and eventually ... death by benjamin gohs
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A humorous ABC alphabet picture book for adults created by Benjamin J. Gohs at www.benjaminjgohs.comTRANSCRIPT
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an ABC book for grown-upsby benj. j. gohs
and eventually...
death
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A Paine Press LLC BookPublished by the Paine Press Book Division
Copyright © 2015 by Benjamin J. Gohs
All Rights Reserved
Published in the United States by Paine Press Book Division, an imprint of the Paine Press LLC Publishing
Company of Boyne City, Michigan.
Text design by Robert Ringtail
All artwork is in the public domain andretrieved from https://openclipart.org/
If you feel a work of art included in this work is not in the public domain, please contact Benjamin J. Gohs im-
mediately by e-mailing [email protected]
All written text was created and is soley owned by Benjamin J. Gohs also known
as The Great Gohs also known as benj. j. gohs
Manufactured in the United States of America
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and eventually...deathan ABC book for grown-ups
by benj. j. gohs
See my other works atwww.benjaminjgohs.com
Tweet with me @GreatGohs
Be my Facebook friend at https://www.facebook.com/GreatGohs
© 2015 PAINE PRESS LLC
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A is for “Alcohol” … to get through the day.
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B is for “Bills” … you pay and you pay.
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C is for “Credit” … there’s never enough.
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D is for “Divorce” … she’s getting your stuff!
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E is for “Every damn time” …something can go wrong it will.
Shit’s
Bad,
folks
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F is for “Frills” … you can’t afford
any frills.
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G is for the “Gutters” … you were supposed to clean out.
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H is for your “Health” … doctorsays you
have gout.
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I is for “I heard you the 1st time!”
…your patiencethey tried.
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J is for “Jealousy” … of your neighbor, who died.
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K is for a man is “King” of his castle…of which you are not.
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L is for realizing you cry a whole “Lot.”
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M is for “Mortgage” … you’ll be paying for years.
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N is for “Nothingness” … emptiness,
fears.
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O is for “Oh shit!”
…that thing you forgot.
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P is for “Priorities” … pizza and napping, you love them a lot.
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Q is for “Quickie” … the only sex that you get.
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R is for “Regret” … regret, regret, regret.
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S is for “Stretch marks” … you’ve got them in rows.
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T is for “Term life insurance”
…where your booze money goes
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U is for “Unhappy” … yourshrinkblamesdepression.
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V is for “Viagra”… to achieve an erection.
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W is for “Weary” … of life’s long, bumpy road.
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X is for “X-Ray” …you
get cuz
you’reold.
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Y is for “YOLO” …only one life to live.
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Z is for “Zero” …amount of shits
left to give!
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