startups lie

LIE

S TA R T U P S DIE

Yes we got some term sheets

(downloaded from Legalzoom!)

Just got off a great call with a customer!

(who happened to show no interest in anything we do!)

Sorry I can’t meet you. Just pulled an all nighter!

(Reading Quora)

This month has been particularly good for us!

(Like the last month which was flat too!)

Oops. I’d be on a plane that day. Sorry, can’t make it!

(Hey..I took a bus indeed. But that’s to be in touch with the zeitgeist)

I agree with your perspective as an investor. We would try that approach!

(may be when you do your startup)

Yep. We are a lean startup.

(We iterate on different startup ideas, on every month)

We plan to move to SFO, in the coming year!

(or the next or the one after)

Content rules. I agree. SEO is dead.

(I’d secretly embalm it, just in case!)

Money has never been our motivation

(Except the kind that investors give)

Relax. Say good bye to freelance sites & Google.

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