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00 VOU KNOW YOU'VEWORN TJ.IE 5AME JACKET
FOR /8 'rEAR5?
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SHOE byJetflVJ.ac~elly-- ------~ LONG WOULD IT
TAKE TO PAINT FLAMESON llIE 1-lOOD?
OR YOU COULD TAKE j.£ROUT TO llIE BVPASS ANDCRUISE AT 75 OR eo FOR
15 MNITES AND J.lAVEllIEREAL THING.
By Jeff MacNelly
UNTIL MV, APPEARANCE GOT
TOO OUTWARD.
BLONDIE
HAGAR THE HORRIBLE·
li1E:lZE: AI2E: laO MeN~TzTt-te12S' APPL.YINbcrz~vfOfj ONYOUI2
"Deal'" Geeze1'" I
Carbon "Dating',o
BEL.oWSEA LEVEi-.
By ChriS Browne
You COUL.OGo OUT
T[}r::rze AN" ANNoUNCE:•."HAT THe Jo~ P,AY6& )
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N~W"~'£, ••
FOX TROT by Bill Amend
By Chris Browne
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By Howie SchnelCfer n
AND I'LL ~" ~ND1He; "EXT TEA.) YEARS ~10 UVE:Wt'rl1OUT HIM
By Howie Schneider
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By Mort Walker
HEY! POESN'T NOTHIN&COU,,",T FOR ANYTHIN&
ANVMORE~
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BEETLE BAILEY
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BEETLE BAILEY
CAN I I-{,AVE
A PA5.5TOTOWNl
PICK A HUMBER8ETWEEN ONE
AND TEN
By Mort Walkel
AT LeAST WAIT ~ -21TI LL :r PICI< ANUMBERl
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FOX TROT by Bill Arnenu
By Howle Schneider
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IT'S HoTMY FAULT!I SWEAR.'
PEMBRootc IC£!PS eM".ME THESE BIG ASSIGNMENTS1l4E HIGHT BEFoRE THEY'RE
DUE. \
I ;rUSTDo'fTGET IT.
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IT W~ MY CLIENT'SUNDERSTANDING
-mAT "CRIME DOESN'TPA\t, BIW££I<l.Y."
ADAM by Brian Bassett
by Art Sansom
J7"f.T Lt\ST I'VE: FOUND f\ FORM ~
~ OF e:.XE-RCISE. I ENjOY.'~I§!~
THE BORN LOSER I
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I'VE: BffN TOL.D IT Tt\K.E:S47MUSCLe) TO FORM t\ FROWN ...
By Brant Parker and Johnny Hart"_eREATOM I'fNDK:ATI.IC.
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By Brant t"'arKerana JOhnny Hart
By Brant Parker and JOhnny Hart
rE~ ..• WfiO OlD '(ou ~
HAve IN MfND FOfl... THe;N~W $~c.RETA~r OF
/He- T~eA$u~rf'
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C70N'T you &0 NUT~JUST $ITTI~C:1 THet<e
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WIZARD OF 10
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WE; TI'f/NI<-1l41SMAN 1"7 $TE;/d ..ING
CHIC"E'N~ .•. A- MONT}t AOO HE I-IAP
IlU7T FIVE' CHIC-f<.eN~
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SHUt:
By Brant Parker and Johnny Hart
By .Ie" MiCNelly
WELl. IF JT'S Al-NCONSOLATION TO VOU.
SJ.IE TOLD ME 8EFORE SJ.IELEFT TJ.lATIT FaT LIKE AN
ElERNIlY TO J.IER.
I'LL J.lAVETI£ NO-MEATl5URGER WlnI NON-DAIRY
0lEESE. A NON-AL.CO~L.ICBEER •••
SHOE
TO SOLVE nusBUDGET CRISIS WEHAVE TO 00 MORE
THAN REFORM~ERNMENT.
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SHOE by Jeff MacNelIy~--------
By Jeff Mac~eny
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Detme thefollowing:
Dim Sum
AREA8ovrT~SAME AS BEiNGKIDNAPPED ev A
TERRORIST.
By Jeff MacNelly. -, ~.
