meet our team 2
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HOME HOTEL 1
DURING THE SIMULATION WE WERE CONTINUOUSLY TOLD
NOT TO USE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS NOT IN
THE SIMULATION
WELL… THE SIMULATION IS OVER!!!
SOOO…
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN OUR HOTEL:
• 4TH season of Dexter was shot here• Brad, Angelina, Warren Buffett and Randy
Couture stayed here• Home Hotel 1 secured an exclusive right
to accommodate the Prime Minister during nuclear strikes
…and Caribana• A special force field was build around
Home Hotel 1 to shield it from nuclear missiles
…and Caribana
AND NOW IS THE TIME TO GET
CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH HOME HOTEL 1 MANAGEMENT
TEAM
VLAD (president)
VLAD
• Missed a total of 8 gym sessions• Spent so much time with his study group that his
friends suspected him of having a secret affair• Brought his record of all-nighters to a whole new
level• Made eternal enemies with library staff by
staying in study rooms after close hours• Realized how important a well defined group
structure is for an effective group performance
JIMMY (facilities)
JIMMY• Unfortunately for Jimmy, he walked a total of 2400
metres to and from York, resulting in a depreciation of value in Jimmy’s footwear.
• As a result of wear and tear of his generic brand sneakers, the value depreciated from $50 to $37.29. (According to current EBAY bids)
• Fortunately for Jimmy the benefits outweighed the cost of the shoes, because he was able to develop interpersonal skills imperative to his personal development.
• From the proceeds gathered from the sale of his shoes, Jimmy began to save for the acquisition of his own Home Hotel 1.
YOEL (marketing)
YOEL
• Unfortunately had to sacrifice some cash.
• Fortunately Yoel saved his lunch money as Vlad covered the costs of printing for the final assignment.
• Currently faces a strained relationship with his television set.
MAY (personnel)
MAY
• Unfortunately, with the Pokemon series running 2 times a week, 28 minutes 21 seconds each for a total of 6 weeks she sacrificed a total of 20,412 seconds of the show.
• ..Excluding a special 1 hour long episode which is running as we speak
• Fortunately she made friends with Alex’s cat. The real cat.
ALEX (maintenance)
ALEX
• After having a group meeting at her place (where May was present) her cat went missing
• Unfortunately she got really close to getting fired after an attempt to assess her boss’s resource effectiveness.
• Fortunately she developed great organizational skills since she was responsible for assessing group’s effectiveness.
SERGEI (analyst)
SERGEI
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