a calvin andhobbes collection

A Calvin and Hobbes Collection by Bill Wattcrson

llte YuU Song Mv for friend hasgof the sled, AM i have packed a snack. Vle're all set fur the trip ahead, We're never coming bad!

We're abandoning this life we've led! & Iona,Mow and Pop! We're sick of doing what fouto said. And now ifs going fo stop!

Were going where it snows all vear, Where life can have real meaning. A place where we wont have to h&r, "four room could sfand some cleaning.'

The futon is the place for us! » where we wanffo live. re well get to veil and cuss,

And ac(; real primitive.

Well never havefo go fo school, Forced iit|o submission, Bv monstrous, crabby tochers who'll Make us learn addition.

We'll never havefo clean a plate,

saaftjsr- Using am) fork we choose!

Thetimber wolves will be our friends. We'll sfav up lafe and howl, Afthe Won, till nighttime ends, Before going onfheprowt.

Oh, what a life! We cannot waif, Fo be in fhaf arctic land, Where well be masters ofour fate. And lead a life fhat's grand/

Good riddancqo those orewn-up ghouls! We're leaving! Vito/®/ ro

GOODNESS, WRE FTLTOV. INTO THE TUB WTH TOO.

I OBBI TOE VETTER OF TOEVA^^TCTTHE ^ IHF HEAR SOME

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DO im'-'i US TIGERS SO — ENDEARING 1

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CALVIN STEPS UP TO THE PIATC, AND THE CWFIEID HEADS FOR THE BlEACHBS. ITS SJRE TO BE ANOTHER ^ "HOMER," ECUS. ,—-

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HOT SURPRSINELT, THE PlTTRER DERIDES TO "VIAUC

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1 TOWN. / SCOOPING OUT

HERE COME THE 8UU.TOZER, NSUIN& 'THCMSMDSOF BASSOS OF TOXIC nociss WASTE INTO THE S\MT HOE.

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TO! S0ME80W POURED 1 --NEW CEMENT! \

IS NWOVE. LOOKING? ^ WE Q3UU) WRITE CUR L INITOLS IN IT, OR MMCE k WM® PRINT, OR SOMEMING!

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AOVJNOM, I'D Y Wttf ARE UKE LESS DOING FUN "WINGS EXCITEMENT NUEN I'Nl NOT

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U1 THERE, CALVIN. X I UND0RSTAND TOU'RE ) HOT FEELING WEIL. ^

ME? I'M FINE! I JUST S\T AROUND TORTURE

CHAMBERS IN MV UNDERWEAR

I’M NOT GOING1 TO HURT YOU. I’M JUST GOING

ru TCLLVOJ NHATS WRONG! IWE GOT DR. FRANKENSTEIN

I NURSE, CAU. WE] MV DAD'S ANESWESlOTOGIST A LAWVER,

VOU t\EASE? you KNOW!

~JA\ DEGREE, VOJ QUACK! YOU TO SEE

WATS WRONG. FOR A PESIA-. TRICIAN, 7*475 WHAT5 WRONG!

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DONTOME 1 NEAR ME!

ONE OF NATURES U8UER CREATURES, THE BAT IS A MISUNDERSTOOD MARVEL j

T PRODUCING A SERIES OF UWD, HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALS, THE BAT CAN JUDGE AN INSECfe DISTANCE AND ELEVATION BV THE TIME PCL>X OF THE SQUENS BHD!

CHANGES IN WE ECHOS PITCH REPEAL THE DCCKAED 8U6’S DIRECTION! NO MOvaAENT ESCAPES THE. INCREDIBLE SENSES OF TUE BAT:

SLUMP/ Loosed! J a civilized

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TOR THE LAST TIME, GET OUT OF BED.' WERE 8SNG —,TO BE LATE. ^-5*1

/ihtwin&Tv V^M TRVING. J S

TWERE CAMPING.'

m, THIS IS TOE life; FRESH MR, ClEAN WMSR, TOTS OF EXERCISE, AND...

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03®ra§ DEAR, NOO'RE \ WERE TURNING BAXPADDUNGJ MfflOHC AND --A FINDING A

HQ, CHEER UP, GANG? I PACKED STORM GEAR.

TOSE PONCHOS ARESJPER. TOO'RE TOERMAV.-SEAKED LIGHTWEIGHT NTLON, LAMINATED WITH FLEXIBLE URETHANE

TEAU, DAO. ZINC OXIDE, WONGS, Its GREW TANNING IOTON-. THAT WE WRONG DlflfL SAG. WONT GET LETSSE, WHICH

'WANT TO G0 \ ff 1 TIHETRMEUN& \ ^ |

ep\ (SEE, r BUILT A J I^TIKE MACHINE^

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THIS UOOkS LINE YOUR TRANSMQ&RIFIER.