TANK MCNAMARA
TANK MCNAMARA
by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds
You GUYf, KNow -r1-\6.LOCAL~M56R FOR
AM~Rlc.Ml AIRL'~f,?
ByJeff Millar & Bill HTnCI5
by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds
-- -
by Jeff Millar & HilI.~jnds
I THINK I'M I4AVING
A. MID-LIFE CRISIS.
by Charles M. Schulz
by Charles M. Schulz
I RAISE Ml( HAND, BUT WHAT AM r, THE,(OU NEVER CALL ON ME." ~ TWO OF CLU6S?
DON'T I MEAN ANI(THING? ~~_____ __3:
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PEANUTS
PEANUI~
NO, MAlAM, 11M NOTHAPPI( ..I FEEL IGNORED ..
SO Wl-jEN I CALL '{OUR
NUMBER, SA'{ \1 !-lERE! "
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W~AT DO I(OU MEAN
6/RDS DON'T KNOWNUMBERS? HOW CANICALL THE ROLL?
----- -------PEANUTS
,'M WORRIED ..
JOE 6LACKJACK,TIolE FAMOUS
RIVERBOAT
6AM6LE~,LOOKS SERIOUS
TODAI( ..
I(OU'RE RIGIolT..I-jE LOOKS VERI(
DETERMINED ..
by Charles M. Schul2'h13
PEANUTS
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by Charles M. Schulz
By Bill Yates
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SHOE by Jeff MacNeny
By Jeff MacNeil
MU I HER GOOS£& GRIM'" by Mike t'etenl
..Q.MOTHER-GOOSE & GRIMM bY-MIke Peters
He.m M~ eRA~UATlON. PICTURE. I HA9
S"l'RA\eHT A$ INM\STOR~
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WHY SHEEP
i)OGSAREINSOMNIACS·
114ERES MORETHAHONEWAYTO SKIN A CAT."
OF COORSe ~LJ~'l'.WH6AJ t,lOLJ
WBRe A STuPEI4TNOTHING KAPHAPPEHEP VET.
.MISTER BOFFO by Joe Martin
IRE BORN LOSER
MOtJ\! Df\D! I O·NT::LE£.P... IT'S 100 ~yf-\E.RE IN THE. DN2:K. !.
~ ~ ~WELL,YOU~T Sl££P WITH THE
UG{\~ w! TKE:R.E.~~OTl--\IN0 10 S
BEt>..~D CF! TRY (OOt'-lTI N6 1~aP OR50M.E.TI1I~0 TO %
(£T YOO~ MIND OFF ll-\OSE. !ffiCX.X:,f-\TS ! }
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THE BORN LOSER
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IN5TEAD!
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by Art Sansom~ p. ~
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THE BORN LOSERp ~POP SA.Y5 '" ~IOR. CITlZE:N IS
f\ PE.R50N WfJlO 1-% f\DVANCE-D
&.Y~D MIDDLE:
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by An sansom -v ~
W ...L NEVER Wfl.:)VE.R.Y y:roIN A.R.11l-\METIC-!
by AnSansom~5UT .)JST 5ECNJ5E I'M. NOT
& ~OID DOf..')N'TMEf>N.
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J (£T ME!io
~T YOU KNOWWAAT mE(>.NDTWO /\ND THREE Nl£ ?
by Art Sansomv ~ p ~
W TIME I~TI1E.LOW ffifNTOF Tf\K£ IT FR~ME.,~N~
~Y WHOlE YEJ..R! , BEINc:' f\ MltLIO'V>..IRE. 1~'T ftiL! r: r7 (T~ ClQ..C.K£D UP TO e£ !Jt~;li~o
rr f\~ NOT
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THE BORN LOSER --~
m.IL IS, HOWL DREAD IT !
~ ~WHf\T f>..R£ YOU lOOK.lt-(, I\T FRCM
W\IND TH"Tcu::.Tf\I~?YOU ~:)oP~\DI
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THE BORN LOSER-------- ---
THE BORN LOSER~ ~
WE'VE GOT f>... PROBLE.M \.Jl~YOUR..PITQ\ 5E1£CTION.YW KEEP
aD5SINC:> UP MY 5l0~N..5!
