maira utopia

There I was, sitting on the floor, thinking about Utopia:

‘ Utopia, what is it? No Place...Good Place...What the hell is that suppose to be? What is my Utopia? A beautiful, peaceful place where wonderful things happens?.....But How Do I get there, if it is NO

place? After all I only use 10% of my head, animal....Oh, Sweet Jesus, HELP!!!........

When suddenly ...POOF!!!! And the Man appeared next to me!

-Who da ‘F’ are you? I asked

-I Am the Way , the Truth and the Life. He replied.

-NO SHIT!!!

-Nope, I Am the Way, the Truth and the Life!

-Jesus Christ!

-Oh well, you can call me that too. But I Am the Way , the Truth and the Life! He insisted.

I started to get irritated with that smart sweet Jesus.

-Are you here to preach me, or are you going to help me with this Utopia?

- I am here to show you the way!

When suddenly, again...POOF! The man called Jesus made a glass of wine appeared out of nowhere!

-Hey, how did you do that? I asked amazed.

-With the power of the mind.

-.....Umm, Power of the mind, ay?... I think you mind be drinking too much Jesus!

If you showed us how to do that, we could make the world a better place...

-Show it???!!!...What on Earth do you think I have being trying to do for more than 2000 years woman???!!!And you people got it all wrong!

After all you folks, only use 10% of your head, animal!

Now, pay attention! Said Jesus

Then Jesus opened a layer of my chest:

-What do you see?

-A layer of fat!!!! I replied

Jesus pulled another layer of my chest:-Now, what can you see?

( Jesus appeared to be getting angry.)-Muscle!

-And now?

(I was sure he was getting angry!)

-My bones...I blushed

-NOW??????

-My heart?....I avoided looking at his face.

-For the love of sweet God ,woman. What on Earth do you see NOW? Yelled Jesus

-Nothing...

-It’s kind of light in here.

-And It’s kind of peaceful....

-THIS IS IT! YOU GOT IT!YOU GOT IT!

Jesus danced, jumped and waltzed around the room:

-YOU GOT IT!YOU GOT IT!

-Got what, got where? I was a little bit desperate .

-NO PLACE, GOOD PLACE! Said Jesus.

-Now YOU must say it :

I Am

The Way

The Truth

The Life.

The End.