russell brand slideshow cv

My name is Russell Brand and this is my slideshow CV…..

I started life as a stand up comedian……

But I wasn’t very good…..

Later on in life I did a secret stand-up gig for my friends on MySpace……

Which I’m told was very cutting edge…..

I then landed a job at ….

But was fired for coming to work on Sept 11th 2001 dressed as….

I’ve also presented award shows for…..

During my presenting of the EMT awards Bob Geldof famously called me a rude word….

My last job was working for…..

Until I went a little over the top….

And was…..

My hobbies include….

So if you’re looking for someone that’s hard working, multi-talented and applies himself…..

Give Ricky Gervais a call. I do parties.

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