funny jokes for fathers day

Funny jokes for Father’s Day

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Father’s day is special day for fathers and their kids as well. You might have thought of buying a gift or a greeting card for dad, but you can also make you dad laugh on this father’s day.

We have gathered best funny jokes for Father’s day, which you can use to make your dad smile and Doctors say.

Smile is the best medicine, so make use of this best funny jokes for fathers day poems from daughter and make the day memorable.

A kid asked a dad are bugs good to eat, dad replied, kid let’s talk on this subject when we are done eating.

After finishing the dinner, dad asked, kid what were you asking about? Kid replied, leave it, I saw a bug in your soup, so I asked but now it gone.

Father asked a child, where’s your report card, show me?

Kid answered I don’t have, father asked, why do you not have your report card?

Kid replied, Bill has borrowed my report card to scare his parents.

One evening, while having dinner, little kid asked dad, “Daddy you are the boss in the house, aren’t you?”

Father became happy and smiled and reply “yes”, further the little girl said” that is it because mama has put you in charge”.

A kid was at a zoo with his dad, and when they were near the tiger’s cage, dad was explaining the kid how dangerous tigers are, suddenly kid asked dad “Dad if tiger’s got out and ate you..?

father replied yes son, ready to console, kid said “which bus do I take to go home?”. 

Teacher called up the kid who did not show up from few days, on phone she asked, you said Jonny has cold and cannot come to the school?

To whom am I talking? The voice on the other end said, This is my father. 

Dad asked his kid, how do you feel in 4th grade, kid said it’s ok not much fun, dad replied that’s bad, it was the best three years of my life.

I am sure you would have laughed after reading each funny jokes for Father’s day.

You can also use these funny jokes to write on greeting card and I am sure this will make him laugh all the time.

So remember, this year Father’s day is 15th June, 2014 , use these funny jokes for Father’s day and make him laugh. 

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