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Page 1: ANNABÍS GREEN GUIDE€¦ · confident and free with these simple tips. Can I get an OKAY? Buying: if you’re not a California resident, you can’t buy from the wonderful dispen-saries

ANNABÍS GREEN GUIDEFOR WOMEN TAKING THE HIGH ROAD

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No one ever reads the intro except you’re reading it right now, which is why we already love you and are go-ing exploring together. So why take advice from a bunch of gals who run a odor-control handbag company? Because we know how much it sucks when a cannabis adventure is ruined by ending up in some sketchy place where guys named Chaz say things like, “what’s the dealio, ya feel me yo?” (which does happen in LA). Also, we run a odor-control handbag company, hel-lo!? We love to travel with Mary Jane. We made this guide so that adventurous and open-minded ladies know exactly where to enjoy a little session, safely and comfortably, in a beautiful place. So pack your bags, pack your bowl, and don’t bogart your joints: if you find an awesome spot or have an incredible experience, be a good citizen-journalist and help your travelling sisters share it with you by dropping a note [email protected]

RULES OF THE ROAD California is basically one of the most relaxed places in the world about weed, but that doesn’t mean anything goes. Let’s stay cool and confident and free with these simple tips. Can I get an OKAY?

Buying: if you’re not a California resident, you can’t buy from the wonderful dispen-saries that have budded up in LA. We might have some tips and tricks on the next page if you don’t have any local friends who’ll do it for you. If you are a California Resident, get a doctor’s recommendation, you silly! Friendly referral: The Evaluation Center for Medical Marijuana: 13347 Wshington Blvd.

Holding: The actual best place to store marijuana is in your body, in the form ofsmoke or vapor or chewed up infused chocolate chip cookie. The second best placeis in a scent-proof Annabís handbag.

Consuming: Smoking outdoors is ok if you are discreet, but try to avoid doing it in upscale neighborhoods like West Hollywood. Even if the cops do give you a ticket, the fine for possessing less than an ounce is like $100. The safest places are indoors and on private patios. Vape pens and edibles are also super subtle, just saying.

NO SMOKING: Near a No Smoking Sign. Near a school. Near a Youth Center. Driv-ing a boat. Driving a car. Just don’t do it or we won’t hang out anymore.

Last Rules: Be aware! If you see people toking up or smell that good smell, it’s prob-ably alright to indulge—if everyone around you looks like a sweater-vested grammar Nazi, maybe relocate. Parks on federal land (yes, those incredible national parks) don’t respect the privileges that Californians enjoy: be extra careful there.

And then the day came,when the risk to remain tight in a bud

was more painful than the risk it took to Blossom.

Anaïs Nin

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ISSUE #1 - LOS ANGELES

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LA/CAWelcome to famously chill Southern California. Yes, we just talked about rules, but LA is the city that loves it when you’re high.

If you’re coming in from out of state, you might still be car-rying that pesky old secretive-about- weed mindset: forget it! Californians have been living in the golden age of legali-zation for over a decade now. You will smell quality natural herbs being burned all over the place, walk through large clouds of vaporized cannabis oil, and get used to asking, “is it dosed?” about baked goods at parties.

Even if you have no idea where to “pick up” you can safely ask around; no one will look at you like you’re a criminal or a deviant. In fact, a lot of people will be really excited to help you get high. Just be smart!

Do ask the funny girl at the hotel’s front desk or who runs your AirBnB;Do ask the quirky waiter at brunch;Don’t ask the scary man who is staring at you on the beach.

Maybe ask the guy with dreadlocks who looks totally in harmony with the universe. Note: anyone with a skate-board is always carrying enough for a small army.Final Note: Trust the vibes, dudette. If something feels sketch, it probably is. Walk away from uncomfortable situa-tions.

Get ready for bulgogi at Korea town, celebrity sightings in West Hollywood, and the best and worst of it all at Venice beach. See Beverly Hills and don’t take public transporta-tion—it’s so slow you might actually go back in time. And if you have a life-changing experience let us know!

Why are you still reading this? Go, go, be alive! Be free! Stretch your soul!

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SAGE VEGAN BISTRO $$Echo Park, 1700 Sunset Blvd.Female-owned, gluten-free friendly, and committed to flavor. This is our favorite spot for a casual and carefree meal, which means you can order anything on the menu without feeling like you’re destroying the planet. And the prices are good for the portions and quality. Try:• Cauliflower Hot wings [Stellar stoner

snack]• KindKreme Cones [Handcrafted goo-

ey goodness]Also in: Culver City (4130 Sepulve-da Blvd) and Pasadena (319 S Arroyo Pkwy).

NOBU $$$$903 North La Cienega Blvd.A distinguished dining experience for special occasions: unforgettable seafood and light stargazing (not the astron-omy kind). No bargain sushi here, it’s all about feeding the urge to splurge. Whether it’s tapas with the girls or hot date night, we guarantee a memorable meal. Local legends:• Wagyu Tacos (mouth madness)• Albacore Truffle and Seabass Jala-

peño Miso (orgasm explosion)• Sake Masu (traditional pairing)The Malibu Location (22706 Pacific Coast Highway) is extra famous for its cry-because-it’s-so-beautiful view.