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BLONDIEYOU SAY YOO WEl2E MARRIEDFOI2 SEVEfCAl.. '(EMS ANDTI-IEN OIVOl2CEO?
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Wl.ARD RUMORE by Bruce Tinsley
)tlU ~ 100MUGK AJQrr AU.1H~
"1'AX~f1ZeWOM 00"SlUff, ~_ ..
HAGAR THE HORRIBLI:
HAGAR THE HORRIBLI:
By Chris Browne
"Y Cntls .,rowne
By Howle Schneider .
By Howie Schneider
LET'S SE£ IF M:: (J:¥J GETA BALAf\XID ~ B'1'
~ O'CL.CX:K. 1O\J(6HT
By Howle Schneider
SO IF 1l1~Y Do,I WILLGNLY f3bA&e 10 ACC:~PTGXJARtE.RS...I\t) ~Nlctas OR DIMeS
S-{3
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TH£Y JUST (AME: (JJTWITH A NEW ~1£mIFK
51UDY ...
EEKANDMEEK
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1l-{£ RX:lR GlVE: A650L<JTa Y AND AS A RESULT~ ~y 10 fO...(Tl(IA~S... {HEYG€.T ~y
WTH(~ (tV RE'TURIJ ...
EEKANDMEEK
-Cc~im MEEK,
-.
I'D GO ON,BUT I JUSTfl.CHIE.VE.D
EQUILIBRIUM.
By Brarit Parker anc:fJohnny Hart
IN MY OPINION,
rOu'~E NoTftrNb
~uT A
I'f;AI7Sf;AT!
1"\'( GOAl.. 15 TO LOWERiHE QUALIiY OF 1"\'(
WOP.K UNTIL IT 15CON515TENTWITH r'\'(
5~LAP.Y. )
---_.~----===-_._----
:II
THl~ WEE.K I KICKED 8...
OFF THE \' WALL,( ~
CO~PEN5~TION ;EQUIUBRIUr'\ PP--OJ"ECT.· ~
:!..ou•••
./.'.:.:.:-::-:-:.: .
I'M TI~E:17OF
ASI"NG You TO PAY
YOUfl. BIL.I.-, Mft.SMITIt
WIZARDOFIU
WIZARDOFID
_.
-.
NUN ~~~UIIUK oy wiley -
~. c>=-~~::.MOTHER GOOSE & GRIMM by Mike Peters ---
I
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'iMflELD by Jim DaVIS I
I WAVE AN IPEA. WHL,I DON'T 400N01' I7IE:r.AND THEN CHEAl ON
THA" BY DIEilNCJJ?
"( USED ONE
ON EACH
HAND.
~
HOW
MANY
DIGITS?
\
--------- -By-Scott Adams-
AFTE.R. ALL THE WORK ~ LATE.R
I DID ON THAT !u
PROJECT) l'f"\ THINKING i..FOU" DIGITS) /"\AYClE. ~
Fl\lE.. ;.....,!C::>
E8.,;
'iE
~'cI
TOD~Y I'LL FINO
OUT HOW e>rG MY
BONUS WILL e>E..
DILBERT
-----FOX TROT by Bill Amend
'. ;rASoN.SWEfTlE. I ARE YoUCAfe'T BELIEVE HoW kiDDING?MUCH TIME YoU"RE MY*STING ON lliiS. ";JURASSIC
~ ISLAND'~ - ~'% CASiNo IDEA
~~ 15 BRILLIANT!~" I~
MolliER.TRuST ME.
'THIS CASINo
WILL MoRE'THAN PAY
fbR ITsELF.
Ir-==
WHY Do THESE SAY,YOUDICE HAVE SoME MIGHT 1OloW-
OF THEIR EDGES IS llIERE AFI LED DoWN?' LAWllIAT SAYS
~ SLoT MACHIIlES-!\ _ ';:/ HAVE 1b
~ If' PAYOUT~" J
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FOX TROT by Bill Amend----- -- -------
nilS MAGA'ZINEARTICLE SUGGESTSlHAT IF LAS VEGASCoNTINUES To GRoW
AT ITS MRENT RATE..•
I
I~
:ruST WHAT DoHAVE ONE PEoPLESEE
IN 'THAT PLAcE?
