how to drive your wife

HOW TO DRIVE YOUR WIFE ….. ?

HOW TO DRIVE YOUR WIFE CRAZY

1. Volunteer to cook for her. Make sure it's real greasy. Use every pot and pan in the house and be sure you spill and/or drop some of everything everywhere

2. While brushing your teeth, flick the toothbrush first at the sink and then at the mirror

3. Never ask her to get you something from the kitchen when she's in the kitchen. Let her spend a good 30 minutes in there and when she reaches the sofa with a sigh of relief say, "Will you PLEASE do me a big favor and get me a beer, my back is just killing me today.

4. Be sure to load up all your pockets with tissues before you drop them in the washing basket.

5. Put on a TV program and then pretend to keep falling asleep. Wake up each time she tries to change the channel and say, "Damn it, you know how much I looked forward to watching this. Don't be so selfish."

6. Wait until she is totally engrossed in a movie then tell her something is bugging you and you really need to talk about it. Be sure it's as stupid, boring, and long winded as you can make it.

8. As your stomach grows just wear your pants lower and flop it over the waistband. Then brag that unlike your wife, you still wear the same size you did when you got married.

7. When ogling a woman say, "Sure she's gorgeous, but remember she's young. I remember when you looked good too”.

9. Honey ……My mother doesn’t do it this way

10. When you finally got a vacation day, say to her “I miss my friends so much. I will spend all the day on the coffee shop”

HOW TO DRIVE YOUR WIFE TO LOVE

1. Notice how she feels …comment on that , say “you look happy” or “you look tired” then ask “how was your day”

2. Keep bathroom clean behind you, dry the floor after shower, don’t leave hair in the sink, put tooth brush on its place.

3. Go to the bed together and keep close to each other.

4. Listen to her, laugh on her jokes, always don’t give her advice for her problems just show your attention. words like ok, oh, imm will make her feels comfort.

5. Call her during work to ask her about her day, or share her exciting thing happens to you.

6. Surprise her in special occasions with unexpected gift or a romantic dinner

7. Take her opinion in making decisions about your life.

8. Show respect and appreciation to your wife’s family and make her proud of you in front of them.

9. Be a problem solver not a problem maker.

10. “Thank you, please, I’m sorry, love you and miss you" those words have huge influence in any relationship.

What Now….

HOW TO CAPTURE YOUR AUDIENCE ATTENTION1. Involve. Ask your audience to

participate. Play a game, pose a question, solve a puzzle, or perform an exercise.

2.  Storytelling. “Facts tell and stories sell.” Stories hook audiences from the start

3. Surprise. Say, show or do something that is shocking or unexpected.

4. Cognitive Dissonance. speak to each part and build your graphic so your point is revealed in the end.

STORY Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In & Those

Inside Are Desperate To Come Out. . التعليمات , بين ومن بنفسها الزوج الختيار الذهاب للمرأة يمكن حيث األزواج لبيع متجر افتتح المدن إحدى فيويمكن : , للمتجر واحدة مرة الدخول فرصة للمرأة أن المتجر عمل أسلوب حول المدخل في وضعت التي. أسفل إلى النزول يمكن ال ولكن منه األعلى اآلخر الطابق إلى الذهاب أو الطوابق أحد من االختيار

عمل , : لديهم هنا الرجال عالمة األول الطابق مدخل في لها زوج الختيار األزواج متجر النساء إحدى دخلت. بالله ومؤمنون. أطفالهم : ويحبون بالله ومؤمنون عمل لديهم هنا الرجال عالمة الثاني الطابق مدخل وفي. جذاب : وشكلهم أطفالهم ويحبون بالله ومؤمنون عمل لديهم هنا الرجال عالمة الثالث الطابق مدخل وفي

عمل : لديهم هنا الرجال عالمة لتجد الرابع الطابق إلى وصلت وقد الصعود في وتستمر تفكر المرأة وكانت. المنزل أعمال في زوجاتهم ويساعدون جذاب وشكلهم أطفالهم ويحبون بالله ومؤمنون. , سأوافق : , التحمل استطيع ال إني الهي يا نفسها خلجات في المرأة فتعجبت...بالله , : ومؤمنون عمل لديهم هنا لرجال عالمة وجدت الخامس الطابق مدخل وفي الصعود في استمرت لكنها . أنها إال الطابق ذلك قدمها تطأ وكادت دائما عالية برومانسية ويتمتعون جذاب وشكلهم أطفالهم ويحبون. بالصعود استمرت

رقم : ) الزائرة أنت عالمة وجدت السادس الطابق مدخل هذا ( 4,254,152وفي في رجال أي هناك وليسإرضاؤهن , . الصعب من النساء معظم أن على ليبرهن خصيصا وجد الطابق هذا الن الطابق. تخرجين , وأنتي لخطواتك وانتبهي األزواج متجر في لتسوقك لك شكرا

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