2009-07-01 outlook calendar

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• • • • • • • • about town • • • • • • • •THU, JULY 2LIFE’S A CABARET...ESPECIALLY IN JULYAND AUGUST!The Best of Shadowbox 2009@Shadowbox Caberet, Easton TownCenter, 614.416.7625,www.shadowboxcabaret.com.This summer, catch up on theShadowbox shows you missed orrevisit your favorites at thissketch comedy and rock ‘n’ rollclub. Thursdays at 7:30p, Fri-days/Saturdays at 7:30p& 10:30pall month long. Tickets are $30 /$20 for students and seniors.

POOR LIZA - HER LOVE INTERESTS ALWAYSLEAVE HER FOR OTHER MENCabaret@ Club Diversity, 863 SHigh St, 614.224.4050,www.clubdiversity.com. Don’tmiss Club D’s performance of thetimeless story of the Kit Kat Club,it’s seedy emcee, Sally Bowles,Cliff Bradshaw, Nazis, gorillasuits, and fantastic music. Per-formance times: July 2, 9, 10, 16,17, 18 @ 7p; July 3, 4 @ mid-night; July 5, 12, 19 @ 2p. Tick-ets available fromwww.ticketweb.com or by calling614.491.4070.

FRI, JULY 3BOOM SHAKA LAKA LAKA LAKARed, White and Boom 2009@Downtown Riverfront in Colum-bus. Come for the entertainment,stay for the fireworks. Full detailsat www.redwhiteandboom.org.Entertainment and activitieslineup includes:

10a: WNCI BOOM! Central pre-sented by Orange Crush opens onLong Street east of Neil Avenue11a: The Midway presented by theOhio National Guard with foodand novelty vendors opens onWashington Boulevard - The mid-way is the best place to find hun-dreds of food vendors, games andinflatables transforming Wash-ington Boulevard into a streetcarnival.12p: Long Street BOOM! pre-sented by the U.S. Army opens -This area, located by North BankPark, will be filled with vendors,an entertainment stage, and theWNCI BOOM! Central. Plus, it’s agreat place to view the fireworks!12p: Children’s Hunger Alliance’sChildren’s Park presented by COSIand KidsLinked opens at BattellePark with entertainment pre-

sented by Meijer. Thousands ofchildren, moms, dads, grandmasand grandpas flock to Children’sPark. Fun games, educational ac-tivities, face painting and morekeep children entertained forhours.1p: Entertainment presented byMejier begins at Long StreetBOOM! Stage3p: Taste of BOOM! presented bythe Arena District and sponsoredby Labbat Blue, Mike’s HardLemonade, Woodbridge by RobertMondavi and Bacardi Mojitoopens with entertainment pre-sented by Meijer. Taste of BOOM!presented by the Arena Districtand sponosred by Labbat Blue,Mike’s Hard Lemonade, Wood-bridge by Robert Mondavi andBacardi Mojito on NationwideBoulevard in the exciting ArenaDistrict comes alive with its veryown street party! featuring greatfood from Columbus’ top restau-rants, LIVE music from popularlocal bands, and interactivegames from the Blue Jackets andColumbus Crew.Don’t miss na-tional act Love & Theft on theTaste of BOOM! stage at 8:15p.5p: NBC 4 BOOM! Central pre-sented by Muscle Milk opens onthe north end of the midway atthe corner of Broad Street andWashington Boulevard6p: Ohio Air National Guard fly-over6p: The AEP Independence DayParade begins on Broad Street atCOSI heading east and marchesnorth on Front St. disbanding atSpring St.10p: FIREWORKS! The fireworkswill be shot from Veterans Memo-rial on the north side of BroadStreet with the Grand Finale pre-sented by Marathon.10:30p: Entertainment presentedby Meijer resumes on Genoa ParkStage, Long Street BOOM! Stageand Taste of BOOM! Stage

SAT, JULY 4MARCH TO THE HAMSTER DANCE OR DANCETO THE HAMPSTER PANTSDoo Dah Parade@ The ShortNorth. Full information atwww.doodahparade.com. Thecrazies in this neighborhood willuse any excuse to dress up, makefun of others, and drink. Jointhem. Parade lineup at noon. Pa-rade route runs Buttles Avenue(starting at Park Street) to Neil

Avenue to Second Avenue to HighStreet to Russell Avenue to ParkStreet, cars will go left (someparking spots will be reserved forcars from parade that are goingto the block party), and all othersgo right - towards the blockparty. Then go play in the streetuntil 10p with live music, danc-ing, funny stuff, men from mars,women from venus, men fromvenus, and other stuff! It’s allfree - except you pay for yourbeer.

