druplicon's fables
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Andrew Berry • @deviantintegral
Druplicon’s Fables
Stories of mistakes, morals, and doing it right
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About your storyteller
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-- Apollonius of Tyana
Aesop used “humble incidents to teach great truths”
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Once upon a time...
Bolt vom Bergblick, Angus Mak, stolen from Yammer
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Sad dog :(
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Once upon a time...(not so long ago)
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<html>
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• Content types
• Fields
• Editing forms
• User accounts
• Choose your own destiny
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Milky Way Arch by Bruno Gilli/ESO
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• A library of modules with prebuilt functionality
• For those who don’t code
• Modules combine to create business value
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vintage perpetual desk calendar, H is for Home, Flickr
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A list of hot events
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A photo carousel for each event!
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A view for every day
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A content type for every week
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Comments on ALL THE THINGS!
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Nothing done
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The Feature and its Reflection
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With Drupal, it’s really easy to get to
90%
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Technologists like to use the new shiny
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“There’s a module for that”
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(I can write a module for that)
We have to be disciplined and finish what we start
puzzle frustration - the missing piece!, Eljay, Flickr
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If you always chase what’s hot in the Drupal community, you’ll leave your own work behind and end up with nothing.
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The End
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Once upon a time...
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#omnomnom
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Once upon a time...(or last year, in internet time)
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Ticketbooths outside Legoland, Billund Airport, Syddanmark, DK, by loozrboy, Flickr
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We’re making a great website
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Hey, look!Progress.
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Ready to launch?
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Add some spice?
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Pretty soon...
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It’s easy to rag on project managers
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The blinders of doacracy
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Project Management isn’t just a line item
Spicy Sausage and Lentil Soup, whitneyinchicago, Flickr
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Ticket Soup
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An effective project manager enables positive collaboration by identifying actionable units of work and pairing them with team members who have the needed skills.
They bring the stone to the soup.
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The End
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Once upon a time...
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Once upon a time...(probably happened last week)
Gemini XII, Erik Charlton, Flickr
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<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 >><< 1 2 3 >>
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Wait, a spec?
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“As a user...
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... browsing with an iPhone”
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“As a user...
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... I want to be engaged with our
brand”
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“As a user...
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... I want to share with one click”
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*double take*
Tiny Computer, The Empty Page
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Seek out the real end user
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The Client in the User’s Skin
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Don’t let your client pretend to be the user. Don’t let the user in user stories mean “I” or “me”. Your words will inevitably give you away.
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The End
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Once upon a time...
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netting-over-earth, by Théo, https://secure.flickr.com/photos/lenny_montana/1195021/
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Once upon a time...(every day)
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#awesome
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Goals for ALL MOST THE THINGS
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$(not the PHP or jQuery $)
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Lets doooo eeeeeeeit
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XX
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Onward and upward!
toolbarS, Takuya Oikawa, Flickr
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Squeaky Wheel
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while (1) defects++;
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Through sprint 3...
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Through sprint 9...
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Through sprint Tornado Man...
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We have a complete site...
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...if you followed the expected path.
Jungle, Luke Jones, Flickr
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It’s easy to rag on our testers
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wrong direction
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The QA Tester and the Other Devs
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Testers ensure we have to acknowledge
reality
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Quality assurance is our best guard against software decay and ruin, even when it feels like it impedes progress towards our goals. We had best heed their advice.
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The End
Collect bonus, zigazou76, Flickr
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Once upon a time...
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CMS is an acronym for “slow”
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Impossible advantage
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I see what you did there...
Merrie Melodies, Insomnia Cured Here, Flickr
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Forced into a tough situation
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Subscribe me to your list
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Telephone, Timitrius, Flickr
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Change the rules
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The Drupal community lets us change the rules. What was impossible becomes possible, probable, and before you know it, done.
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And they lived happily ever after
Thank you!
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(and credits too!)
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• Computer Keyboard designed by Andrew Forrester from The Noun Project
• Architect designed by Augusto Zamperlini from The Noun Project
• Google Android T-Mobile G1 Phone Unboxing by Paul Martin, Flickr
• Happy designed by Austin Condiff from The Noun Project
• Bored designed by Erin Standley from The Noun Project
• Browser designed by Nicholas Menghini from The Noun Project
• Turtle designed by Samuel Fine from The Noun Project
• Roll Film designed by Scott Lewis from The Noun Project
• Goal designed by Uriel Sosa from The Noun Project
• Data Analysis designed by Brennan Novak from The Noun Project
• Lock designed by John Caserta from The Noun Project
• Handshake designed by Pavel Pavlov from The Noun Project
• Carrot designed by Ricardo Moreira from The Noun Project
• Cooking Pot designed by Mike Wirth from The Noun Project
• Plant designed by Rachel Fisher from The Noun Project
• Fox designed by Sebastian Blei from The Noun Project
• Robot designed by Simon Child from The Noun Project
• Farm designed by Jane Pellicciotto from The Noun Project
• Check List designed by fabrice d. from The Noun Project
• Machete designed by Alessio Capponi from The Noun Project
• Photo credits inline with each image
• The Dog and its Reflection
• Stone Soup
• The Ass in the Lion’s Skin
• The Tortoise and the Hare
• Tortoise Beats Hare
• Warner Bros, 1941 - and seriously, isn’t in the public domain in the US or Canada :(
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