halloween howls- holiday jokes from 4t

WHERE DO BABY GHOSTS GO DURING THE DAY?

Alaina

(Dayscare!)

WHAT ROAD HAS THE MOST GHOSTS HAUNTING IT?

Alysia .L. day

(A dead end!)

WHY DID THE SKELETON GO TO THE PARTY ALONE?

Annie

(Because he couldn't find any body to go with him!)

WHY ARE GRAVEYARDS NOISY?

Ben Grayhawk

Because of all the coffin!

WHY IS THERE A GATE AROUND CEMETERIES?

caden

(BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE DYING TO GET IN!)

WHY DO WITCHES FLY ON BROOMS?

Carson Crawford

(Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!)

WHY DO WITCHES FLY ON BROOMS?

carsonH

(Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!)

WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU DIVIDE THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF A JACK-O-

LANTERN BY ITS DIAMETER?

christian

(Pumpkin pi!)

WHICH CIRCUS PERFORMERS CAN SEE

IN THE DARK?

(The acro-bats!)

WHAT POSITION DOES A GHOST PLAY IN SOCCER?

Erin

(Ghoulie!)

Jesse Millan

WHAT'S BIG, SCARY, AND HAS THREE WHEELS?

A monster riding a tricycle

WHAT DO WITCHES ASK FOR AT HOTELS?

Josiah Hawk

(Broom service!)

WHAT ROOM IS USELESS FOR A GHOST?

Kaitlyn

(A living room!)

KARLI

What's the problem with twin witches?

(You can't tell which witch is which!)

WHAT'S BIG, SCARY, AND HAS THREE WHEELS?

Maddy

(A monster riding a tricycle!)

WHY DIDN'T THE MUMMY HAVE ANY FRIENDS?

By McKinley

(Because he was wrapped up in himself!)

What do you do with a green monster?

Nadel ie

(Wait until she's ripe!)

WHAT ROAD HAS THE MOST GHOSTS HAUNTING IT?

noah

(A dead end!)

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SKELETON WHO WON'T WORK?

Noraperagine

(Lazy bones!)

WHAT'S BIG, SCARY, AND HAS THREE WHEELS?

Seth Allred

A Monster Riding A Tricycle!

WHAT DID THE SKELETON ORDER FOR DINNER?

Thomas Kellmer

Spare ribs!