BUT TRY NOT TO FALL ASLEEP!Keep Calm @ Mahan Gallery,717 N. High St., Columbus, OH,43215, www.mahangallery.com.This exhibition is an investigationof the artists - Caris Reid, DianeCarr, Emily Katz, Marlous Borm -interpretation of memory and in-nocence. Opening reception 6p.Runs through July 31.

THEN GO GET YOUR HOP ON!Gallery Hop @ Everywhere in theShort North. Eat, drink, be Mary,buy stuff, stimulate the economyand the gay boys in ShoNo.www.shortnorth.org.

WED, JULY 8MORE FOOD FOR THOUGHTLiterary Picnic presents: Jen-nifer Crusie@ Thurber House,77 Jefferson Ave., 614.464.1032,www.thurberhouse.org. Best-selling author Jennifer Crusie re-turns to Thurber House to helpcelebrate the 25th anniversaryand read from her latest novel,Always Kiss Me Goodnight; com-plete with ghosts, orphans andeven a haunted couch! Entertain-ing tour starts at 5:20p, picnicstarts at 6:15p, featured readingstarts at 7p. Catereddinner/reading, $25. Readingonly, $15.

THU, JULY 9FARMERS HAVE BIG BASKETSReynoldsburg Farmers’ Market@ Huber Park, Davidson Drive inReynoldsburg, 614.322.6832.Enjoy the bright reds, yellows andgreens of just-harvested peppers,corn, radishes and broccoli. Boys,get your cucumbers! Girls, checkout the melons! 3:30-6:30p.Every Thursday through Sep 24.

FRI, JULY 10THEY ONLY GOT 30 MINUTES TO SAVE THEWORLD3 in 30@ MadLab, 105 N GrantAve, 614.221.5418, www.mad-lab.net. MadLab presents 3 origi-nal 10-minute plays based on thecommon theme of Volatile. 10p,$5. Through July 11.

ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP...TAKE 2Short North’s Got Talent Night@Axis Nightclub, 775 N High St.,614.299.8050 x13, www.short-north.org. Rescheduled fromJune. Are you a performer? Do youwork at a Short North business?Take the stage to raise dollars fornew art in the District! Generalaudience admission, $10. Per-former registration info on web-site.

SAT, JULY 11YOU HAD ME AT ’10 WINES’Saturday Sips: Grill Out Greats@ Whole Foods, 3670 W. Dublin-Granville Rd, 614.760.5556. Sips,snacks and relaxation. Enjoy 10wines along with music, cheeseand antipasti. Live entertainmentby guitarist John May. 4p & 5p.$10. Registration required. Callor visit.

THU, JULY 16BEER-CURIOUS?The Brew Review@ WholeFoods, 3670 W. Dublin-GranvilleRd, 614.760.5556. Looking for away to make your love of beer looklike a fancy hobby? You’re inluck! Join this fun session oftasting and Q & A with the store’sresident beer buffs. 5p-7p.$5/punchcard.

SAT, JULY 25RED TENNIS SHOES ARE HOT!AIDSWalk Central Ohio@Franklin Park Conservatory, 1777E Broad St,. Raise awareness andfunds for central Ohio HIV/AIDSService Organizations to continuethe fight! www.aidswalkcentralo-hio.com.

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2811:00 AM Brunch & Show!

4:30 PM Strippers @ Pyra!mid6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Absolut SIN @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:30 PM Strippers @ Ha!11:00 PM Strippers @

2912:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ 5:00 PM Happy Hour @ 8:00 PM Martini Monday @ 8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ 8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ 10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy 10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL

304:00 PM Karaoke @ Q5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slammers8:30 PM Tues Night Jams @ James Club

14:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ 7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes 8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke 10:00 PM Boy Night @ Wall 10:00 PM Extreme Strippers

24:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile4:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ 8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ 8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ 8:00 PM Disco Night @ Mar!tini Park8:30 PM Open Mic @ James 10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

37:00 PM First Friday @ Wall St8:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Ha!vana10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St

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Independence Day

8:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

511:00 AM Brunch & Show!