TO THE INATTENTIVE AND BRAINLESS LAYMAN,YES. BUT YOU CRAWL IINKR THE TRAKSKOGfcFlSt. ‘HhFTEAS WITH THE TIME MACHINE, *» OMBMTMETOP^

ARE WE GCXN& TO TRAVEL 1 INTO WE PAST OR. INTO

—.THE FUTURE?

WEIL, I SUPPOSE IF WE WENT INTO THE PAST, I COULD ACE ANT UPCOMING HISTORY EXAMS IN SCHOOL. THAT —.MIGHT BE USEFUL. _y

BUT IF WE WENT INTO THE FUTURE, WEC&1LD SWIPE SOMETHING ANT) PRETEND TO INTENT IT WHEN WE SOT BACK. WE COULD BE RICH.

THE FUTURE] RIGHT. ONCE IT IS, THEN!) I'M RICH, I

-»_CAN HIRE \ SOMEBODY TO

TAME ALL MY V.^DUMjTBIs;

sa.

OK, HOBBES. cm TIME MACHINE IS ME SET. PUT ONTOURGO&GlESMtDNE'U.

BE OFT TO THE FUTURE.'

MOM WOMT VET US GOTO THE MOVIE VIITH THEM, SO I GUESS 'MERE OH OUR r>.l, TCHW3W.

MKMTVy O^WKUNOtl IN FACT, AFTER. THEV LEAVE, LETS GET IH THE OTHER

CAR AND LEARN TO DRIVE!

W9()1UEKS> MEBWGER. CQM1M& UP THE DRW/E.

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OH NO.' IT'S ROSALYMy

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PEOPLE WHO SET NOSTAlGlC. ABOUT CHILDHOOD WERE

OWOJSUi NENEK CHILDREN.

MDE KEEPS KNOCKING ME I SURE AM GIN) '(OWE AN DOWN AT SCHOOL R)R NO ANIMAL- ANIMALS SOMETIME, REA90H- WES MEAN AJST MAKE A LOT MORE SENSE

FOR KICKS. --

I KNOW. HOBBES IS GOINS TO GIVE. MOE A UTO£TR0T TODM: JvRfflEINMN AIABULANCE HELICOPTER.

I DON'T THINK. MOtWU.SE. BOTHERING ME RXUWttlE. ITS NOT EVERS VC.® WO HAS k TIGER. TORN BET FRIEND.

PROCESSED LUNCH MEW IS AND TU\S "SKIN". I HEARD IT USED TO 8E MADE CF

OF COURSE, THEN WE AND WAX FRUIT SO IT LOOKS

AND MOM V VEP, WE'D WONDERS WIN \ PROEABLT BE

THESE LITTLE SPECS ANWAT ? LIZARD PARIS? WHO KNOWS?

SKTESTWE »JT I TWNH KMUM5 IViS (\JiStlt.

BETTER. ITS LIRE EATING I'M 90 HUNGW DEAD NOW IF AFTER SCHOOL J IT WASMT FOR ^ ^Vtwinries .

GRANDPA sms™comes WERE A U3V BETTER TEARS AGO WHEN NEWSPAPERS PRINTED TUBA BIGGER.

HE SMS COMIC NOW ARE JUST A BUNCH OF XEROXED TALKING HEADS BECAUSE THERE'S NO SPACE TOTEU- A DECENT STORM OR TO

■^SHOW ANT action.^

HE THINKS PEOPLE SHOULD WRITE TO THEIR NEWSPAPERS .-^AND COMPLAIN. ^

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TOUR GRANDPA' TAKES THE

FUNNIES PRETTT SERWUSLT.

MEAN, MOMS LOOKING

INTO NURSING HOMES.

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«, i'm fuEB&wwwu sorri i sax "mm." CALLED tt) IN MORSE.

WHAT IS WAT MID KUH6?.' IT SOUNDS UKE A CHAIR THUMPING AROUND THE ROOM.

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Calv^ ** Hobbts JFirall there it)Mfiwthin&...

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Tor ^our convenience, I have grouped those items together on pqge 12. Please check them carefuih, and include them with the rest

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WNOaMPoop'." ffi>MT(L! |TT^J WHY DID YOU a ,.£ THINK OF A A CHICKEN ££/ |' < M? \®[W

tmuai I THINK outs ME I'M MOSM 9,1 MICE.

SWCKkS lEUPftSEViE WOfl-POR cmDOKHm THE RET MTUETAfiD.

mst sou show) just law TO MSET THIS WtDKWWT. IT'S NOT 33 BAD BEIH6 AM OWL IUSTEN5 CF A KID.

NETL.I NESER QUITE KNBrt MW

TOSMTUISBTOE BUT LITRE BOSS MRTSMEU-SO

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