10+ reasons for not getting married

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10+ Reasons for Not Getting Married

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10 Plus and Minus Reflection on..

Arpita, Antara & Rajesh Suggests…

10-2 = 8; Reasons for NOT Getting Married

From Women’s Angle…

1. Most husbands think that they are Brad Pitts….

… but they are nothing near to that.

2. Marriage means endless cleaning after a man.

3. Marrying a guy mean colonies of dirty socks will follow you everywhere you go the moment you let a guy move in.

4. Woman has to do all the chores after marriage and that destroys her peace of mind.

5. No one wants to marry a *MCP

*MCP = Male Chauvinistic PIG

6. Marriage means rigorous cuts on your shopping budget.

7. Post marriage TV has only two channels – news and sports

8. It also means lesser girl bonding... lesser time with your friends..ummm also boyfriends ; )

10+3=13; Reasons for NOT Getting Married

From Men’s Angle..

What Most of the Men Thinks?? …reasons for being single..

1. You Can’t Trust Women

2.Don’t want to Share TV Remote

3. Love to sleep across the whole bed

4. Can’t Afford.. Marriages are too Expensive

5. Don't want to answer to anyone - you want to come and go as you please.

6. Marriage = one person for the rest of your life. One person for the rest of your life = BORING.

7. Marriage is expensive. So is Divorce.

8. Marriage = Compromise.

9. When a man is single, he's incomplete. When he's married, he's finished.

10. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

11. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Need some proof? Here is Before

& After Marriage proofs…

Before Marriage 12

12 After Marriage

Before Marriage After Marriage

12

Before Marriage After Marriage

12

Before Marriage After Marriage

12

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't,

they'd be married too. ”

Wisdom Quote

13

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