cole asbill
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“Catfish”Cole Asbill
Born December 12, 1994In Augusta, GA at University Hospital,
Don’t trust Aiken HospitalLive in Aiken, SC now, but I was raised in
Windsor
Where I Come From?
South Aiken Baptist Christian School for like 10 years
Aiken Middle for 8th gradeAiken High for 3 years nowAiken Tech when I get out of here
School
I got my mom, she’s awesomeMy dad’s good for nothing, so I stay away
from him since they got a divorce when I was a year and a half
My stepdad, but he’s better than most thinkMost of my friends are like brothers, but they
go under friends
Family
Good Ol’ Boys (Friends) Butterbean Boot Goat Lee Lee Clark Red Dog Pansy Ron Isaballer Cricket Wilbo MinkMink Skins
Big Mo Hick Hoss (Boochie Rain) Red Velvet Uncle Ricky Rick Rick Wiley Pops The people at the Chinese
Restaurant JohnBoy Bud Bacon BarbaJean AnnaBanana
Mud Boggin’
•I love Muddin’
•It’s a good fun way to stay outta trouble, unless your on someone elses property (ask Ronald)
•It’s a redneck pride thing
Deer Hunting
•I Also LOVE deerhunting
•The peacefulness of the woods at dawn is better than anything
•Its my paradise
When I grow up, I want to weldMoney in welding is goodThere’s always a welding job out there
The Real World
Welding (continued)
I pretty much like all kinds of music, from Metal to Country to Hard Rock to Hip-Hop
My favorite in Metal is MetallicaMy favorite in Country is between Brantley
Gilbert, Hank Williams Jr., Dwight Yoakam, the LACS and Randy Houser
My favorite in Hard Rock is definitely AC/DC, by far
My favorite in Hip-Hop is between Lil Wayne, Roscoe Dash, and Wiz Khalifa
Music
1966 Ford Fairlane, my grandaddy used to run shine in one
1976 Ford F-100 Ranger just like the one my dad had before he turned into an alcoholic
1967 Pontiac GTO, because they are BEAUTIFUL
Dream Cars
Dream Cars
Deliverance, because the “Dueling Banjos” was an awesome theme
Dukes of Hazzard, because I love the “General Lee”, more than almost any car in Hollywood, and Johnny Knoxville and Sean William Scott are hilarious
Dude, Where’s My Car is hilarious, because partying is fun and Ashton Kutcher had WAY too much fun
Favorite Movies
God is great, Beer is good.. And People are Crazy-Billy CurringtonLife is a game and I’m about them poker chips-Lil WayneYou don't understand. You don't understand
because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
-Ricky Bobby (Talledega Nights)
I Quote People?
I’m a part time chef, when I gotta fend for myself in the kitchenSteak, medium rare smothered with onions and
a side of some kinda potatoesPork chops, smothered in gravy with rice,
bread, and a cob of cornFried Chicken, in my own special spice
mixture, with fries, EXTRA RANCH sauce, and some bacon
Food
McDonalds (Golden Arches Y’all!!!)Evergreen Buffet (God Bless the Chinese)Waffle House, (my aunt works there)Subway, (Big Mo works there, EAT
FRESH!!!!!)Outback, (steaks awesome)Chilis, (Nachos there are better than Mi
Ranchos)
Favorite Restaurants
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Clap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE, And Thankyou
THE END
Now I gotta go, so clap for me Y’all
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