once upon a time there was a little

Once upon a time there was a little boy called Jack.

Now Jack, like all little boys, was a very naughty boy. He was always doing

naughty things and getting in to trouble

One day Jack went out for a walk. Jack took a basket.

That’s too big!

That’s too small!

Ok, that will have to do.

A red cloak

RED!!!!!

Don’t you think Superman might miss it?

And his pet cow.

It doesn’t matter how much you have prepared, I said cow!

Jack Started to walk along a path

Who let the dogs out!

The path led to the deep dark forest.

Your safe, it was deep and dark not skinny and twiggy.

Now Jack’s mother had told him never to go into the deep dark forest. But Jack, who was so naughty and never did as he was told,

went into the deep dark forest.

Now, why does this place look so familiar?

Now the deep dark forest was so deep and dark that Jack was getting a

little sacred. Jack looked in to his basket, but all he had in his basket

was a hand full of magic beans. EYE, EYE, Can

anybody see where this is going yet?

The magic beans were no good, they would not light his way. But then he

saw a light

Well, it wouldn't be right not to include the Olympics in 2012, now would it.

The light was far away in the distance but Jack decide to follow the light. He followed the light all the way to a house. The house was made of straw.

That’s just a straw

roof, but I suppose we are in

a recession.

Who lived in the house? Who ever it was has left the door wide open.

Quick call crime stoppers!

Someone’s been to Ikea !

Jack was in a large kitchen.

Jack went in to the house made of straw.

And he didn’t even knock, how rude

Jack was tired after his walk. But where could he sit down?

Back to Ikea it is thenJack looked around.

The kitchen table was huge; and it had 3 chairs around it.

I want to know who stole the 4th chair?

There was an enormous chair.

Here we go again!

WOW, I wouldn’t want to try and get that through my living room door!

There was a medium size chair.

That’s bar-utiful.

And there was a tiny chair.

Arr, look at the cute little puppy

Jack decided to let Daisy sit in the enormous chair.

What film are we watching?

She was a heavy cow and Jack didn’t want her to break any of the others!

How rude!The enormous chair was just right

for Daisy

Or, as Jack would put it, Big enough to hold her

weight!

Jack decided to sit in the medium size chair; the medium size chair was very

soft just right for Jack.

Seeing as it was made of sheep’s wool, I expect it was nice and soft!

There sat in the tiny chair was.....

No, Not the cute little puppy

Go on guess..

No, your wrong.

...................the Little Red Hen.

She needs a bit of colour put back into her cheeks.The Tiny chair was not too hard and not to soft , just right for the little red hen.

Was........

Now Jack was very hungry. What could he eat?

Jack looked around. He saw an oven.There hiding in the oven was........

Now remember,The Little Red Hen is on the small chair,

so it can’t be her.

Was....

Any ideas?

You'll never get it so I’ll tell you.

The Ginger bread man

Hmm, He looks Yummy.

Do you think he will miss a leg?

Jack saw the Gingerbread man

The Ginger bread man was not to hot and not to cold, just right for Jack

If he wasn’t smiling so much, this would be so much easier!

The oven door was very heavy.Jack opened the oven door very slowly.

Quicker Jack. You must be quicker!!!

Jack was too slow and out jumped the Ginger bread man, running into the deep dark forest he shouted......

Come on you know the words, all together now......

“Run, Run as fast as you can you can’t catch me I’m the Gingerbread man”

Jack was still hungry and so was Daisy. But what could they eat now that the Gingerbread man had run away.

The Ginger bread man ran out into the deep dark forest never to be seen again.

Now, if Jack had been quicker he would be eating Gingerbread man with a nice cup of tea. Shame.