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SOCIALISM:
yYou have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM:
yYou have 2 cows, the Government takes both and givesyou some milk.
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FASCISM:
yYou have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sellsyou some milk.
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NAZISM:
yYou have 2 cows. The Government takes both andshoots you.
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BUREAUCRATISM:
y
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shootsone, milks the other and throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
yYou have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your
herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell themand retire on the income.
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
yYou have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Yourherd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell themand retire on the income.
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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
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You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other toproduce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire aconsultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
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A FRENCH CORPORATION:
yYou have two cows. You go on strike because you wantthree cows.
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A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
yYou have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty
times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoonimage called Cowkimon and market them World-
Wide.
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A GERMAN CORPORATION:
yYou have two cows. You reengineer them so they livefor 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
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AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
y
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.You break for lunch.
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A ROMANIAN CORPORATION:
yYou dont have any cows because all the cows werestolen by the government and/or the opposition.Two undercover police agents were arrestedbecause they came too close to the cows.
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A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
yYou have two cows. You count them and learn you have
five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle ofvodka.
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A SWISS CORPORATION:
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You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. Youcharge others for storing them.
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A CHINESE CORPORATION:
yYou have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity,and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
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AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
yYou have two cows. You worship them.
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A BRITISH CORPORATION:
yYou have two cows. Both are mad.
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A ZAMBIAN CORPORATION:
yYou have two cows. You call in investors to look afterthem for you and wonder why they are not sharing themilk with you
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A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION:
yYou have two cows. You eat both.
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