEW!MONS-TERRIFICHOLIDAYHD503
NEW! THEGORBLATTSHD504
Santa ClauS COnquerS the MartianS Set
Wishing You lots of laughs this holiday!HD403
i’m Sick of Christmas!HD401
What a Jolly little Man...i Will Destroy him!HD402
What is this thing You humans Call “Christmas”?HD404
Inspired by the 1960s z-grade classic Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, this set of cards envisions Martians, Robots, and Santa himself enjoying and commenting on the holidays.
Available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets (minimum 3). Box sets are a variety pack with 2 copies of each of the 4 designs. Cards are $2 each or $8 for a box of 8. All box sets say “Variety Pack” and have pictures on the back to show cards inside.
Available singly or in a variety box with 8 cards, 2 of each design.Santa Martians Box: HDBX04
Holiday Cards
Holiday History Cards sEt
Colored Lights HD301
Gingerbread Man HD302
Candy Cane HD304First Christmas Card HD303
Available singly or in a variety box with 8 cards, 2 of each design.Holiday History Box HDBX03
Available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets (minimum 3). Box sets are a variety pack with 2 copies of each of the 4 designs. Cards are $2 each or $8 for a box of 8. All box sets say “Variety Pack” and have pictures on the back to show cards inside.
Holiday Cards
Holiday CardsOlde-Tyme Greetings Set
Robo-Santa HD203
Alien Christmas HD201 Christmas Kraken HD202
New Home? HD204
Available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets (minimum 3). Box sets are a variety pack with 2 copies of each of the 4 designs. Cards are $2 each or $8 for a box of 8. All box sets say “Variety Pack” and have pictures on the back to show cards inside.
Available singly or in a variety box with 8 cards, 2 of each design.
Olde-Tyme Greetings Box HDBX02
Holiday Scenes Set
Bad or Good HD101
A Tyrannosaur on Christmas Morn HD102
Unexpected Guests HD103
Surprise for the Holidays HD104
Available singly or in a variety box with 8 cards, 2 of each design.Holiday Scenes HDBX01
Available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets (minimum 3). Box sets are a variety pack with 2 copies of each of the 4 designs. Cards are $2 each or $8 for a box of 8. All box sets say “Variety Pack” and have pictures on the back to show cards inside.
Holiday Cards
Hanukkah Cards
Hanukkah cards available singly (minimum 6) or in box sets of 8 (minimum 3).
NEW! Dreidel Monster HK01 (single) or HKBX01 (box)
Holiday Cards
Robo Rabbi HK02 (single) or HKBX02 (box)
Wind Tunnel Dreidel HK03 (single) or HKBX03 (box)
Birthday Cards - All Cards $2 each
BD14 Zombie Birthday Cake
BD13 Birthday Newspaper
BD12 Attack of the Birthday
BD11 Birthday Movie Title
BD10 Flying High Birthday
BD09 Birthday Party
BD08Compu Birthday
BD07Enjoy Birthday or Else
BD06Birthday Best Intelligence
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Birthday Cards - All Cards $2 each
BD05They’re Here Birthday
BD04Not Another Birthday
BD03 Birthday Countdown
BD02Don’t Resist Your Birthday
BD01Revenge of the Birthday
Baby Cards - All Cards $2 each
BB03 Oh Baby!