I
~ -1 REALLl HAlt
NO.No - HoW 'lNESE NIIHlS\)0 I GET A WHEN "lQU
PIECE of GET 'ltlURni£ ACTIoN? HoMEWaItk
DoNE FARLY.•
Tl-I£ F£CtRAL RS'S£ Rv'E:
JUST \OTEO 10 I.OJJ£R."TH£
eartOM WJ£ A FULLR)/~T
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EEKANDMEEK
HAVE ~ HEARDTHe: N£WS, SR)Rr?
EEKANDMEEK
THE:Y SPtr' A ax>De:cOf\XJMY STARr'S AT
GROUtJ)zEro
By Howle Schneider
'.F :,
BAt) NEWS ON '(OURPERFORf'I\ANCE REVIEW,WALLY.
DILBERT---
8 EVERYONE PERFOPJ'\EOg THE 5Af"\E. ecJT 1'1"'\.•=: I\EQUtP.ED TO RANK~ \HE GROUP ON A. BELL~ CURVE..ou••
~~- ~---B""y-S=c=ott"A--d'-a-m-s-
I CAN'T SIGN THISPERFORMANCE REVIEW!
IT'S FULL OF ALLEGED
MISDEEDS THAT YOU
INVENTED TO LOWER
t'w RATING! )
~ILB£RT
E8cd
~E
~ci
<i
'(E.5 I BUT I THINK IT .:REFLECTS THE SORT OF ~u
"THINGS YOU MIGHT DO. !t HAD TO MAKE All THE ~
REVIEWS HT :..A. BELL !
CURVE.. ~•..) :••
t ~~N01c.t\..LING CRAC.KoJ r:\11F~O'" tI\~ CUe>IC.L.~·..
"'\ /
- ~~ri1d~
By Scott Adams
A. PESSIMIST SAYS THEGLASS 15 HALF EMPT'(. gq
1l.N OPTIMIST SAYS IT'S ~\4~LF FULL. E
~§!
TANK McNAMARA
AF'PA~lY 'f~ UMP1~S. ~ GOING'10 L.er 'f~ PLAY~ Dl;C.1D1; IF 'f1-lA'fLA!;.'f PI'f~ WAs. A MLl ~ A So'fRI","
AAV IF WS; PLAY ~X'fRA 1t-NINGSo.
oro "{OU PUT YOUR.
LIPS ON M'( GLASS
AGAIN?
I'M OK ~1'f~R WAY.
·FRI~tJDSo· AtJD "%It>J=~lC7·A~ 150'11-\ R~P~A'fSo.
! ANDTHE
ENGINEERSfa..,(5 ...
By Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds
otJ 'f~ O'f~R AAtJl? IF W~","P'f 0tJ PLAYING NoS:? W~ WON,~ MIGI-\'f PICK uP I-IAlF A GAM~
ItJ 'f~ So'fAtJC71tJGSo.
ROIIOTMAN by Jim Meddiek
KUDZUby Doug Marlette
VOttRtol~vesIM\(.E A ~c:.CJl6i:~~S'fYOURUNN\MG FOf(.PRE51~,9RE~~~
KUDZU by Doug Marlette
OURsc.RIP~ L6SOt..IiO[)llIV 16ON~~TE"N
IlEQUE>1S: ..
't WeNT ~ 10 I&th-C'NfIJIlYENGlANt> ANO ERWleAl6U THATMORONICAllY RfPe,rt1lVE.
"rz DAYSOf x·MAS" SONG ~
WHAT'flE YOU
TALI<IN6 A8DUT?f.VEllYON~ KNOWCme. '41'2 DAY'!> OF
)('M~ w SOMS.
YOU'REseeN 16 ARBJGlOUt; NUT1 ABL()W~D ANt)
Al.OSEQ.
f ...~ SCRA'TCUI"e, POST",
z LITTER 9O)(ES ANP A I'I.UMPr1TABBY ,/<oJ A. PEAR T1<EE ...••••
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