student libel | april 2, 2007
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THE FACTUALLY INACCURATE TABLOID OF WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY IN D.C. SINCE 1878MONDAY, APRIL 2, 2007 WWW.STUDDEATH.COM
STUDENT LIBEL
HIGH SPEED CHASETEARS ACROSS CAMPUS
MILLIONS OF POINTS STOLEN FROM BEAR’S DEN
THURTENE NAMES SU AS ‘07 CHARITYSays Thurtene chair: ‘We felt bad when they ran out of money’
SQUIRREL MAULS HAWK
SNAKES ON THE 40Hundreds of students attacked in freak serpentine infestation
DEAN SANSALONE CUTS OWN JOB
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Cashiers held at gunpoint in four-hour standoff
MOINESTER CLUBS BABY SEALMoinester speaks out: ‘They may be cute, but they’re also tasty’
STUDENT LIBEL EXCLUSIVE:WRIGHTON, PATTY MAYONNAISE LOVE AFFAIR SCANDAL
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