BB01Delicious Earth Child
BB02Welcome New Arrival
Love Cards - All Cards $2 each
LV01 Nothing Keep Us Apart
LV02 You Make My Heart Soar
LV03 Nothing Can Stop Our Love - Women
LV04 Nothing Can Stop Our Love - Men
LV05 End of the World
LV06 Mad Scientist
LV07 Thinking of You - Man
LV08 Thinking of You - Woman
LV09 Out of this World
Love Cards - All Cards $2 each
LV10 Lover’s Ramble
LV11 Love Sneaking Up on You
LV12 Earthling Love
LV13 True Love Hard to Find
LV16 Night of the Loving Dead
LV19 Be Mine Forever
Thank You Cards - All Cards $2 each
TY01 Earthling Love TY02
Gamera Thanks
TY03 Thank You Movie Title
Wedding Cards - All Cards $2 each
WD07 Wedding of the Year
WD06 Thrill of Marriage
WD05Alien Wedding
WD04Honeymoon on Moon
WD03Marriage Is An Adventure
WD01Congrats on Your Engagement
WD02You’re Getting Married
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Miscellaneous Cards - All Cards $2 each
MS06 Sorry Movie Title
MS05 Enjoy New Home
MS04 Oops Sorry
MS03 So Excited for You
MS02 Escape from Work
MS01 Feel Better
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Congratulations Cards - All Cards $2 each
CG01 Mission Congrats
CG02 You’re Out of Sight
CG03 Your Future is Bright
CG04 Monster Academy
Cat-astrophe Cards All Cards $2 each
100% of all Alternate Histories profits from these cards from will be donated to various animal shelters and rescue organizations. To learn more, visit AlternateHistories.com
CT02 Tower Pisa Cat
CT04 Times Square Cat
CT03 London Bridge Cat
Each card has a short description of the date, year, and place the mischievous kitties are destroying: Knocking the nose off Sphinx in Egypt, pushing over the Leaning Tower of Pisa, blocking traffic on the London Bridge, or attacking Times Square!
CT01 Sphinx Cat
Even Stormtroopers can’t resist Alternate Histories of the World!
Don’t Forget About...Our Book!
Alternate Histories of the World is a 196 page book released in October 2013 from Perigee/Penguin Publishers! The book combines over 100 new historic photos, illustrations, and maps that tell the sto-ry of mankind’s time on earth and our association with monsters, robots, zombies, and more.
To see samples of the work, a book trailer, and more, visit:AlternateHistoriesBook.com
To order Alternate Histories of the World, con-tact your Penguin wholesale representative. If you’re not sure who that is, just contact us and we’ll set you up! Unfortunately we cannot take orders directly for the book.
This book was a real labor of love, and it com-bines some old favorite pieces with 90% brand-new work and dryly humorous text and de-scriptions. If you’ve sold a lot of our cards or prints, it’s sure to be a big seller for you!
Alternate Histories of the Worldby Matthew Buchholz$25 retail ISBN 9780399162947 | Perigee
“What-if scenarios in history depicted with blazingly creative illustrations.” -From Entertainment Weekly’s Year-End Gift Guide
8 x 10 inch Prints now Available!
our best-selling artwork is now available in retail-friendly 8 x 10 inch size! each 8 x 10 inch print comes with a cardboard backing, plastic sleeve, and description of the piece. Wholesale price $7.
We have literally hundreds of designs and cities on our website; Check it out and let us know if you’d like to add 8 x 10 inch prints to your order - or inquire about custome work too!
ordering info:• All cards are A2, 5.5 x 4.25 inches, and ship with a Made-In-The-USA French
paper envelope & plastic sleeve.• All cards are printed in the USA and are blank inside. They even say so on the
back to help your customers!• All cards are $2 wholesale, minimum order of 6 each. Holiday cards ship in
packs of 8 cards for $8 wholesale per pack of cards.• A minimum order is $100 in merchandise ($2 per card with a 6 card minimum
per style).
Once an order is placed, you will be sent an invoice with the total amount due (including shipping and handling). Standard USPS ground rates will be applied to each order, unless you provide a UPS or Fedex shipping acct.
Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery from Pittsburgh, PA. Prices, colors, and availability are subject to change without notice. If you would like an order to ship at a specific time, please let us know.
We accept payment via PayPal, check, or credit card over the phone. We also send out work on consignment, depending on the size of your order. If you are interested in consignment, please contact us at:
[email protected] / 347-451-9805AlternateHistories.com