i'm from the upper class, and i'm here to help

Jan Bak

Break The Ice

Get To Know You

Build Your Confidence

Play Subtle Mind Games

Question The Meaning Of Your Life

Cash Your Checks

Agenda

It's a trip, when you feel your enemies/But can't figure out who’s who,

keep it true

A Small World

Ernest Hemingway Is The Man

People Love Their Dogs

Saint Nicholas Solves Most Problems

We All Need Water

The Rules Of Society

Those short stories are baller as hell, and the longer books are legit

Even lazy people have read The Old Man And

The Sea

Ernest Hemingway

Is The Man

I knew it wouldn’t last when she put her dog

ahead of me in terms of her life priorities

But at least then I knew she wasn’t crazy

People Love

Their Dogs

Had a small fight with my girlfriend at the time

Put a Nordstrom gift card under her pillow, she bought new jeans, then the sex got wild

again

Saint Nicholas

Solves Most

Problems

Don’t ask a dumb question and say ‘Why?’

Because if you don’t have water you will die,

that’s why!

We All Need Water

I set dates, but rarely go on them