4:30 PM Strippers @ Pyra!mid6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Absolut SIN @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:30 PM Strippers @ Ha!11:00 PM Strippers @

612:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ 5:00 PM Happy Hour @ 8:00 PM Martini Monday @ 8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ 8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ 10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy 10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL

74:00 PM Karaoke @ Q5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slammers8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:30 PM Tues Night Jams @ James Club

84:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ 6:00 PM Network Columbus7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes 7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ 8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke 8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q10:00 PM Extreme Strippers 10:00 PM Boy Night @ Wall

94:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ 8:00 PM Disco Night @ Mar!8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ 8:30 PM Open Mic @ James 10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

108:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Ha!vana10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St

118:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

1211:00 AM Brunch & Show!

4:30 PM Strippers @ Pyra!mid6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Absolut SIN @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:30 PM Strippers @ Ha!11:00 PM Strippers @

1312:00 PM Dollar Days @ 1:00 PM Happy Hour @ 5:00 PM Happy Hour @ 8:00 PM Martini Monday @ 8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ 8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ 10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q

144:00 PM Karaoke @ Q5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slammers8:30 PM Tues Night Jams @ James Club

154:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes 7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ 8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke 10:00 PM Boy Night @ Wall 10:00 PM Extreme Strippers

164:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ 8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ 8:00 PM Disco Night @ Mar!8:30 PM Open Mic @ James 10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

178:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Ha!vana10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St

188:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

1911:00 AM Brunch & Show!

4:30 PM Strippers @ Pyra!mid6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Absolut SIN @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:30 PM Strippers @ Ha!11:00 PM Strippers @

2012:00 PM Dollar Days @ Flex1:00 PM Happy Hour @ 5:00 PM Happy Hour @ 8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ 8:00 PM Martini Monday @ 8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ 10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy 10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL

214:00 PM Karaoke @ Q5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slammers8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:30 PM Tues Night Jams @ James Club

224:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes 7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ 8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke 10:00 PM Extreme Strippers 10:00 PM Boy Night @ Wall

234:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ Flex4:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ 8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Disco Night @ Mar!8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ 8:30 PM Open Mic @ James 10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

248:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Ha!vana10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q

258:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

2611:00 AM Brunch & Show!

4:30 PM Strippers @ Pyra!mid6:30 PM Strippers @ Score8:00 PM Absolut SIN @ Wall St8:30 PM Strippers @ Exile10:30 PM Strippers @ Ha!11:00 PM Strippers @

2712:00 PM Dollar Days @ 1:00 PM Happy Hour @ 5:00 PM Happy Hour @ 8:00 PM Pitchers & Pool @ 8:00 PM Martini Monday @ 8:00 PM Karaoke Monday @ 10:00 PM Karaoke @ AWOL10:00 PM Trivia & Comedy @ Q

284:00 PM Karaoke @ Q5:00 PM Top Shelf Tuesday @ Havana8:00 PM Karaoke w DJ Dawn @ Liquid8:00 PM Cheap Date Night @ Slammers8:30 PM Tues Night Jams @ James Club

294:00 PM Biker Bear HH @ Tradewinds II7:00 PM Freshtastic Tunes 7:00 PM Fiesta Night @ U7:00 PM Trivia & Karaoke @ 8:00 PM 3D Weds @ Q8:00 PM Futuristic Karaoke 10:00 PM Boy Night @ Wall 10:00 PM Extreme Strippers

304:00 PM 3 Wise Men @ Exile4:00 PM Leather & Fetish @ 8:00 PM Long Island @ U8:00 PM Thursday Thrust @ 8:00 PM Disco Night @ Mar!8:00 PM CW & HipHop @ Wall St8:30 PM Open Mic @ James 10:00 PM Melt @ Liquid

318:00 PM Flirtinis @ U9:00 PM Live Bands @ Ha!vana10:00 PM College Nite @ Wall St10:00 PM DJ Pat Finn @ Q

18:00 PM Margaritas @ U10:00 PM Dance Your Ass O" @ Axis10:00 PM Lesbian Dance Night @ Wall St11:00 PM DJ T Cruz @ Q

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