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K2 Vista Productions

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Funny Quotes

Javed Mohammed k2film@live.com

Dumplings are most succulent when heading in the direction of the mouth." Grand Mufti of Shanghai Nasir

Xheng Xiao Mohammed

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Imelda Marcos

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