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SchoolA place where Parents pay and
children play
Life InsuranceA contract that keeps you poor all
your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:A person who wakes u up to give you
sleeping pills.
MarriageIt's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
DivorceFuture tense of Marriage.
TearsThe hydraulic force by which
masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower..
LectureAn art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"
ConferenceThe confusion of one man multiplied
by the number present.
Compromise ! The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got
the biggest piece
Conference RoomA place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on
FatherA banker provided by nature
CriminalA person no different from the rest....except that he/she got caught
PoliticianOne who shakes your hand before
elections and your Confidence after
DOCTORA person who holds your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.
ClassicBooks, which people praise, but do
not read.
SmileA curve that can set a lot of things
straight.
YawnThe only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do.
CommitteeIndividuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
ExperienceThe name men give to their
mistakes.
Atom BombAn invention to end all inventions.
PhilosopherA fool who torments himself during
life, to be wise .
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