COMMISSARY $$3515 Wilshire Blvd.High above the busy streets, at the very top of the Line Hotel, sits a gorgeous greenhouse oasis of exotic flavors. This “backyard barbecue celebrating the farms and the streets,” will give you food and drink to salivate about in your dreams. Master chef and founder of the food truck movement, Roy Choi, is the ringleader of this secret garden. Get a nice spread of small plates and try as many as you can at $10-25 per dish. Don’t miss:• Charred carrots [mind-blowingly

munchy]• Pan-roasted Scallops [flavor juiciness

galore]If you’re ready to do as the Los Angelin-os do, hit up the Sunday Brunch buffet with bottomless (are there any other kind?) mimosas for $50 per person.

MUNCHIES

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GRACIAS MADRE $$8905 Melrose Ave.Thank your mother for giving birth to you so that you could be a fashionable lady sitting on this perfect patio next to West Hollywood’s fanciest stores. The colorful cocktails and outstanding vegan Mexican meals are just the beginning: the bold bartenders have recently start-ed offering a few libations enhanced with CBD—legal for anyone over 21. Be warned, the parking situation around here is stickier than naked yoga. Take an Über.

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VENICE BIKE & SKATES21 Washington Blvd.Explore the west side with the breeze running through your hair, or get your 90s on with a pair of skates. The safest way to smoke a joint is on the move, and you can practice your passing skills at high speeds. Just be quick or the wind will smoke it all! Rentals are $8/hr or $24/ day. No overnight rentals. Where to go:• Venice Boardwalk (just wow!)• Carroll Ct & Eastern Canal Ct

[these tranquil oases are why it’s called Venice]

• Sidewalk Café (1401 Ocean Front Walk—legendary people watching)

• Abbot Kinney Blvd – boutiques, organic coffee, shopping

WISDOM TREETree of Life Trail, Los Angeles, CA 90068.Grumble through a short but intense hike up to the Wisdom Tree at the top of Cahuenga Peak for a breathtaking (because you just hiked 3 miles) view of Los Angeles and the Valley. This is a perfect and safe place for a well-earned, meditative smoke. Feel free to look through the notes and journals left by fellow travelers next to the tree and add your own mark. Note: some parts of the trail can get a bit rugged, so bring your most adventurous self and sensible shoes.

GRIFFITH OBSERVATORY2800 E Observatory Rd.Take a drive up to this incredible view-point located on the same mountain as the Hollywood sign. If there are a lot of people with kids out and about, feel free to smoke in your (parked) car and then go exploring. If it’s not too busy, find a nice spot in the shade of a friendly tree and burn one while looking out at the city like a space captain taking in the ex-tent of the galaxy. Or just really enjoy it.

JOINTS

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TRIPSHUNTINGTON GARDENS1151 Oxford Rd, Pasadena, CA 91108.A garden stroll fit for reefer royalty. A crazy robber baron from the gilded era bought this land in Pasadena and filled it with 15,000 varieties of the most ex-otic plants from his travels around the world. Today, you can park for free and enjoy the fruits and bushes and trees and flowers of the madman’s labor. The stunning scenery is perfect for lovers and lone travelers looking to clear their heads. The long and winding walks provide plenty of privacy for an intimate conversation with Mary Jane. Then, make a day of it by venturing out to the vintage shops and streetside cafés; Lincoln (1992 Lincoln Ave.) is famous for quiche. It’s worth the drive.

EL MATADOR BEACH32350 El Matador Beach Rd, Malibu, CA 90265.A short drive out of LA lands you in one of the most beautiful beaches in Malibu, because, for real, they’re all beautiful. This one is known for its cliffs and caves and giant rocks, which gladly accommo-date you with wind protection to light up and enjoy a sunset while watching the waves. Or you can crawl into a sea cave and smoke like it’s 15,000 BC…it’s up to you, babe. If you have the time and transportation seriously go here!

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EXHALE MED CENTER $$980 North La Cienega Blvd Ste 102(424) 279-9497Widely considered to be LA’s #1 dispen-sary, this is an exceptional and inex-pensive place to stock up. The compre-hensive club provides soothing services like yoga and peer counseling to make its members feel really taken care of. Gorgeous, top-quality buds, delectable edibles, and incredible customer service right in the heart of West Hollywood with lots of free giveaways like joints and goodies make this an extra favorite place. Parking is free and easy after 5, so plan accordingly. Top shelf flowers at $50 an eighth and ounces starting at $35 (whaaaat?).

BUDS & ROSES $$$13047 Ventura Blvd(818) 907-8852A localvores dream right on the Valley’s most recognizable roadway: the won-derfully conscientious business model here dictates that most of the Mary Jane is planted, pruned, and prepared right on the premises. So stick your nose out of the window as you drive up for a wel-come whiff. Principled and pure prod-ucts by ethical entrepreneurs in a safe, suburban location with problem-free parking. You’re welcome.

BUDS

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DIGSRemember how we said that South-ern California is famously chill? Well, it is. Although there aren’t any “Bud & Breakfasts” like in Colorado, there are plenty of welcoming places. Just look for the magic code “420-friendly”. And if you are really having trouble finding some super dank, just ask one of your 420-friendly hosts for a hint **wink wink, nudge nudge**

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ROCKIN’ CITY VIEWS $$Silver Lake Book on Airbnb: www.airbnb.com/rooms/1606014The host here insists that, “we are a 420-friendly home, but would appre-ciate you smoking in one of our lovely outdoor spaces.” Shouldn’t bea problem in this groovy, 1925 Span-ish-Moroccan style house with 2 out-door spaces, chill Zen garden, and rooftop deck with incredible views.• Walking distance to shops and res-

taurants in Echo Park and Silver Lake• Easy parking• $75 per night for a room.

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